Instagram premade this reel of when I painted these shoes in the first month of lockdown. What a time
I’ve had an amazing life ❤️
🙀Oof! Did you hear me? I said OOF! Oof because Im bleeding from how big and wide this Edinburgh dump is! Oof! It’s so wide it’s so wide! No toilet paper thick enough for it.🙀wet one too. My fingers broke through the toilet paper & went “inside !”🙀 ! I’m going oof! Going oof now! Yeah Now fingers covered in my dump. Under my finger nails! 🙀! All for what? Another fringe dump? 🙀 just to oof? these photos did not need to be shared. To who? For who? Grammar na*zis will say um actually it’s *for Whoof?🤓🙄🙀 you’re so lucky because this is one dump that does not have worms 🤑 note to self. let’s just hope this make ‘em go oof!
For clarity, I oof when I shit and it’s big. Make sense to you?
🙀Oof! Did you hear me? I said OOF! Oof because Im bleeding from how big and wide this Edinburgh dump is! Oof! It’s so wide it’s so wide! No toilet paper thick enough for it.🙀wet one too. My fingers broke through the toilet paper & went “inside !”🙀 ! I’m going oof! Going oof now! Yeah Now fingers covered in my dump. Under my finger nails! 🙀! All for what? Another fringe dump? 🙀 just to oof? these photos did not need to be shared. To who? For who? Grammar na*zis will say um actually it’s *for Whoof?🤓🙄🙀 you’re so lucky because this is one dump that does not have worms 🤑 note to self. let’s just hope this make ‘em go oof!
For clarity, I oof when I shit and it’s big. Make sense to you?
🙀Oof! Did you hear me? I said OOF! Oof because Im bleeding from how big and wide this Edinburgh dump is! Oof! It’s so wide it’s so wide! No toilet paper thick enough for it.🙀wet one too. My fingers broke through the toilet paper & went “inside !”🙀 ! I’m going oof! Going oof now! Yeah Now fingers covered in my dump. Under my finger nails! 🙀! All for what? Another fringe dump? 🙀 just to oof? these photos did not need to be shared. To who? For who? Grammar na*zis will say um actually it’s *for Whoof?🤓🙄🙀 you’re so lucky because this is one dump that does not have worms 🤑 note to self. let’s just hope this make ‘em go oof!
For clarity, I oof when I shit and it’s big. Make sense to you?
🙀Oof! Did you hear me? I said OOF! Oof because Im bleeding from how big and wide this Edinburgh dump is! Oof! It’s so wide it’s so wide! No toilet paper thick enough for it.🙀wet one too. My fingers broke through the toilet paper & went “inside !”🙀 ! I’m going oof! Going oof now! Yeah Now fingers covered in my dump. Under my finger nails! 🙀! All for what? Another fringe dump? 🙀 just to oof? these photos did not need to be shared. To who? For who? Grammar na*zis will say um actually it’s *for Whoof?🤓🙄🙀 you’re so lucky because this is one dump that does not have worms 🤑 note to self. let’s just hope this make ‘em go oof!
For clarity, I oof when I shit and it’s big. Make sense to you?
🙀Oof! Did you hear me? I said OOF! Oof because Im bleeding from how big and wide this Edinburgh dump is! Oof! It’s so wide it’s so wide! No toilet paper thick enough for it.🙀wet one too. My fingers broke through the toilet paper & went “inside !”🙀 ! I’m going oof! Going oof now! Yeah Now fingers covered in my dump. Under my finger nails! 🙀! All for what? Another fringe dump? 🙀 just to oof? these photos did not need to be shared. To who? For who? Grammar na*zis will say um actually it’s *for Whoof?🤓🙄🙀 you’re so lucky because this is one dump that does not have worms 🤑 note to self. let’s just hope this make ‘em go oof!
For clarity, I oof when I shit and it’s big. Make sense to you?
🙀Oof! Did you hear me? I said OOF! Oof because Im bleeding from how big and wide this Edinburgh dump is! Oof! It’s so wide it’s so wide! No toilet paper thick enough for it.🙀wet one too. My fingers broke through the toilet paper & went “inside !”🙀 ! I’m going oof! Going oof now! Yeah Now fingers covered in my dump. Under my finger nails! 🙀! All for what? Another fringe dump? 🙀 just to oof? these photos did not need to be shared. To who? For who? Grammar na*zis will say um actually it’s *for Whoof?🤓🙄🙀 you’re so lucky because this is one dump that does not have worms 🤑 note to self. let’s just hope this make ‘em go oof!
For clarity, I oof when I shit and it’s big. Make sense to you?
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
Edinburgh photo dump:
1. A photo of me.
2. Forcing two “awkward turtles” to have a kiss
3. @theamyannette giving thanks to god (Christian).
4. @abcelya getting a massage at a store.
5. Trying to take a photo of myself with Arthur’s Seat and winning like a bad bitch: non-committal!
6. Celya and @chloepetts laughing at something that had happened or was said.
7. @gertiebird laughing at something that had happened or was said.
8. Amy Annette giving thanks to god* again. (*christian)
9. Greta & myself outside. She is giving thanks (to god)
10. Trying to get a video of @mrnishkumar ‘s broken finger for my spank b*nk.
🇬🇧Mmm fucky! My 6 show run in LONDON at @sohotheatre starts this week! Ticket link in bio. G’day? Running up that hill! Let’s rock this life, k? Ahoy! Accio horcrux? How about Accio ribbed condoms 🫦 See u soon 🇬🇧❤️
🇬🇧Mmm fucky! My 6 show run in LONDON at @sohotheatre starts this week! Ticket link in bio. G’day? Running up that hill! Let’s rock this life, k? Ahoy! Accio horcrux? How about Accio ribbed condoms 🫦 See u soon 🇬🇧❤️
🇬🇧Mmm fucky! My 6 show run in LONDON at @sohotheatre starts this week! Ticket link in bio. G’day? Running up that hill! Let’s rock this life, k? Ahoy! Accio horcrux? How about Accio ribbed condoms 🫦 See u soon 🇬🇧❤️
UPDATE: It is with a heavy chest that I have to end my run of shows at Edinburgh Fringe early this year, & must cancel my shows from 16 Aug onward 🥲My last show will now be this Tuesday 15 Aug. I’m sorry to anyone who grabbed tickets for those shows early- you will be refunded. We are adding an additional show this Monday the 14th. 🕊️🥹 This has been the most fun I’ve had doing a show & I am planning more soon 🫦☁️
Electric! With gratitude and grace, an enormous thank you to everyone who has attended one of the Fringe previews of my new show at the @SohoTheatre so far. There are 3 more shows starting tomorrow, then up to Edinburgh to start the Fringe. This has been such a transformational experience & there feels to be a real energy exchange between the audiences and I during these shows that i haven’t experienced before. Electric! The theater has asked that I ask you to stop leaving you chewing tobacco pinches/dip spit bottles on the ground of the theater. Please take them with you when you leave. Soho run is sold out but Ed Fringe tickets still available in my link tree. Electric!
My shows at @sohotheatre have officially sold out! First show is tonight. I hope to see you there :^] Dress code is whatever makes you feel awesome! 😸But it needs to be looking really normal but really expensive too, like really just wear clothes from the Row. See you tonight 🫦🇬🇧 see you wearing clothes from the row tonight 🌹