Robbie Williams Instagram – I haven’t half met some pretentious twats on my travels. There’s your run-of-the-mill pretentious bell-end. We all know them but then there are the ones that stick out by a pretentious mile. The Hall of Famers with a pretence so profound that it would/should be considered a mental illness. I propose a name for this not-so-hidden affliction. Pretentementia. ‘’Just before you meet _____ be aware he’s got pretentemetia’’….. ‘’ self-diagnosis?’’ ‘’No, he’s been to a Cuntopathist’’ I just googled to see if there are any tests to gauge ‘’One’s’’ pretentiousness. There aren’t. Not any real ones anyway. I did one but it was on one of those sites with ‘’Look at how bad these celebs are aging’’ kind of things on it. I don’t mean to sound pretentious but on this particular test, I Aced not being pretentious. One of the questions though was ‘’How often do you drink tea?’’ As in Tea drinkers are pretentious. So I don’t think it would hold up in court. I was of course involved in the video for the Take That single. Do what you like. So any attempt at pretence from me would be folly. I suppose using the word ‘’Folly’’ is pretentious. Of fuck maybe I’ve caught it. My question today is. Do you think it’s possible for a person to listen to a new album in their 40s/50s and it becomes their favourite album ever? I have a theory. Your favourite albums happen to you from ages 14 to 25. After that, there are only albums that you like a bit. I think even 25’s pushing it. It might be 21 Just a theory. Yours Baroda Nobleman Esq Namaste ❤️🙏