Robbie Williams Instagram – So I went for a little walk on purpose. A walk I didn’t want or need. The purpose of the walk was to let the world do something weird with me. Im in a hotel. There are fancy shops here. That’s where I went for my weird needs walk. Apart from a man saying ‘’Look it’s Robbie Willaims’’ a bit too loud. Nothing happened. What a letdown. In other news, I had some Botox. Now I can’t look angry well I can but it’s like the eyes have to say everything. It’s the eyes mixed with the forehead that makes it look like im about to twat you. I have no anger lines on my forehead. So the effect is dulled somewhat. So now it just looks like ‘’Aw, bless. You angry queen ?’’ Im also having recurring dreams about taking cocaine. im either running out of coke and that causes anxiety or Im running out of coke and I have to pretend to the people that love me that im not doing coke. which is truly awful. It’s just run-of-the-mill Anxiety stuff. And could be interpreted in many different ways. So don’t go running for your dream book interpreter thingy. Cos they’re just a book of bollocks, aren’t they? Like, Who gave the knowledge to the dream interpreters? As in the people who wrote the books. They’re just guessing. It’s literatures equivalent of We named a star after you and here’s a certificate. You could do the same with Cow Pats. We named this cow pat after you. I’d like that. You could have a piece of cow pat too with your certificate. I just googled coke dream interpretations. This is what it says. ‘’Cocaine in a dream is usually a very unsafe sign. If you are using cocaine in your dream, your subconscious is warning you of the consequences of your actions. You might be one of those people who acts before fully thinking something through, or you might be starting something new that you have not truly thought about. You have to be able to accept that your actions have consequences. Your dream is likely reminding you that while something may seem fun and worthwhile, it could also be detrimental’’ Oh, fuck off. Would you rather be Gandalf or Merlin? I pick Merlin. Elon Gate Namaste 🙏❤️