Actress Cristela Alonzo HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers October 2023

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I don’t want to brag but I’ve got therapy money…I’m kidding but the truth is though…we should ALL have therapy money. I’m very open about my mental health because it’s important to normalize it. ❤️ From my @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special #MiddleClassy Hair: @craiggangi Makeup: @itstroyjensen

I don’t want to brag but I’ve got therapy money…I’m kidding but the truth is though…we should ALL have therapy money. I’m very open about my mental health because it’s important to normalize it. ❤️ From my @netflixisajoke @contodonetflix special #MiddleClassy Hair: @craiggangi Makeup: @itstroyjensen

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Felt cute. Won’t delete later. They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible. I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing! Skincare: @n4skincare Lashes: @lashline_by_ani Nails: @lili__nails_la Extensions: @mr_izzycolor And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON - HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING! Brows: @damoneroberts

Felt cute. Won’t delete later. They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible. I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing! Skincare: @n4skincare Lashes: @lashline_by_ani Nails: @lili__nails_la Extensions: @mr_izzycolor And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON – HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING! Brows: @damoneroberts

I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Random throwback to one of my FAVORITE pics. It just popped up on my phone. Photo by @itstroyjensen Craig has been doing my hair for 9 years. I love him. I like to play with looks and he knows he can suggest anything and I’m down. He introduced me to Troy after my friend Danielle (that did my makeup since 2014) moved to Hawaii. Troy does amazing makeup and is a great photographer. I haven’t done any promo/PR stuff while working on what will be my next stand-up special so I haven’t needed to glam up but….when I need to look awesome, I see Troy and Craig. I mean, look at this pic! I don’t look like this on my own. ❤️ Makeup: @itstroyjensen Hair: @craiggangi

Random throwback to one of my FAVORITE pics. It just popped up on my phone. Photo by @itstroyjensen Craig has been doing my hair for 9 years. I love him. I like to play with looks and he knows he can suggest anything and I’m down. He introduced me to Troy after my friend Danielle (that did my makeup since 2014) moved to Hawaii. Troy does amazing makeup and is a great photographer. I haven’t done any promo/PR stuff while working on what will be my next stand-up special so I haven’t needed to glam up but….when I need to look awesome, I see Troy and Craig. I mean, look at this pic! I don’t look like this on my own. ❤️ Makeup: @itstroyjensen Hair: @craiggangi

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Hello! In case you’re keeping track, here’s what I’m working on. I FORGOT TO ADD LOS ANGELES! I’m working on a proper LA date LA! I’ll post as tickets become available to purchase.

Hello! In case you’re keeping track, here’s what I’m working on. I FORGOT TO ADD LOS ANGELES! I’m working on a proper LA date LA! I’ll post as tickets become available to purchase.

See you tonight El Paso! I won’t be wearing this.

AUSTIN TEXAS! I’m here! @capcitycomedy this weekend. FIVE shows. Hope to see you there! Tickets link in bio

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - We’re going full nerd tonight. Notice the Wayne’s World shirt (from @pattilapel) and since Wayne is sponsored by @reebok, I’m wearing my Pumps. Photo: @steveisok

We’re going full nerd tonight. Notice the Wayne’s World shirt (from @pattilapel) and since Wayne is sponsored by @reebok, I’m wearing my Pumps. Photo: @steveisok

A Mexican mom as an NFL coach…

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - HAPPY FOUR YEAR BIRTHDAY TO MY BOOK! #MusicToMyYears - Did you know I wrote a book? It’s a literary playlist. I love music. Each chapter is titled after a song that meant a lot to me during a certain time of my life. It was released by Simon & Schuster in 2019 and back then, I couldn’t get a TV spot to promote it anywhere because it was a time where Trump was firing everyone and everyone had a book come out right after. Still available on hardback AND EVEN COOLER NEWS….IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON PAPERBACK IN MAY 2024! Maybe I’ll get to promote it then? HAHAAHAH. Thank you to everyone that has bought a copy or bought the audiobook to hear me read it. In the book, I talk about my love of books and how I spent so much of my free time in high school at the McAllen Public Library. Hair by @craiggangi

HAPPY FOUR YEAR BIRTHDAY TO MY BOOK! #MusicToMyYears – Did you know I wrote a book? It’s a literary playlist. I love music. Each chapter is titled after a song that meant a lot to me during a certain time of my life. It was released by Simon & Schuster in 2019 and back then, I couldn’t get a TV spot to promote it anywhere because it was a time where Trump was firing everyone and everyone had a book come out right after. Still available on hardback AND EVEN COOLER NEWS….IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON PAPERBACK IN MAY 2024! Maybe I’ll get to promote it then? HAHAAHAH. Thank you to everyone that has bought a copy or bought the audiobook to hear me read it. In the book, I talk about my love of books and how I spent so much of my free time in high school at the McAllen Public Library. Hair by @craiggangi

You smell what Cristela is cooking? Vintage shirt from @wangs_vintage

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - LAS VEGAS! FIRST SHOW OF 2024! Doing one show in January @westgatevegas. TICKETS ON SALE NOW at their site or at my website (cristelaalonzo.com)

LAS VEGAS! FIRST SHOW OF 2024! Doing one show in January @westgatevegas. TICKETS ON SALE NOW at their site or at my website (cristelaalonzo.com)

FYI: Here’s a NEW clip to my recent #ToBeContinued podcast episode. I’m back with a new episode where I thank my new (and old) supporters and talk about how being in the middle can be a great thing. Also, talk about mental health and how it affects me and how I treat myself….and the Cowboys. lol Click on the links, listen and subscribe! iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/TBCPod Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/TBCSpotify Google: https://tinyurl.com/TBCGooglePod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/cristela9 Website: cristelaalonzo.com

Cristela Alonzo Instagram - AUSTIN TEXAS! Five shows this weekend @capcitycomedy! So excited to come back! It’s been a while. Tickets available at the club page or at my website (cristelaalonzo.com)

AUSTIN TEXAS! Five shows this weekend @capcitycomedy! So excited to come back! It’s been a while. Tickets available at the club page or at my website (cristelaalonzo.com)