Chances are the same neighbour will see this too. From my Soho Theatre Amazon Prime Special #lockdown #pandemic #trampoline #neighbour #passiveaggressive #rules #neighborhood #markwatson #taskmaster
Great for all the new followers, but why is this my life now? Check my story for the goodies. #markwatson #taskmaster #bbcnews #oncameo #lockedout #content #book #tour #thecompany #bristol
Just when you think you’ve heard every heckle… ARE YOU IN OR NEAR PONTARDAWE, STIRLING OR DUNDEE? Well I’m doing stand up there soon. Come see me. This probably won’t happen. Filmed by @nextupcomedy at my Edinburgh Fringe show. #markwatson #heckler #redarrows #plane #taskmaster #standup
I hope everyone’s excited for Attender November, where you come to all my shows. It’s a thing. I’m in Dundee @gardynetheatre tomorrow! Attendance is mandatory. #standup #markwatson #taskmaster #sober #october #soberoctober #notdrinking #halloween
50,000 of you. I have no idea how that happened. Will get locked out of more places in due course. Thank you and as you were. #markwatson #taskmaster #lockedout #localhero
“I’ll come as soon as this game’s finished!” 📞😂 Eddie Hearn tells Stephen and Mark how father Barry nearly missed his son’s birth over a game of snooker! Listen via our bio link or head to our story!🎙️ #SnookerClub
Being a comedian’s a really hard life. From @melbcomedyfestival, I’ll be back. But boy, will I be in Crewe on the 15th. #markwatson #lostdog #lockedout #taskmaster #standup #comedian #viral #content #megastar #melbourne
“Oh mate it was very early in the morning… rock ‘n’ roll was the only winner there!” 😂 @kasabianofficial are yet to take a snooker table on the tour with them, but they have played five-a-side backstage with Oasis! 🤘 #SnookerClub
I can’t even run in peace. You heard me, 80 new dates on October 6th. A free book for the first person to confirm they’ve booked tickets at each venue. 👀 indeed. #markwatson #pitchit #park #taskmaster #leavemealone
Technology in sport? 🕹 Former Premier League ref Mike Dean gives his view… and Mark just hopes Stephen isn’t in charge of it! 😂 #SnookerClub
Here’s a tour trailer for Search 🔎. As I’ve yet to sell out in every venue the posting will continue to be relentless. Majority of the footage is from my streamed show from @nextupcomedy, massive thanks to them. Book now! NO, NOW! (Link in bio) #markwatson #search #tour #trailer #standup #comedy #legend
A very impassioned local critic chows down on Sale, and I had to let them know. I’ll be doing this or some other ridiculous nonsense at a town near you soon enough, maybe come through? There will also be jokes. Winchester and Lincoln next week, would love you to come through. #cheshire #content #review #angry #critic #standup #tour #taskmaster #markwatson
Cannot stress enough how ‘on tour’ I am. Come to Crewe. #markwatson #taskmaster #lockedout #standup #comedian #tour
Cannot stress enough how ‘on tour’ I am. Come to Crewe. #markwatson #taskmaster #lockedout #standup #comedian #tour
Cannot stress enough how ‘on tour’ I am. Come to Crewe. #markwatson #taskmaster #lockedout #standup #comedian #tour
Cannot stress enough how ‘on tour’ I am. Come to Crewe. #markwatson #taskmaster #lockedout #standup #comedian #tour
Banbury last night were game for a bit of new dates chat. We have fun at my shows. Maybe come through? The link to all of our new dates is, as always, in the bio. #banbury #tour #chat #live #show #markwatson #taskmaster #new #dates
October 6th. One week. Remember, tweet me on the day with proof of you having bought tickets and the first one at each venue will receive a free copy of my new book, Mortification. #content #uk #tour #markwatson #taskmaster
An odd heckle from the front row. Lincoln tonight! New dates on Friday. #standup #sneeze #comedy #winchester #heckler #takedown
Here’s the next few months of upcoming dates for my tour, Search. If your town isn’t here, I’ll be adding many, many more dates on October 6th. Best get stuck into these before then. 28th September – Winchester @theatreroyalwinch 30th September – Lincoln @ntrlincoln 5th October – Banbury @themillartscentre 9th October – Norwich @norwichtheatre (SOLD OUT) 11th October – Birmingham @mac_birmingham (SOLD OUT) 12th October – Nottingham @lakesidearts (SOLD OUT) 13th October – Monmouth @monmouthsavoy 14th October – Pontardawe @pontardawearts 21st October – Stirling @tolboothstirling 26th October – Dundee @gardynetheatre 29th October – Glasgow @thestandglasgow 2nd November – Cheltenham @cheltenhamtownhall 5th November – Bristol @tobaccofactorytheatres 9th November – Andover @thelightsandover 15th November – Crewe @crewe.lyceum 16th November – Halifax @squarechapel 17th November – Southport @theatkinsonsouthport 18th November – Northallerton @theforumnton_official 19th November – @standnewcastle 4th December – @wyverntheatre 7th December – Norwich @norwichtheatre (SOLD OUT, again) 10th December – Bath @komedia_bath 10th January – Derby @derbytheatre #markwatson #search #taskmaster #tour #impatient #large
Remember the month I spent in Edinburgh? That wasn’t enough. I’m bringing these talented acts to @monkey.barrel.comedy for one night only, PLUS we’ll be getting in a couple of favourites from overseas. Streaming on @nextupcomedy, £10 in person, £5 for a one off. The link, as always, is in the bio. Whatever that means.
Like it or not I’m coming to Winchester and the Winchestonians better be ready. 28th September. Bring your noodles. #winchester #markwatson #search #content #taskmaster
Live At Five returns (at four) (just after)
Viral comedic force Mark Watson is heading to Lincoln, whether or not they’re ready for him. 30th September – Lincoln New Theatre Royal. It’s new! I think. Link in bio or on their website or even my website. #lincoln #football #comedy #standup #lincolnshire #markwatson #taskmaster
