Home Actor Robbie Williams HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers November 2023 Robbie Williams Instagram - Put this in the file of ‘’Niche complications’’. Like I wrote the other day, being out in public I try to make myself as small as possible. Stealth like a ninja. A ninja that needs you to not see him but if you do  then I'm a ninja that hopes you like how im dressed. This extends to restaurants. A bar or a restaurant though with a piano player in them, is for me complicated. Because I know what’s coming next.  Angels, feel or She’s the one. I totally understand that they are honouring me. Well, I hope they are. But what it actually does is put the equivalent of a neon light over my head with an arrow saying ‘’DRUM ROLL.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THE RESTAURANT TONIGHT MR...ROBBIE.. 'ANGELS'.. WILLIAMS. AND IF YOU WOULD ALL LIKE TO STARE AT HIM. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE’’I literally have a mini panic attack.  Of course, out of everyone at my table im the first one to recognise the first few chords of these songs. It’s usually followed by quizzical looks from my friends as I freeze in fear and say ‘’Oh no oh no oh no’’ under my breath. My wife will be the second person to clue into what’s happening and then immediately will start giggling. As she watches me and my struggle with the ground and its refusal to swallow me up. She then will rub my hand and say ‘’Its ok baby’’ As she continues to giggle. In all fairness it is funny. Then I have to overcome my anxiety and at some point through the rendition look over and nod at the piano player. To let them know I appreciate their gesture. This is such a strange sensation because I really want to go.’’Please don’t.I beg you’’ It’d be a bit like  Damien Hirst sitting at a table and someone bringing a painting over of some dots that they’d just nocked up. Or If David Beckham was in and a waiter decided to recreate his free-kick against Greece. I know you’ll write in the comment section. They’re just trying to be nice. And believe me, I know they are. Bless em. But my anxiety seldom recovers from that moment on. My Ego just checked in with me and said ‘’Come on Rob, If they did an album track you’d fucking love it ‘’. And I think it’s right. Just not ‘’Me and my monkey’’It’s too long. Williams Joel Namaste ❤️🙏

Robbie Williams Instagram – Put this in the file of ‘’Niche complications’’. Like I wrote the other day, being out in public I try to make myself as small as possible. Stealth like a ninja. A ninja that needs you to not see him but if you do  then I’m a ninja that hopes you like how im dressed. This extends to restaurants. A bar or a restaurant though with a piano player in them, is for me complicated. Because I know what’s coming next.  Angels, feel or She’s the one. I totally understand that they are honouring me. Well, I hope they are. But what it actually does is put the equivalent of a neon light over my head with an arrow saying ‘’DRUM ROLL.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THE RESTAURANT TONIGHT MR…ROBBIE.. ‘ANGELS’.. WILLIAMS. AND IF YOU WOULD ALL LIKE TO STARE AT HIM. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE’’I literally have a mini panic attack.  Of course, out of everyone at my table im the first one to recognise the first few chords of these songs. It’s usually followed by quizzical looks from my friends as I freeze in fear and say ‘’Oh no oh no oh no’’ under my breath. My wife will be the second person to clue into what’s happening and then immediately will start giggling. As she watches me and my struggle with the ground and its refusal to swallow me up. She then will rub my hand and say ‘’Its ok baby’’ As she continues to giggle. In all fairness it is funny. Then I have to overcome my anxiety and at some point through the rendition look over and nod at the piano player. To let them know I appreciate their gesture. This is such a strange sensation because I really want to go.’’Please don’t.I beg you’’ It’d be a bit like  Damien Hirst sitting at a table and someone bringing a painting over of some dots that they’d just nocked up. Or If David Beckham was in and a waiter decided to recreate his free-kick against Greece. I know you’ll write in the comment section. They’re just trying to be nice. And believe me, I know they are. Bless em. But my anxiety seldom recovers from that moment on. My Ego just checked in with me and said ‘’Come on Rob, If they did an album track you’d fucking love it ‘’. And I think it’s right. Just not ‘’Me and my monkey’’It’s too long. Williams Joel Namaste ❤️🙏

Robbie Williams Instagram - Put this in the file of ‘’Niche complications’’. Like I wrote the other day, being out in public I try to make myself as small as possible. Stealth like a ninja. A ninja that needs you to not see him but if you do  then I'm a ninja that hopes you like how im dressed. This extends to restaurants. A bar or a restaurant though with a piano player in them, is for me complicated. Because I know what’s coming next.  Angels, feel or She’s the one. I totally understand that they are honouring me. Well, I hope they are. But what it actually does is put the equivalent of a neon light over my head with an arrow saying ‘’DRUM ROLL.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THE RESTAURANT TONIGHT MR...ROBBIE.. 'ANGELS'.. WILLIAMS. AND IF YOU WOULD ALL LIKE TO STARE AT HIM. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE’’I literally have a mini panic attack.  Of course, out of everyone at my table im the first one to recognise the first few chords of these songs. It’s usually followed by quizzical looks from my friends as I freeze in fear and say ‘’Oh no oh no oh no’’ under my breath. My wife will be the second person to clue into what’s happening and then immediately will start giggling. As she watches me and my struggle with the ground and its refusal to swallow me up. She then will rub my hand and say ‘’Its ok baby’’ As she continues to giggle. In all fairness it is funny. Then I have to overcome my anxiety and at some point through the rendition look over and nod at the piano player. To let them know I appreciate their gesture. This is such a strange sensation because I really want to go.’’Please don’t.I beg you’’ It’d be a bit like  Damien Hirst sitting at a table and someone bringing a painting over of some dots that they’d just nocked up. Or If David Beckham was in and a waiter decided to recreate his free-kick against Greece. I know you’ll write in the comment section. They’re just trying to be nice. And believe me, I know they are. Bless em. But my anxiety seldom recovers from that moment on. My Ego just checked in with me and said ‘’Come on Rob, If they did an album track you’d fucking love it ‘’. And I think it’s right. Just not ‘’Me and my monkey’’It’s too long. Williams Joel Namaste ❤️🙏

Robbie Williams Instagram – Put this in the file of ‘’Niche complications’’.
Like I wrote the other day, being out in public I try to make myself as small as possible. Stealth like a ninja. A ninja that needs you to not see him but if you do 
then I’m a ninja that hopes you like how im dressed.

This extends to restaurants. A bar or a restaurant though with a piano player in them, is for me complicated. Because I know what’s coming next.  Angels, feel or She’s the one. I totally understand that they are honouring me. Well, I hope they are.

But what it actually does is put the equivalent of a neon light over my head with an arrow saying ‘’DRUM ROLL.. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN THE RESTAURANT TONIGHT MR…ROBBIE.. ‘ANGELS’.. WILLIAMS. AND IF YOU WOULD ALL LIKE TO STARE AT HIM. NOW’S YOUR CHANCE’’I literally have a mini panic attack.

 Of course, out of everyone at my table im the first one to recognise the first few chords of these songs. It’s usually followed by quizzical looks from my friends as I freeze in fear and say ‘’Oh no oh no oh no’’ under my breath. My wife will be the second person to clue into what’s happening and then immediately will
start giggling. As she watches me and my struggle with the ground and its refusal to swallow me up. She then will rub my hand and say ‘’Its ok baby’’
As she continues to giggle. In all fairness it is funny.

Then I have to overcome my anxiety and at some point through the rendition look over and nod at the piano player. To let them know I appreciate their gesture. This is such a strange sensation because I really want to go.’’Please don’t.I beg you’’

It’d be a bit like  Damien Hirst sitting at a table and someone bringing a painting over of some dots that they’d just nocked up. Or If David Beckham was in and a waiter decided to recreate his free-kick against Greece.
I know you’ll write in the comment section. They’re just trying to be nice. And believe me, I know they are. Bless em. But my anxiety seldom recovers from that moment on.

My Ego just checked in with me and said ‘’Come on Rob, If they did an album track you’d fucking love it ‘’.
And I think it’s right. Just not ‘’Me and my monkey’’It’s too long.

Williams Joel

Namaste ❤️🙏 | Posted on 05/Nov/2023 15:11:32

Robbie Williams Instagram – ‘’Sir, would you like some hypervigilance with your Edemame?’’ I play a fun game at restaurants that only I know im playing. I survey the tables on the way in. I clock who clocks me and I make a calculated guess *usually with stunning accuracy* who’s gonna try and take a sneaky pic. Sometimes it’s an overwhelming amount and im completely outgunned. But most of the time it’s 3 or 4 … So, I sit down and in the next 5 minutes, people are gonna try and figure out how to take a pic without me catching them in the act. This is when my game is afoot. Normally one will do the ‘’im just taking a photo of my friend’’ thing.Whilst aiming directly over their left-hand shoulder straight into my eye line. At this point, I will drop my tablecloth and spend a while picking it up. I reemerge to normal seating position to see them looking at the shot they have just taken with a quizzical expression on their face. Thinking they were just unlucky they wait for their opportunity to do it again. When they next raise their camera I will bury my head into Ayda’s neck making it look like we’re having an intimate moment. The best shot they will get is the side of a lady’s head and some dude’s shoulder. Once again I return to watch them out of the corner of my eye, Staring at their phone screen and beginning to get really frustrated. Next, I will pretend to cough into both hands, bow my head into said hands and pretend im scratching my scalp. They will then get a pic of some dude and the top of his head. This can go on and on. All the time they don’t know that I know. And they get more and more wound up.I can do this whilst holding a conversation with my friends and they are none the wiser. Of course, sometimes I lose this game and someone will get a perfect shot. But MOST of the time. I win. If there are a lot of people taking shots I can end up being a bit like Neo from The Matrix. Then the game is to avoid the shot AND not make the people im with think im being weird. It’s a great game for someone who doesn’t like going out for food anyway. Restaurants are for grown-ups. Jack Dawkins namaste ❤️🙏
Robbie Williams Instagram – Thank you for your lovely messages of support yesterday. I feel I must clarify that I actually wasn’t hurt by any of the mean stuff posted. Truthfully, I just noticed them and thought ‘’This is not ok’’ I showed them to Ayda in the car on the way back from the pop-up premier thing. Our general feelings towards them were more ‘’Wow, tough room, people are weird’’ These were messages on my own insta page too. Considering I have body dysmorphia and low self-esteem the fact that I wasn’t hurt by them shows how far I’ve come. That or being skinny-shamed feels better than being fat-shamed. Yeah, thinking about it its probably that. A journalist once wrote a story about me. We had a face-to-face interview. When I read back what he’d written. The effects would last a long time. He went into every facet of my appearance and in the end concluded that I was in effect ‘’Grotesque’’. That interview was in 2005. Yesterday when I walked around the pop-up store for my Netflix doc and all the pictures of me over the years were on display. All I could hear or think was ‘’Grotesque’ And then afterwards I got into bed and watched Big Brother and Mafs and had a lovely time. That’s the thing my low self-esteem doesn’t run the show anymore. It just pops up in my pop-up from time to time. Bunny Love Namaste ❤️🙏

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