Home Actor Robbie Williams HD Instagram Photos and Wallpapers November 2023 Robbie Williams Instagram - It’s here… All four parts of ROBBIE WILLIAMS, from director Joe Pearlman, are now streaming – only on Netflix.

Robbie Williams Instagram – It’s here… All four parts of ROBBIE WILLIAMS, from director Joe Pearlman, are now streaming – only on Netflix.

Robbie Williams Instagram - It’s here… All four parts of ROBBIE WILLIAMS, from director Joe Pearlman, are now streaming – only on Netflix.

Robbie Williams Instagram – It’s here… All four parts of ROBBIE WILLIAMS, from director Joe Pearlman, are now streaming – only on Netflix. | Posted on 08/Nov/2023 14:00:24

Robbie Williams Instagram – When im out at a restaurant or a bar going to the toilet is weird.Because that’s the only time im by myself. Some people sense this as the big opportunity. The amount of time’s I’ve turned around from the urinal to find someone that needed to visit the toilet to wash their hands.Their hands!No piss, Just a quick hand wash.Cos that happens in real life and isn’t suspicious. I will then wash my hands next to the person ‘’washing’’ theirs and have to partake in a striking up of a ‘natural’ conversation. Small talk whilst tucking your smalls in.

They establish they know who I am by asking a Robbie-based question.Usually ‘’what are you doing here then Robbie?’’ Well mate, I just had a piss and now im washing my hands. What are you doing? Then the most awkward thing about this whole charade happens. The man will put his wet hand out to shake my wet hand. I always offer my elbow. As to sort of ‘’cheers ‘’ to their elbow. Then they ask for a photo. Which is always a bleak request. I don’t want to do a photo with you in the bogs.*Someone filmed me when I was at the urinal once. That was interesting*

So now im leaving the toilet with ‘’bog man’’ to do a photo and I’ll open the toilet door to find the lady’s door opening at the exact same time.-This will not be by coincidence-.She will leave the ladies with a phone in hand and I’ll hear a ‘’Oh, Robbie, excuse me but can I have a….’’Which 9 times out of 10 I’ll oblige.-Photo that is. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Most people are taking these written accounts for what they are. My observations on my bizarre life. Some people read them and think im being ungrateful. Im not. I’d sign up for this life a trillion times over.

But sometimes im just a man with his cock in his hand wondering what is about to greet him when he turns around from the urinal.

Hank Armitage 

Namaste 

❤️🙏
Robbie Williams Instagram – New Zealand: thank you for two unforgettable, beautiful nights. See you again soon I hope. Rob x

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