25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
25 years ago when this young man was born, neither he nor I could anticipate that decades later I would have a photo realistic tattoo of his 15 year old self on my left thigh. And we especially couldn’t anticipate him *posing hours* for the second tattoo, at age 20, on my right thigh.
I now live with @c.syresmith immortalized on all of the thighs I have.
A fine consolation was that Jaden is an extremely kind, cool individual who was generous with his time and even kept in touch.
I now plan to tattoo his likeness every five years as we both age like fine wine. He is 25 now and so I am due. Inner thigh? Outer arm? His face over my face? I’m not sure.
ONE THING I AM SURE OF – IF YOU COME SEE ME ON TOUR – YOU WILL SEE MY THIGHS AND YOU WILL MEET MY JADEN’S. There are only **EIGHT SHOWS LEFT** of this tour, ALL THIS MONTH, before I film my debut Stand Up Comedy special at the Vic Theater in Chicago on Dec 1 & 2nd.
After that, all this material is retired and my Jaden’s will be hibernating for the winter. If you’ve read this far, you are who I am talking to. How do you still not have a ticket to my tour or special if you are this invested in me and my thighs? It seems ludicrous.
CORRECT IT:
Cedar Rapids 11/11
Springfield, IL 11/12
Duluth 11/16
Appleton 11/17
Rochester, MN 11/18
Davenport 11/19
Elkhart, IN 11/29
Wilkes-Barre 12/16
CHICAGO 12/1 & 12/2 – Special Taping – If you’re at the special taping you’re automatically entered to win a trip to the set of Impractical Jokers. You and a Plus one. Hotel and airfare. Pulling one random ticket from the four Chicago shows as a thank you to you all. God bless ✌️
LINK IN BIO.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, @chrisjerichofozzy!
DAY ONE.
#herewegosteelers Acrisure Stadium
Hold up. I could get your opinion real quick?
1. Blue & Black Flannel
2. Black/Polka Formal “Number”
3. Dark Blue “Cool” Shirt
4. DSNY ’till We Die (i love my dad but don’t vote emotionally. he’ll still be my dad even if I don’t choose this one).
Thoughts?
Whatever we choose, come see me wear it LIVE in three weeks 🫶😎❤️🎄🎤
ALSO! Please don’t ever forget, Wu-Tang is for the children 👐 The Vic Theatre
Cedar Rapids!
The DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE Tour rolls on into 2024!! Tickets are now on sale…
New episode of @tastebudspod out now! Jewish deli v Italian Deli
@joederosacomedy
@louiskatzcomedy
@thehomelesspimp
Peoria!
See my hair LIVE!
Link in bio. The Vic Theatre
🚨🚨🚨 New seats JUST OPENED UP to my COMEDY SPECIAL TAPING DEC 1 and 2 at The Vic in Chicago!
Doing my best?
Rochester MN! WHO WANTS A MEET AND GREET? Tag a friend in the comments for a chance to win…
See you December 1st and 2nd in Chicago!
Scissor me, Daddy A$$!!!
December 1 and 2 in Chicago babe!!
⚠️ New seats just opened up! ⚠️ Dec 1 & 2 at The Vic in Chicago!
New @tastebudspod with @arishaffir
@joederosacomedy
@thehomelesspimp
