This is a good one. It was my last day filming and @bethabroderick and I were laughing and crying in Sabrina’s bedroom(NO I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED IT WAS THE ONLY TIME WE EVER SAW HILDAS BEDROOM)I still have this wedding dress even though Stella ate most of the veil. I always thought it would be fun like in #thesisterhoodofthetravelingpants that this magical dress could fit anyone. Let me know if you’re getting married. Also please enjoy my hair which appears to be lacquered to my head but was very on point at the time @chezralphie . Those were fun days!!! #Bestwitches BTW @melissajoanhart killed on her first time on stage doing stand-up. A total natural . Made her Aunt very proud. #familybusiness #90s #tbt #sabrinatheteenagewitch #AuntHilda #standupcomedy #weddings
I’ll always answer to #AuntHilda but this is my real job. #sabrinatheteenagewitch #standupcomedy #canada #stripper #poledance #misleading #funny #iidentifyasawitch
#sexandcity premiere 25 years ago. They played two episodes and I was hooked! It’s the night @alecbaldwininsta came up to me and said, “Hi I’m Alec” and I had to not scream, “I knoooooow” My outfit is head to toe #betsyjohnson . I love this show! #sabrinatheteenagewitch #90s #90sfashion I almost forgot my friend #kevynaucoin did my makeup for this. He was the best.❤️
Thank you my beloved Scotland for making me feel so at home.
Thank you to the seagull who used their precision vision to poop not just on my head but directly into the bag that contained a brand new purchase. It really does bring good luck and an appreciation for enclosed tour buses.
Thank you to the sweetest people who sold out the shows and brought me tablet (Scottish word for diabetes) Thank you for showing me that you can live on carbs alone and jam is totally acceptable on cheese. Thank you to the geniuses @lego for making a bagpiper out of @lego Thank you to @gildedballoon and @karenkoren for hosting me so last minute.
Thanks to all the 3600 artists performing and making the world more beautiful. You must see @benjaminscheuer new show. He’s so truly gifted.
Go and see the hilarious @megsstalter and the genius @eddieizzard Always good to be reminded where you come from in every way. #standup #edinburgh #witches #sabrina #comedywoman
Yes that is the Queen of All @gloriaestefan . She is even kinder than she is talented and tolerated me reciting all of the lyrics to her songs to her face.I was lucky enough to be the auctioneer for the @fedexchamp @stjude Angel and Stars Gala in Miami last weekend. I was honored to meet Luna, an adorable little girl who is receiving treatment @stjude. My friend @ben.sanderson_ donated $500. That is his first paycheck as a professional actor. General Hospital’s Josh Kelly helped me with the auction and @romerobritto donated one of his stunning paintings. It was a stellar evening for the most worthy of causes. Everyone should donate! P.S. There will never be a shampoo called “Florida” That humidity is not hair friendly!
Yes that is the Queen of All @gloriaestefan . She is even kinder than she is talented and tolerated me reciting all of the lyrics to her songs to her face.I was lucky enough to be the auctioneer for the @fedexchamp @stjude Angel and Stars Gala in Miami last weekend. I was honored to meet Luna, an adorable little girl who is receiving treatment @stjude. My friend @ben.sanderson_ donated $500. That is his first paycheck as a professional actor. General Hospital’s Josh Kelly helped me with the auction and @romerobritto donated one of his stunning paintings. It was a stellar evening for the most worthy of causes. Everyone should donate! P.S. There will never be a shampoo called “Florida” That humidity is not hair friendly!
Yes that is the Queen of All @gloriaestefan . She is even kinder than she is talented and tolerated me reciting all of the lyrics to her songs to her face.I was lucky enough to be the auctioneer for the @fedexchamp @stjude Angel and Stars Gala in Miami last weekend. I was honored to meet Luna, an adorable little girl who is receiving treatment @stjude. My friend @ben.sanderson_ donated $500. That is his first paycheck as a professional actor. General Hospital’s Josh Kelly helped me with the auction and @romerobritto donated one of his stunning paintings. It was a stellar evening for the most worthy of causes. Everyone should donate! P.S. There will never be a shampoo called “Florida” That humidity is not hair friendly!
Yes that is the Queen of All @gloriaestefan . She is even kinder than she is talented and tolerated me reciting all of the lyrics to her songs to her face.I was lucky enough to be the auctioneer for the @fedexchamp @stjude Angel and Stars Gala in Miami last weekend. I was honored to meet Luna, an adorable little girl who is receiving treatment @stjude. My friend @ben.sanderson_ donated $500. That is his first paycheck as a professional actor. General Hospital’s Josh Kelly helped me with the auction and @romerobritto donated one of his stunning paintings. It was a stellar evening for the most worthy of causes. Everyone should donate! P.S. There will never be a shampoo called “Florida” That humidity is not hair friendly!
Yes that is the Queen of All @gloriaestefan . She is even kinder than she is talented and tolerated me reciting all of the lyrics to her songs to her face.I was lucky enough to be the auctioneer for the @fedexchamp @stjude Angel and Stars Gala in Miami last weekend. I was honored to meet Luna, an adorable little girl who is receiving treatment @stjude. My friend @ben.sanderson_ donated $500. That is his first paycheck as a professional actor. General Hospital’s Josh Kelly helped me with the auction and @romerobritto donated one of his stunning paintings. It was a stellar evening for the most worthy of causes. Everyone should donate! P.S. There will never be a shampoo called “Florida” That humidity is not hair friendly!
Sometimes it feels like #sabrinatheteenagewitch was actually a documentary. Family of weirdos with varying degrees of rhythm. Thank you @thats4ent for having us and all the sweet fans! #bestwitches @90skid4lyfe
Enlightening the masses. Touring this summer with the absolutely hilarious @the_leighton_show and @cjmarrinan @vinhillmusic @camdenoperahouse #maine #comedyvideo @thecomedystore @comedyworksdenver #funnyvideos
Seriously sometimes it’s exhausting feeling responsible for the whole world.
Love,
Caroline
#HappyFathersDay to my Dad. No one loved show biz more than Dad. He was on Hollywood Squares with me for Mothers Day because my Mother refused to go on. She said tell them I’ll only do Jeopardy. My Dad was funny and an Aquarius and never finished a sentence. I hate this mustache so much and he loved it because he thought he looked like Dennis Weaver. I miss my Dad.
This is my first time on #Letterman. As a comedian he is the ultimate Father figure. You just wanted to make him laugh.He laughed at this joke.#kevynaucoin did my makeup, the rain did my hair. The first time I went to #Letterman was to go and support my friend #normmcdonald . The other guest was @melissa_etheridge She killed it. Total rock star. I remember sitting in the Green Room next to @cturlington and jam filled cookies (Yes I have key memories around baked goods) and I felt like show business was this giant balloon and I had a cotton ball to try and pop it. Anyway 10 short years later I was a guest. Who needs a filter when you have video footage from the ‘90s. Follow your destiny.Don’t give up ! Love,
Caroline #historyofcomedy #standup #standupcomedy #femalecomedian #sabrinatheteenagewitch #datingadvice #tbt
You’re supposed to put a handful of rose petals in a little wooden box every time you have a “perfectly, lovely day” This was one of them. Getting to officiate the wedding of my beloved friends @forestblakk and his gorgeous wife @tooleyjones. No pressure to think of something to say in front of a poet and his muse. @forestblakk (CANADIAN) has 100 million streams on his songs. Sooo talented. They got married by a beautiful forest so when he walked down the aisle I actually got to say, “I can see the Forrest through the trees!” (What? I’m a comedian!) Tooley couldn’t have looked more beautiful. This might be the best perk I ever got from being #AuntHilda” Soul mates to family❤️ Wish the happy couple Congratulations @tooleyjones @forestblakk #weddingday #junewedding #love
#happypride Love, Caroline
I have such a fear of marriage that I fainted on the lawn of Paramount when I married a warlock @sillsla on my final@episode of @sabrinateenagewitch Doug (my other realm husband) lived in the building across the street from me in New York and one day I looked out the window and directly into his apartment and said,”Oh my God that’s my husband and my nephew who was 4 said, “You’re married???” Small world. I wonder if this adorable couple is still married. #marriage #chapeloflove #standup #funnyvideos #sabrinathetheteenagewitch #aunthilda #minnesota #comedy
Does anyone else shop in their sleep? #insomnia #shein #Super Bowl #shein
I love this and I will always love Tina Turner and I will aspire to have her peace of mind and her biceps. I saw her perform on my Birthday at The Beacon in New York. She was pure magic. Try to be nice to yourself. The alternative is so exhausting. Love, Caroline
What am I at Thanksgiving dinner?? Sorry if it was you and you’re reading this.
Im so excited Summer vacation is finally over!!! More #phineasandferb coming to you @disneyplus Thanks to my favorite funny geniuses @dan.povenmire and @mmonogram See you soon!
Happy Fathers Day @costakieconomopoulos . We share our amazing daughter and this joke: “My daughters name is Ava Rhea Economopoulos. Don’t worry I’ve already explained to her that the Economopoulos is silent.” She’s half you and I love 100% of her so do the math.
#happyfathersday
I’m so excited to be joining forces with the hilarious @cjmarrinan and @the_leighton_show CHIP LEIGHTON
Everyone’s hilarious so come see us @camdenoperahouse on July 8th Tickets on website link in bio. See you there. Love, Caroline. #standupcomedy #parents #camdenmaine #funny #sabrinatheteenagewitch #aunthilda
