Sometimes you have to get creative when parenting a teenager. You can only take their phone so many times. It’s her Birthday tomorrow. She’s going to be 15 and I’m going to be 38. You can come see @melissajoanhart and @cjmarrinan and me @standuplivehunt on October 29th. #parents #teenagers #aunthilda #sabrinatheteenagewitch #halloween
Move over @marthastewart I have some helpful hints. Just come see me do stand-up. CarolineRhea.com Ill be @newyorkcomedy club in Stamford,CT on October 27 and 28th and @standuplivehuntsville on October 29th with my little witch niece @melissajoanhart Spend #Halloween with some real witches. See you there
The last 24 hours…. 1. I saw Conan walking down the street and rolled down the window and just said, “Get in” and he did. 2. I met hilarious @theovon @thecomedystore . The mullet works 3. I went upstairs to see @therealjeffreyross and met @dd Dane who is the actor who plays monsters actual monsters like in @guardiansofthegalaxy and he’s 6’8” and he was with @nikolajwilliamcw who couldn’t have been nicer. I didn’t say anything stupid like “Are you the Brad Pitt of Denmark” I’m sorry I never watched the show” He said,”That’s okay neither did my wife” And then I may have asked, “Did you get to fly a dragon?”Which you rarely get to ask people. 4. WTF did I drive over???? 5. Get your potato salad out of ice cream. Ewww
The last 24 hours…. 1. I saw Conan walking down the street and rolled down the window and just said, “Get in” and he did. 2. I met hilarious @theovon @thecomedystore . The mullet works 3. I went upstairs to see @therealjeffreyross and met @dd Dane who is the actor who plays monsters actual monsters like in @guardiansofthegalaxy and he’s 6’8” and he was with @nikolajwilliamcw who couldn’t have been nicer. I didn’t say anything stupid like “Are you the Brad Pitt of Denmark” I’m sorry I never watched the show” He said,”That’s okay neither did my wife” And then I may have asked, “Did you get to fly a dragon?”Which you rarely get to ask people. 4. WTF did I drive over???? 5. Get your potato salad out of ice cream. Ewww
The last 24 hours…. 1. I saw Conan walking down the street and rolled down the window and just said, “Get in” and he did. 2. I met hilarious @theovon @thecomedystore . The mullet works 3. I went upstairs to see @therealjeffreyross and met @dd Dane who is the actor who plays monsters actual monsters like in @guardiansofthegalaxy and he’s 6’8” and he was with @nikolajwilliamcw who couldn’t have been nicer. I didn’t say anything stupid like “Are you the Brad Pitt of Denmark” I’m sorry I never watched the show” He said,”That’s okay neither did my wife” And then I may have asked, “Did you get to fly a dragon?”Which you rarely get to ask people. 4. WTF did I drive over???? 5. Get your potato salad out of ice cream. Ewww
The last 24 hours…. 1. I saw Conan walking down the street and rolled down the window and just said, “Get in” and he did. 2. I met hilarious @theovon @thecomedystore . The mullet works 3. I went upstairs to see @therealjeffreyross and met @dd Dane who is the actor who plays monsters actual monsters like in @guardiansofthegalaxy and he’s 6’8” and he was with @nikolajwilliamcw who couldn’t have been nicer. I didn’t say anything stupid like “Are you the Brad Pitt of Denmark” I’m sorry I never watched the show” He said,”That’s okay neither did my wife” And then I may have asked, “Did you get to fly a dragon?”Which you rarely get to ask people. 4. WTF did I drive over???? 5. Get your potato salad out of ice cream. Ewww
The last 24 hours…. 1. I saw Conan walking down the street and rolled down the window and just said, “Get in” and he did. 2. I met hilarious @theovon @thecomedystore . The mullet works 3. I went upstairs to see @therealjeffreyross and met @dd Dane who is the actor who plays monsters actual monsters like in @guardiansofthegalaxy and he’s 6’8” and he was with @nikolajwilliamcw who couldn’t have been nicer. I didn’t say anything stupid like “Are you the Brad Pitt of Denmark” I’m sorry I never watched the show” He said,”That’s okay neither did my wife” And then I may have asked, “Did you get to fly a dragon?”Which you rarely get to ask people. 4. WTF did I drive over???? 5. Get your potato salad out of ice cream. Ewww
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
How does time go by so quickly? I want you to know that I was in labor less time that it took me to figure out how to post this. Happy Birthday my most beloved Avie. I love you more than the limit of words. You are so hilarious and smart and I love you more than anything even when I ask you to do something and you ask if you can get back to me in 5-7 business days. Thank God you were born and you picked me. It’s also technically Stella’s Birthday. I let her eat one of your Birthday cards.
Had an aquarium of sushi with all of these talented artists. We should all be supporting @alifeinthearts (formerly The Actors Fund) #AnnetteBening is the current Chair of the Board. @darcycarden is a comedy Goddess. If you had told my inner teenager that I’d be having lunch with Fonzie one day, I would not have believed you. #HenryWinkler
I somehow accidentally ordered 3 of these in the middle of the night.I wanted to look hot this is more flammable. Come see @cjmarrinan and myself this Saturday @plainridgepark in Plainsville, Massachusetts, that’s November 4th. Tickets at CarolineRhea.com #happyhalloween to all you beloved people who watched #SabrinatheTeenageWitch PS. we have some big news for you! #BestWitches AH
#HappyNationalDaughtersDay I think we all know that I am incapable of closing my mouth while being photographed. This was @taylorswift aka the greatest concert of our lives. Even though you’re taller and funnier than me and you dream of plucking my eyebrows, I still love you more than is imaginable. You are the best daughter. #luckymother
Have a good day!
Yes she’s done literally everything..acting since she was 4, dancing, directing but tomorrow @melissajoanhart is opening for me @standuplivehunt and making her stand-up debut witch will be very fun. See you there. Best Witches, AH. (This really does sound like it would have been an episode but the club would have been in The Other Realm) and it would have been called????? Give us some ideas. P.S. If you’ve always had a secret desire to be a standup you should do it!!! #standupcomedy #sabrinatheteenagewitch #Halloween #WitchesAreFunnierThanLeprechauns Tickets are actually at my website
Alexa will not listen to me. I think she’s going through a breakup. Maybe she and #siri had a fight. She just plays whatever the f**k she wants