There are countless photos of the death and destruction we are all witnessing through our phones. We feel powerless on these apps, trying to make sense of this madness.
The brilliant @zararahim wrote something I’ve been unable articulate: “I’ve seen so much language about babies and children over the last few days; and very little about the teenagers and young people who have full lives, personalities, interests, curiosity, and aspirations. I mourn for them too.”
We are not just mourning the loss of human life, but the loss of human dignity. And the dignity to dream.
These are some of the last images of @joe_jayyab, a video creator from Gaza. He has essentially penned a eulogy as his family is trying to escape. Go to his page. See his story. It’s filled with dreams he hoped to realize.
He writes, “From a traveler roaming the country with his suitcase to a traveler searching for safety…Will we ever meet again?”
May God protect Joe and his family. Wherever they are, I hope they’re safe. And may God forgive us for our heedlessness and loss of humanity.
i hear you my fellow broskis, ellen degenerates, brohemes, and bad bois LLC. plz add me to your group chat asap ty.
i hear you my fellow broskis, ellen degenerates, brohemes, and bad bois LLC. plz add me to your group chat asap ty.
i hear you my fellow broskis, ellen degenerates, brohemes, and bad bois LLC. plz add me to your group chat asap ty.
Cease-Fire Now @potus. The 🌎 is watching.
Cease-Fire Now @potus. The 🌎 is watching.
Cease-Fire Now @potus. The 🌎 is watching.
Cease-Fire Now @potus. The 🌎 is watching.
@hasanminhaj has some thoughts on AI and group chats 😂 #FallonTonight The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Happy Halloween from Lego Man and Founding Father Queen Elsa 🎃
To my punctual perfectionists, Thank you.
Sincerely,
Your chronically late friend
Drumroll please…Tickets for the Off With His Head 2024 Tour are officially LIVE!
Use Pre-Sale Code: HASAN
Once the ⏰ hits 10AM local they’re yours. Tag your friends and grab those tix before those pesky scalpers do 😎
Okay, I hear ya loud and clear. We added 25+ NEW CITIES for 2024. I’m coming to ALLLLL the major markets.
Pre-Sale tix go live tomorrow, Thursday November 16th at 10AM local. Use Pre-Sale Code: HASAN for tickets. See ya on the road ✌🏾
DETROIT we’re here. Hiding 3 pairs of VIP tix at an iconic location. Come get ‘em 🐅
Indeed, Detroit you outdid yourself. One of the best cities in the country to perform in. Everyone pulled up to @thefoxtheatredetroit last night: Dearborn, Hamtramck, and Downriver. Even had some bougie dentists drive out from Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham 🙂
Not to mention, I got to share the stage with Detroit’s own @pauleliacomedy. He’s got a new special coming out called ‘Detroit Player’. I can’t wait for y’all to see it. Detroit, Michigan
Indeed, Detroit you outdid yourself. One of the best cities in the country to perform in. Everyone pulled up to @thefoxtheatredetroit last night: Dearborn, Hamtramck, and Downriver. Even had some bougie dentists drive out from Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham 🙂
Not to mention, I got to share the stage with Detroit’s own @pauleliacomedy. He’s got a new special coming out called ‘Detroit Player’. I can’t wait for y’all to see it. Detroit, Michigan
Indeed, Detroit you outdid yourself. One of the best cities in the country to perform in. Everyone pulled up to @thefoxtheatredetroit last night: Dearborn, Hamtramck, and Downriver. Even had some bougie dentists drive out from Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham 🙂
Not to mention, I got to share the stage with Detroit’s own @pauleliacomedy. He’s got a new special coming out called ‘Detroit Player’. I can’t wait for y’all to see it. Detroit, Michigan
Indeed, Detroit you outdid yourself. One of the best cities in the country to perform in. Everyone pulled up to @thefoxtheatredetroit last night: Dearborn, Hamtramck, and Downriver. Even had some bougie dentists drive out from Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham 🙂
Not to mention, I got to share the stage with Detroit’s own @pauleliacomedy. He’s got a new special coming out called ‘Detroit Player’. I can’t wait for y’all to see it. Detroit, Michigan
Indeed, Detroit you outdid yourself. One of the best cities in the country to perform in. Everyone pulled up to @thefoxtheatredetroit last night: Dearborn, Hamtramck, and Downriver. Even had some bougie dentists drive out from Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham 🙂
Not to mention, I got to share the stage with Detroit’s own @pauleliacomedy. He’s got a new special coming out called ‘Detroit Player’. I can’t wait for y’all to see it. Detroit, Michigan
Indeed, Detroit you outdid yourself. One of the best cities in the country to perform in. Everyone pulled up to @thefoxtheatredetroit last night: Dearborn, Hamtramck, and Downriver. Even had some bougie dentists drive out from Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham 🙂
Not to mention, I got to share the stage with Detroit’s own @pauleliacomedy. He’s got a new special coming out called ‘Detroit Player’. I can’t wait for y’all to see it. Detroit, Michigan
Had a lil’ giveaway idea for ya. Cut out the middle man and all the nonsensical fees they add to everything.
I don’t wanna just meet McKinsey consultants and bankers in Patagonia puffers. I wanna meet YOU. Let’s do a meet and greet giveaway.
MEET AND GREET GIVEAWAY:
1.) Buy a ticket to ANY of the remaining Off With His Head tour dates by Monday November 20th.
2.) Upload a screen grab of your ticket it to your IG stories, and tag me @hasanminhaj so I can see which city you’re coming to.
3.) @babin and my team will randomly select people from each city and will DM the winners next week.
That’s it. Doesn’t matter where you sit. Get your tickets now, post ‘em in your story and tag me, and we’ll announce winners next week.
See ya in your city 😎
WE’RE ROLLING OUT MORE SHOWS BABY! Pls do not pay secondary websites or scalpers a dime. Oh, and I’m coming back and playing Radio City in NYC! See below👇🏾
RED BANK, NJ – 3rd Show Added
DURHAM, NC – 2nd Show Added
BOSTON – 2nd Show Added
CHICAGO – 2nd Show Added
DALLAS – 2nd Show Added
LOS ANGELES – 2nd Show Added
SAN FRANCISCO – 3rd Show Added
TORONTO – 3rd Show Added
SEATTLE – 2nd Show Added
VANCOUVER – 2nd Show Added
SACRAMENTO – 2nd Show Added
AUSTIN – 2nd Show Added
NEW YORK – 5th Show Added RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL ENCORE!
Columbus I’ll see you this Friday. Detroit I’ll see you this Saturday. Midwest Minhaj returns 😎 Columbus, Ohio
