Hey man not only do I have to deal with the shame of having small hands, being 5’9, two chipped front teeth, a slightly nasal voice, but now I had to be put on the poster between @jayryanofficial and @jessicachastain ? Come on bro I just got 12-19 percent uglier given the sample demographic. Not cool 🙇🏻♂️
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@harmlessharvest
Self tape for matrix reboot 💻
True story: when she was locked in a shed for a weekend and I thought she was dead I was in a fetal position crying in my mid 30s.
Hey losers- new trailer tomorrow. I’m actually not messing with you! 🎈🎈
Guys! Quick update. The trailer comes out tomorrow!
On brand?
Our skipper is guided by the star meter… thanks comicon. It was like I barely knew ya.
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Me in my custom “peaches” sweatshirt made by Adelaide Crocker (pictured, not the dog, dog is sonny) for @hunk_intl 🍑
sometimes I low key read dms. Sometimes I get some winners like this dude. Desserts that look like the Care Bears took a lot of acid and then threw up the leftover ingredients all purchased in the super saver section at Ralph’s.
Here’s the content you wanted maniacs. I present to you all the trailer for #itchapter2 sorry @andy_muschietti
Nbd
I’m terrible at social media.
You’ve been warned.
Grim was the world and grey last night: The moon and stars were fled, The hall was dark without song or light, The fires were fallen dead. The wind in the trees was like to the sea, And over the mountains’ teeth It whistled bitter-cold and free, As a sword leapt from its sheath. The lord of snows upreared his head; His mantle long and pale Upon the bitter blast was spread And hung o’er hill and dale. The world was blind, the boughs were bent, All ways and paths were wild: Then the veil of cloud apart was rent, And here was born a Child. The ancient dome of heaven sheer Was pricked with distant light; A star came shining white and clear Alone above the night. In the dale of dark in that hour of birth One voice on a sudden sang: Then all the bells in Heaven and Earth Together at midnight rang. Mary sang in this world below: They heard her song arise O’er mist and over mountain snow To the walls of Paradise, And the tongue of many bells was stirred in Heaven’s towers to ring When the voice of mortal maid was heard, That was mother of Heaven’s King. Glad is the world and fair this night With stars about its head, And the hall is filled with laughter and light, And fires are burning red. The bells of Paradise now ring With bells of Christendom, And Gloria, Gloria we will sing That God on earth is come. -J.R.R. Tolkien
