Lads Day Out at the March on Saturday. You woke snowflakes just don’t get us, we were born in this country!
#new #home #secretary
This Friday night, I’ll be the first ever British comedian doing a full comedy show in Saudi Arabia. Everyone is wearing the same outfit as me! I’ll be back in 25-30 years. @smileentksa
This Friday night, I’ll be the first ever British comedian doing a full comedy show in Saudi Arabia. Everyone is wearing the same outfit as me! I’ll be back in 25-30 years. @smileentksa
This Friday night, I’ll be the first ever British comedian doing a full comedy show in Saudi Arabia. Everyone is wearing the same outfit as me! I’ll be back in 25-30 years. @smileentksa
Riyadh Style.
Cancelled
London Geeza
Getting lovely messages on Facebook as usual. Not sure how Asslunn knows about my diet though.
Getting lovely messages on Facebook as usual. Not sure how Asslunn knows about my diet though.
Happy Christmas from me and a bunch of animals. #christmas #petsareforlifenotjustforchristmas
It’s a Family Affair
Difficult Breakup
My friend @neaz_sohan has been stuck on the Elizabeth Line for almost 3 hours. People are using train tracks as toilets, with some even using their seats. And he just became a British citizen after immigrating from Bangladesh. Welcome to England, mate. @transportforlondon
The Unofficial Science of Die Hard is available at 8.10pm on Saturday 23 December on Sky Max & NOW #UnofficialScienceofDieHard @SkyTV
Family-Friendly West-End Debut
Last night was a historic evening at The Lyric Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue, even though all the posters outside stated it was ‘Peter Pan Goes Wrong.’ It did go wrong, because it was my extra date show for two hours. Great crowd, except for the harami shouting from the balcony and the kuthi with the voice from ‘Saw’ who kept handing out Skittles to people. Never come back, haramzaday.
Incredible audience for my sold-out, Family-Friendly West End show debut at the Lyric Theatre last night, even though it said Mandy Patinkin was on. So, I just pretended I was Mandy Patinkin for two hours.
Incredible audience for my sold-out, Family-Friendly West End show debut at the Lyric Theatre last night, even though it said Mandy Patinkin was on. So, I just pretended I was Mandy Patinkin for two hours.
Incredible audience for my sold-out, Family-Friendly West End show debut at the Lyric Theatre last night, even though it said Mandy Patinkin was on. So, I just pretended I was Mandy Patinkin for two hours.
The Unofficial Science of Die Hard is available at 8.10pm tonight on Sky Max & NOW #UnofficialScienceofDieHard @skytv
