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Schladming: thank you for having me open your ski season, it was a pleasure. Rob x
Schladming: thank you for having me open your ski season, it was a pleasure. Rob x
Schladming: thank you for having me open your ski season, it was a pleasure. Rob x
So ‘Crap’ won yesterday and is through to the next round.
There was a late surge on Dick but Crap took it.
How many pillows do you need to sleep with? I need 3.
A small one for my head a large one to cuddle and a large one between my legs.
That wasn’t meant to be a joke but here we are.
Today’s swear words are Pillock V Bell End. Which one would you keep?
I know those two words are very English centric so if you have no clue about either of them
which one do you like the sound of?
T.C.S.S.W.C
S.Blatter.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So ‘Crap’ won yesterday and is through to the next round.
There was a late surge on Dick but Crap took it.
How many pillows do you need to sleep with? I need 3.
A small one for my head a large one to cuddle and a large one between my legs.
That wasn’t meant to be a joke but here we are.
Today’s swear words are Pillock V Bell End. Which one would you keep?
I know those two words are very English centric so if you have no clue about either of them
which one do you like the sound of?
T.C.S.S.W.C
S.Blatter.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So ‘Crap’ won yesterday and is through to the next round.
There was a late surge on Dick but Crap took it.
How many pillows do you need to sleep with? I need 3.
A small one for my head a large one to cuddle and a large one between my legs.
That wasn’t meant to be a joke but here we are.
Today’s swear words are Pillock V Bell End. Which one would you keep?
I know those two words are very English centric so if you have no clue about either of them
which one do you like the sound of?
T.C.S.S.W.C
S.Blatter.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So ‘Crap’ won yesterday and is through to the next round.
There was a late surge on Dick but Crap took it.
How many pillows do you need to sleep with? I need 3.
A small one for my head a large one to cuddle and a large one between my legs.
That wasn’t meant to be a joke but here we are.
Today’s swear words are Pillock V Bell End. Which one would you keep?
I know those two words are very English centric so if you have no clue about either of them
which one do you like the sound of?
T.C.S.S.W.C
S.Blatter.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So ‘Crap’ won yesterday and is through to the next round.
There was a late surge on Dick but Crap took it.
How many pillows do you need to sleep with? I need 3.
A small one for my head a large one to cuddle and a large one between my legs.
That wasn’t meant to be a joke but here we are.
Today’s swear words are Pillock V Bell End. Which one would you keep?
I know those two words are very English centric so if you have no clue about either of them
which one do you like the sound of?
T.C.S.S.W.C
S.Blatter.
Namaste 🙏❤️
So ‘Crap’ won yesterday and is through to the next round.
There was a late surge on Dick but Crap took it.
How many pillows do you need to sleep with? I need 3.
A small one for my head a large one to cuddle and a large one between my legs.
That wasn’t meant to be a joke but here we are.
Today’s swear words are Pillock V Bell End. Which one would you keep?
I know those two words are very English centric so if you have no clue about either of them
which one do you like the sound of?
T.C.S.S.W.C
S.Blatter.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Teddy was up with earache last night, bless her …I tried my best on FaceTime to soothe her. it kinda worked. She’s ok today, she went into school.
Teddy was up late. So Ayda was up late. Then early.
As of today’s Inkling, it got me thinking. Imagine being able to put a little sign on your car saying what you’re going through. And people could read it and give you a thumbs up as they go past. Or a clenched fist of solidarity.
‘’No sleep, up doing mum stuff. Be gentle’’
‘’Im sad and I don’t know why’’
‘’Im grieving’’
‘’Stuff on at home. Im trying to be brave’’
‘’I don’t know how im keeping it together, pls be kind’’
‘’Going somewhere I don’t want to go. To do something that makes me unhappy’’
‘’Just got told ‘’She doesn’t see me as a boyfriend’’
‘’Just found out my husband having an affair. Im in so much Pain’’
‘’General malaise again’’
The Empathic Drivers Club ‘’We see you’’
Herbie T.L.B
Namaste 🙏❤️
I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
I was gifted some worry beads in the summer. Elegant, with a lovely weight to them. Beads mixed with evil eyes dotted in between.
I’d never had worry beads before. I liked how they looked but didn’t know the therapeutic purpose they would serve. Like fidget spinners for the Greek Well to do.
Anyway, -as is with ‘’things’’ that I have- I lost them. And I’ve searched to replace them but to no avail.
Today I went to ‘House of Beads’ in Zurich, Surely they would have what I am seeking. I wanted to make my own. Alas, The house was full of beads, as advertised, but non the right weight with a hole big enough to thread a thin rope.
I googled and it would appear there are no Worry beads for sale in the whole of Zurich. When worry hits Switzerland im gonna be first past the post with my Worry Bead shop. I’m sure it would take off much like the Swatch craze of the late 80’s.
Anyway, the last slide is a photo of my worry beads, The rope is Fine, The weight is perfect but there is something very manly about the metal balls. Something that isn’t quite ‘’otherworldly’’ it’s more ‘’Swarfega’’.And I wanna feel ‘’Mystical’’ more than I wanna feel a ’Carburetor’’
Any of you guys know where I can procure a nicely weighted set of worry beads? The ones that I keep coming across are too lightweight and feel a bit like what you would win if you were victorious in your Christmas Cracker fight.
If not, No worries
I.Epicurus
Namaste `🙏❤️
OMlord, The Comment section swear word cup *TCSSWC* has taken the internet by storm.
The People are invested.
So, pillock was yesterday’s winner. Which shocked me, I defo thought Bell-End would romp that one.
Both swear words of course, parochial. Making them the minnows of the TCSSWC.
Plucky Pillock makes the next round
FYI today is the 3rd round of 8. Leaving 4 winners for the semi-final of which there will be an official draw.
I will do that live on Instagram.
Today’s match is a massive one.
Piss off v Wanker. Some commentators are saying this could be the game of the tournament.
I think Wanker takes it.
BTW. True Story, there is a Dr in Beverly Hills called Neil.N.Wank.
So tell me in the comment section which word goes through to the Next round?
I once entered the erection world cup but I couldn’t get past the Semi’s.
You’re welcome. 🎩
R.Williams Chairman of the T.C.S.S.W.C
namaste 🙏❤️
OMlord, The Comment section swear word cup *TCSSWC* has taken the internet by storm.
The People are invested.
So, pillock was yesterday’s winner. Which shocked me, I defo thought Bell-End would romp that one.
Both swear words of course, parochial. Making them the minnows of the TCSSWC.
Plucky Pillock makes the next round
FYI today is the 3rd round of 8. Leaving 4 winners for the semi-final of which there will be an official draw.
I will do that live on Instagram.
Today’s match is a massive one.
Piss off v Wanker. Some commentators are saying this could be the game of the tournament.
I think Wanker takes it.
BTW. True Story, there is a Dr in Beverly Hills called Neil.N.Wank.
So tell me in the comment section which word goes through to the Next round?
I once entered the erection world cup but I couldn’t get past the Semi’s.
You’re welcome. 🎩
R.Williams Chairman of the T.C.S.S.W.C
namaste 🙏❤️
This comment section is unbelievable. Even the trolls can’t cope. They’ve given up. Blinded by humanity.Sloping off, tails between their legs.
Such an outpouring of love and of kindness. We should really do something with it. Spread it out. I’ll think something up.
I want to do a mental health thing. I don’t know what yet. Im not talking about a Live Aid-style gig. We can do that. And will. That would be pretty easy. Nah, it’s something else. It will come to me.
I just want to take a moment to give you all a hug ❤️
Considering,*to those that haven’t been following properly* Im supposed to be Arrogant and unbearably full of myself.
I do seem to attract people that are the exact opposite of that. Nurses, carers, epic Mums, Strong Fathers, People trying to examine their lives and make it /themselves better. Better people.
There’s something in that “Better people’’
We’ll see, Anyway, Im grateful. Very. I’m always touched when I read your replies.
I don’t have my password, It’s better that way.*for me. Which is why I don’t reply.
But I do in my head.
Robert Williams -Greenbank Rd,Tunstall.
namaste 🙏❤️
I propose ‘’The Introverts Chair’’ for social gatherings.Where if you are socially overwhelmed you
can go and have a time-out.
Rules of engagement.
Ignore the introvert. If you must you can ‘’thumbs up’’ the introvert.
But do not talk to the introvert.
*There must be more than 1 introverts chair.
Rob
Namaste 🙏❤️
I wonder what the last thing was that I jumped over just to see if I could jump over it?
That’s a very boy-thing-to-do I guess. And what age was I?
The thought makes me feel all nostalgic for a time I was present for but can’t remember at all.
I’d like to think it was a low hedge and I cleared it but I slightly damaged the far side with a trailing foot.
Then felt guilty about my footshaped damage.
With my 50th approaching, I feel like I might be ready to be an adult. Not a proper one cos I’ll always be a child.
There are a few things I would like to leave in my first half-century. Chocolate, crisps, sweets, cake. I’ve got a feeling that
sugar is very very bad. Not only for my actual health but for my mental health too. I get tremendous food guilt from those sugary treats.
In fact I get food guilt full stop. The second my stomach is full I feel a large amount of self-hatred. This obviously, is sad.
For very close to 50 years my relationship with food has been tumultuous.
Where i used to think ‘’Im never drinking again’’ and then of course drink again. I now do that, to a certain degree
with Sugared stuff. Only to trip myself up and repeat a half-century pattern. A Cadbury-shaped shame spiral.
What treat would give you dred to think you would never eat again ?
Robertti Basset
Namaste 🙏❤️
I just asked the Brass section in my band what drink they would hate to have to give up forever.
Mark -Appletiser- Ben -Some wine that I’d never heard of And Mike- A flat white coffee.
Karl Brazil *MD/drummer* said Coca-cola. Michael *manager* said Green tea.
Neil security said Coke. Jakie Tour manager said Coffee.Josh*hair and make up* said Squash *which i think is epic.
So apart from Ben, no one picked alcohol. Interesting on many levels.😊
Mine would be Coke Zero. Coke Zero is my go-out drink. If you see me with a Coke Zero it’s when I would of
been having an alcoholic beverage. That is if I wasn’t an alcoholic.
I don’t miss Alcohol at all and I don’t want to tempt fate but I think I may have had my last drop 24 years ago.
I don’t even have a euphoric recall about booze. If there was a table full of booze in my hotel room I would have no
problem with it at all. But if there was a table full of cocaine. That would be a MAJOR problem.
I have the alcohol removed from my mini-bar before I get there, Just in case. I remember years ago I said to
management ‘’You don’t need to do that anymore. Im good’’
Now whether they forgot or thought ‘’Yeah, sure buddy’’ I don’t know. But the mini bar remains
alcohol less.And im glad it is…..Just in case.
What’s your drink that if it was taken away tomorrow you’d be the most pissed off about?
B.Roca.
Namaste 🙏❤️
P.S. I just went to the loo and on the way heard someone say ‘’I don’t trust a straight hairdresser’’.I’ve Never thought about it before but I think they might be right. Or if they are straight I would prefer them to be camp.
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I’ve been soooooo busy and some epic journeys have happened
over the last 4 days.
One of them involved a propeller plane and turbulence. I managed to go inward and calm myself.
For some reason, I pull the window blind down and that’s the only thing *in my mind* that stops the
wings falling off.
Because of the travel and the disturbed sleep, I felt inwardly grumpy. Then I reminded myself
that I should be grateful for the opportunities. It worked. Just a simple change in mindset.
I went to sleep at 1 am Monday and woke at 3 pm Monday.‘’Must of needed it’’
When I got up I felt vulnerable -bottom-lip-going- vulnerable. It was like the feeling you get when you forget to take
your anti-depressants for a few days. Fortunately, it didn’t stay. As I sit here watching ‘’Stictly-it Takes Two’’ my eczema is
playing up but apart from that im sound.
Anyway, I’ve got this idea for the THE COMMENT SECTION SWEAR WORD CUP. T.C.S.S.W.C for short.
Basically, I put all of my favourite swear words into a randomiser and each day one will play the other.
Who goes through to the next Round?YOU decide ….
The first match is CRAP v DICK.
Let me know, which one you choose below.
Phil Fogg
Namaste 🙏❤️
Ps. I think I use crap more than dick but I LOVE DIck.Don’t let that have any influence over your vote
I know most of you will Love Dick. But think about it Long and Hard before deciding. Write the one you want to win
and I’ll do the counting.
