Happy 1989 (Taylor’s Version) to all that celebrate. Grace and I went to that tour. We had one shot to get a pic with her and these are the faces we chose. Grace and I look like a goddamn theater mask duo. 🎭 🤣 Shake it off, I guess.
Last night felt like the early 2010’s and my camera quality reflects that. Yes! I am wearing three cat toys to be shrimp cocktail. No, I didn’t realize they were filled with cat nip when I ordered them. Luckily, I got home safe without being pounced on by mountain lion. 🍤 @kiwilovesyou threw a rager and I am in bed eating curry at 1 PM.
Last night felt like the early 2010’s and my camera quality reflects that. Yes! I am wearing three cat toys to be shrimp cocktail. No, I didn’t realize they were filled with cat nip when I ordered them. Luckily, I got home safe without being pounced on by mountain lion. 🍤 @kiwilovesyou threw a rager and I am in bed eating curry at 1 PM.
Last night felt like the early 2010’s and my camera quality reflects that. Yes! I am wearing three cat toys to be shrimp cocktail. No, I didn’t realize they were filled with cat nip when I ordered them. Luckily, I got home safe without being pounced on by mountain lion. 🍤 @kiwilovesyou threw a rager and I am in bed eating curry at 1 PM.
Last night felt like the early 2010’s and my camera quality reflects that. Yes! I am wearing three cat toys to be shrimp cocktail. No, I didn’t realize they were filled with cat nip when I ordered them. Luckily, I got home safe without being pounced on by mountain lion. 🍤 @kiwilovesyou threw a rager and I am in bed eating curry at 1 PM.
Manifesting 2024 to feel more like 2014. Holy shit, HeyUSA was 10 years ago! ✨ And, no, this isn’t a season three announcement. However, if you have a couple milli to spare, I’d be happy to fix that.
Thanks @nikinicetunes for posting this edit on Twitter and not being weirded out when I immediately DM’ed you to send me a Dropbox file. Special appearance by @heymichaelbuckley ✨
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
Low country boils. Dogs dressed as turkeys. Tacky sweatshirts. The past 48 hours have been 🙌🏻. Tired and full. Fully tired.
A professional headshot? She must mean business! Decided to do my first ever Cameos in a limited run where 100% of donations will go to @chooselove 💕 So if you want me to make you a personalized message, or buy one for a friend for Christmas, or I just haven’t called you back in several months and this is your sick way of calling me out on it… Who cares! It all goes to a great cause so let’s goooooo! link in le bio.
(insert Micro Machine guy voice: “ For a limited time only. Quantities are limited and subject to change. No Mamrie will not remove her clothes. Etc.)
*shout out @brittany_broski
A professional headshot? She must mean business! Decided to do my first ever Cameos in a limited run where 100% of donations will go to @chooselove 💕 So if you want me to make you a personalized message, or buy one for a friend for Christmas, or I just haven’t called you back in several months and this is your sick way of calling me out on it… Who cares! It all goes to a great cause so let’s goooooo! link in le bio.
(insert Micro Machine guy voice: “ For a limited time only. Quantities are limited and subject to change. No Mamrie will not remove her clothes. Etc.)
*shout out @brittany_broski
Sometimes ya gotta get the kids in and out with pit crew so the adults don’t keep lingering around the Margarita machine. Should I have called myself Brad Pittstop? Another great Halloween in the books. Who knew a refrigerator would be the best costume of all time. The details! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
No, this pic isn’t to show you my incredible manicure… It’s a tell you that we raised $4000 for @chooselove with my insane ramblings on @cameo !! (I rounded up with a donation). Thanks y’all! We might just have to do it again sometime after I sleep for a few weeks.
This week we shot the first half of my upcoming cookbook. It’s still a looooong ways off (trust and believe I will be sky writing the pre-order link when it’s ready) but HOT DAMN. 🔥 Its gonna be delicious and unique and weird and I am exhausted. 🍄 Nothing but glove for this crew!
🪝psssst: Those are what I’m calling ‘Lychee Littlenecks’. Lychee flavored jello shots with a strawberry champagne ‘mignonette’. And they’re 🙌🏻.
This week we shot the first half of my upcoming cookbook. It’s still a looooong ways off (trust and believe I will be sky writing the pre-order link when it’s ready) but HOT DAMN. 🔥 Its gonna be delicious and unique and weird and I am exhausted. 🍄 Nothing but glove for this crew!
🪝psssst: Those are what I’m calling ‘Lychee Littlenecks’. Lychee flavored jello shots with a strawberry champagne ‘mignonette’. And they’re 🙌🏻.
This week we shot the first half of my upcoming cookbook. It’s still a looooong ways off (trust and believe I will be sky writing the pre-order link when it’s ready) but HOT DAMN. 🔥 Its gonna be delicious and unique and weird and I am exhausted. 🍄 Nothing but glove for this crew!
🪝psssst: Those are what I’m calling ‘Lychee Littlenecks’. Lychee flavored jello shots with a strawberry champagne ‘mignonette’. And they’re 🙌🏻.
This week we shot the first half of my upcoming cookbook. It’s still a looooong ways off (trust and believe I will be sky writing the pre-order link when it’s ready) but HOT DAMN. 🔥 Its gonna be delicious and unique and weird and I am exhausted. 🍄 Nothing but glove for this crew!
🪝psssst: Those are what I’m calling ‘Lychee Littlenecks’. Lychee flavored jello shots with a strawberry champagne ‘mignonette’. And they’re 🙌🏻.