3-D printed a human. Enjoy me never having brushed hair again.
Okay hopefully this is the last time you’ll see me prego. Tips for labor? Besides that I should stream it on OnlyFans?
Down boys!
Something nobody told me about giving birth is that you stay looking prego for a bit, then your body changes every 5 minutes after that. Thank god @fridamom makes these postpartum shorts that keep everything from falling out. #fridapartner
Labor is WILD. Music ultimately got me through it and I want to publish my labor music playlist but do ya’ll wanna add some songs to it? ⬇️ (please do not pitch TORN by Natalie Imbruglia thanks)
Tips on how to induce labor that don’t involve losing my good standing with the lord?
Tips on how to induce labor that don’t involve losing my good standing with the lord?
Your Girlfriend Is Not Your Boyfriend
What Is Wrong With Modern Women? – Whitney Cummings
True Science! New special streaming free on of.tv/whitney – no catch!
My horse wants this baby out as much as yall do
Mom of all moms @thechristinap bestows her wisdom on me before I name my kid something bonkers.
My dog learned how to play catch with himself 🤦🏻♀️
Come for me ballet lovers 🩰. Special JOKES on Netflix. New tour dates coming soon.
The (not gay!) legend @jimnorton is on the pod today with his honey bear @msnikkinorton and it’s WILD.
Best/worst athletes to date? @heatherkmcmahan may have cracked the code.
This clip about the Denver Airport was taken down by Tik Tok…did @thejamiekennedy and I crack where the aliens are??
God damn it @trevorwallace and @yunggravy
Tik Tok took this down is anyone shocked but also what did we miss
If @johnstamos being in my home doesn’t induce labor I don’t know what will. He’s on the pod this week – enjoy watching me try to focus while my childhood crush is talking about being happily married!
Official announcement that my doula is @timjdillon and the father is @annielederman
Comedy fan trolls, @heatherkmcmahan and I live for your feedback ❤️ also @timjdillon looks like a snack in a wig
LOL machine @trevorwallace is on the pod this week to break down the nervous breakdown that is dating appery
Enough with the sexy babies? 💚 @jackieschimmel
Crypto is just astrology for men ✨💸
Watch @whitneycummings ‘Mouthy’ for free of.tv/whitney
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