Robbie Williams Instagram – Integritas Et cacas ,
So one day in 1993 Jason Orange made a very good case for not shampooing your hair.
Stating that it was indeed, bad for it and left to its own devices your scalp’s natural oils would do the job for you. I took this very much to heart. And from that moment on stopped washing my hair with any products.
Of course, I would wet my hair when having a shower or a bath but I would not use any lathers. Maybe, at most my bonce
would get a viscous liquid treat twice a year.
Anyway, After one of those treats happened just recently.And whilst watching TV in bed with Teddy my oldest.She said ‘’Daddy,
What have you done to your hair?’’ ‘’Nothing’’ I replied, eyes fixed on the Tv.’’ It’s just’’ Teddy’s voice now in a really quizzical tone ‘’It’s just … it doesn’t look like dried candy floss today’’
As soon as those words left her mouth. I realised it was the shampoo what done it. And now I am firmly back in the land of the Foamy mane. I Am LOVING it. I even used conditioner tonight. Thats it world ‘’IM A SHAMPOO’ER’’.And anyway, it’s not like it did me any good. The hair is now so thin I can see a future with wigs. I will of course tell you when this happening. Well, who am I kidding? You’ll already know.
I actually want to shave it all off and get a few tattoos up there. But the wife won’t let me. Rock N Roll!!!!!!
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Namaste 🙏❤️ | Posted on 18/Jan/2024 15:04:30