This is the fabulous outfit I was meant to be wearing tonight while doing stand-up at the @royalvarietyperformance in front of 4,000 people, including @princeandprincessofwales.
Swipe to see the actual outfit I’ll be wearing tonight due to the surprise early arrival of my own little
HRH…
Gutted to miss out but also very very happy to be wearing giant mesh knickers and saying “But his skin is just so SOFT!” ten times an hour.
Mother and baby doing well because mummy has access to morphine and baby has access to boobies.
Wishing the rest of the performers the best night for a fantastic cause! Wishing me 12 hours sleep and a massive Pina Colada (not with the morphine, don’t worry…)
This is the fabulous outfit I was meant to be wearing tonight while doing stand-up at the @royalvarietyperformance in front of 4,000 people, including @princeandprincessofwales.
Swipe to see the actual outfit I’ll be wearing tonight due to the surprise early arrival of my own little
HRH…
Gutted to miss out but also very very happy to be wearing giant mesh knickers and saying “But his skin is just so SOFT!” ten times an hour.
Mother and baby doing well because mummy has access to morphine and baby has access to boobies.
Wishing the rest of the performers the best night for a fantastic cause! Wishing me 12 hours sleep and a massive Pina Colada (not with the morphine, don’t worry…)
Excited. Terrified. Grateful. Hungry 💕
Excited. Terrified. Grateful. Hungry 💕
Bloody sod’s law to bump into my ex when I’m in slippers 🙄
What a total treat!!! Me and baby Jojo Jr are wishing @johannesradebe & @annabel_croft all the very best of Blackpooly luck! 💫 🪩 💃
(Maternity frock is my trusty @tilbea_london go-to, which they #gifted when I was prego last time!) x
Best thing about being pregnant?
Oh just my POTENT SEXUALITY, THANKS.
How to ruin your first family photo with an ill placed diplodocus. #dinodick
How to ruin your first family photo with an ill placed diplodocus. #dinodick
She’s back to work and proving that being a new mum and looking glam is easy💫 💫 💫
All you need is:
•a professional make up artist
•multiple hours in a make up chair
•a shipping container of hair extensions
•a stylist to source your outfit
•a seamstress to tailor the outfit
•27x pairs of spanx to fit into the outfit
•a bra engineered by a team of Nobel winning scientists held in place by steel and prayer.
•2568 photo attempts
•700 million Instagram filters
Piece of piss mate *flicks fake ponytail* #relatable
•MUA @gemflossi
•STYLING @tesswrightstylist
She’s back to work and proving that being a new mum and looking glam is easy💫 💫 💫
All you need is:
•a professional make up artist
•multiple hours in a make up chair
•a shipping container of hair extensions
•a stylist to source your outfit
•a seamstress to tailor the outfit
•27x pairs of spanx to fit into the outfit
•a bra engineered by a team of Nobel winning scientists held in place by steel and prayer.
•2568 photo attempts
•700 million Instagram filters
Piece of piss mate *flicks fake ponytail* #relatable
•MUA @gemflossi
•STYLING @tesswrightstylist
Watching @bbcstrictly Halloween spesh and it’s a year today since my sister @johannesradebe and I topped the leaderboard, and my husband asked if I was wearing fake teeth. Reader – I was not. 🦷 🧙♀️ 🎃
Watching @bbcstrictly Halloween spesh and it’s a year today since my sister @johannesradebe and I topped the leaderboard, and my husband asked if I was wearing fake teeth. Reader – I was not. 🦷 🧙♀️ 🎃
Watching @bbcstrictly Halloween spesh and it’s a year today since my sister @johannesradebe and I topped the leaderboard, and my husband asked if I was wearing fake teeth. Reader – I was not. 🦷 🧙♀️ 🎃
Watching @bbcstrictly Halloween spesh and it’s a year today since my sister @johannesradebe and I topped the leaderboard, and my husband asked if I was wearing fake teeth. Reader – I was not. 🦷 🧙♀️ 🎃
Met my childhood idol and played it so cool I almost dislocated my jaw.
(Definitely did not immediately ask if she’d seen the episode of Celeb Mastermind when I chose her as my specialist subject…. She had, and her words were “you slayed” 😄💕😄💕😄 I LOVE GERI)
✌️☮️ 🇬🇧 taking my wedding photo off the wall and replacing it with this ASAP.
Been in charge of my parent’s veg patch while they’ve been on an extended trip away. Was going to make a ‘welcome home’ banner but went with this instead.
🎵 Marrow? Is it me you’re looking forrrr 🎵
Have a perfect Christmas y’all xxx
Mum dancing on The Wheel right now on @bbcone 🛞
Beautifying by brilliant @philippablakehairandmakeup
Mum dancing on The Wheel right now on @bbcone 🛞
Beautifying by brilliant @philippablakehairandmakeup
Delighted to be a Pointless sidekick on the new series! Less delighted with my choice of wacky pose on the press stills. She’s just so blardy zannnnny.
(For those who’ve ever wondered, the laptop password is R!chard0sm@nWozEre)
Delighted to be a Pointless sidekick on the new series! Less delighted with my choice of wacky pose on the press stills. She’s just so blardy zannnnny.
(For those who’ve ever wondered, the laptop password is R!chard0sm@nWozEre)
Tonight is the final of Bake Off The Professionals! 8pm! Who do you reckon will edge it??
Wanted to give a big shout out to the people who get me looking TV ready so firstly @tesswrightstylist who styled all the brilliant bonkers outfits a girl could dream of. I love colour/patterns/dressing like a 7 year old 💕 🌈
And to @gemflossi who painted my face, twiddled my barnet and became camp counsellor to me and @liamcbakes thank you for turning a troll into a glam human and repairing my lipstick after my regular scoff sessions 🐷
Tonight is the final of Bake Off The Professionals! 8pm! Who do you reckon will edge it??
Wanted to give a big shout out to the people who get me looking TV ready so firstly @tesswrightstylist who styled all the brilliant bonkers outfits a girl could dream of. I love colour/patterns/dressing like a 7 year old 💕 🌈
And to @gemflossi who painted my face, twiddled my barnet and became camp counsellor to me and @liamcbakes thank you for turning a troll into a glam human and repairing my lipstick after my regular scoff sessions 🐷
Tonight is the final of Bake Off The Professionals! 8pm! Who do you reckon will edge it??
Wanted to give a big shout out to the people who get me looking TV ready so firstly @tesswrightstylist who styled all the brilliant bonkers outfits a girl could dream of. I love colour/patterns/dressing like a 7 year old 💕 🌈
And to @gemflossi who painted my face, twiddled my barnet and became camp counsellor to me and @liamcbakes thank you for turning a troll into a glam human and repairing my lipstick after my regular scoff sessions 🐷
