When @nathanfillion passes the torch of Gary to me for this season of @santaclaritadiet on @netflix
I’m on The Rookie tonight with my friend and former enemy @nathanfillion . I used to pick on him in high school (pictured here)…. but after a unfortunate growth spurt on his part, I sued for peace. (Begged for mercy) anyway, friends now, and acting tonight Sunday on ABC.
When you brown nose the Blue Man Group
May the 4th be with you
Chewbika
Heard Face App is a Russian company using tech for deep fake cyber terror. WARNING Be on the lookout for this guy – he’s a Russian not.
Come by Hammerstein Ballroom at NYC Comicon tomorrow Friday October 4th and watch the first episode of new @Syfy show Resident Alien. The cast and I are doing a panel and then signing these steamy hot photos of me shaking that alien ass.
Saw this show last night in LA with my wife (pictured here headless). Twisted AF and perversely scary. Not for children or people who don’t like nudity that intends to disturb as opposed to nudity that accidentally disturbs I guess.
Remembering Suburgatory:) if you ever have the opportunity to sing with mariachi backup – DO IT!
Dear diary, I finally got a job modeling…
This dirty girl. So ratchet.
These gummy bears died while hibernating
Ran into Harley at FUNKO – got a little too close and she kicked me in the nards #friends
Ah Los Angeles where the walk-in clinics can prescribe antibiotics for your bronchitis and give you a scrotum waxing while you wait🥜
I hate it when my food looks confused.
Some dogs need more rescuing than others.
Aunt Clara and Raisin. Damn good girls.
Coming to LA? Don’t miss getting a Movie Star haircut where Robert Pattinson gets his locks chopped, in lovely Burbank!
Now with 20% more GORILLA!
This year at Comicon I will only be there in spirit – the spirit that haunts the WB swag bag.
Gonna see these ladies soon. They look like they are really missing me.
