After Dave killed on SNL we had some mushroom tea.
Oddly I don’t feel like celebrating. I feel like Tom Hanks towards the end of castaway. I’m really happy the ship came but I dont want to party . I just want to take a shower cut my hair eat a shrimp find Helen Hunt deliver my last package and figure out the rest of my life America
The people have written.
Fargo – September 27th – The press tour has begun. #thehollywoodreporter @karlfergusonjr #thenewyorktimes @danascruggs
Have you watched Borat 2 yet. So So Funny. Malibu, California
I don’t care what anybody says sticks and stones is the best special of the year.
Tomorrow is the day . Borat was nice enough to show me the movie last week and it’s incredible. So Funny.
Yea but
Sending a Happy Birthday wish to one of my oldest Friends Marci Klein.
Sending a Happy Birthday wish to one of my oldest Friends Marci Klein.
Sending a Happy Birthday wish to one of my oldest Friends Marci Klein.
Sending a Happy Birthday wish to one of my oldest Friends Marci Klein.
If you haven’t seen it watch it now . If you already watched it watch it again. Chicago, Illinois
Are you the Sammy Davis, Jr of your pack? I want to hear from you myoneblackfriend.com. #ChrisRock #MyOneBlackFriend #MyFirstBlackBoyfriend #MyOnlyBlackBoss #MyBlackFriend
Are you the Dr. Guion Bluford of your crew? I want to hear from you myoneblackfriend.com. #ChrisRock #MyOneBlackFriend #MyFirstBlackBoyfriend #MyOnlyBlackBoss #MyBlackFriend
I’m still working on this book and i’m now looking for your concert stories. This book is to bring people together. Let’s heal. #myfirstblackboyfriend #myoneblackfriend #stories #concerts @myoneblackfriend
On FX and now streaming on FX on Hulu.
There’s no rules to this. This time I’m looking for stories about love. Visit MyOneBlackFriend.com to share your stories about your first black boyfriend. Whether you’re black or white or a woman or a man, I want to hear all of it. Every equation works. #storiesthatheal #myoneblackfriend #myfirstblackboyfriend
I’m working on a new project. If you are a black professional: lawyer, doctor, dentist, Astronaut…whatever…I’d love to hear your story. Visit MyOneBlackFriend.com.
I’ve been telling people I’m working on a book called “My First Black…” And this week I’m asking for two kinds of stories: we’re looking for a first black love interest.
BUT I’m also looking for black people that were into white sports. If you’ve got a story I need to know about visit MyOneBlackFriend.com
I’m participating as part of @NetflixIsAJoke: The Festival on May 3 & 4 at Hollywood Palladium! Presale starts tomorrow at 1PM ET with code READS before the general public this Friday. Tickets and more info at www.netflixisajokefest.com
The Comedy Act of the year is… 🥁
@chrisrock’s Selective Outrage!! #PCAs
