I didn’t get a lot of photos because I’m too old to use electronics now. Thank you Clara for coordinating the perfect party and thank you everyone that braved torrential rain to welcome 2023 with us
I didn’t get a lot of photos because I’m too old to use electronics now. Thank you Clara for coordinating the perfect party and thank you everyone that braved torrential rain to welcome 2023 with us
I didn’t get a lot of photos because I’m too old to use electronics now. Thank you Clara for coordinating the perfect party and thank you everyone that braved torrential rain to welcome 2023 with us
I didn’t get a lot of photos because I’m too old to use electronics now. Thank you Clara for coordinating the perfect party and thank you everyone that braved torrential rain to welcome 2023 with us
I didn’t get a lot of photos because I’m too old to use electronics now. Thank you Clara for coordinating the perfect party and thank you everyone that braved torrential rain to welcome 2023 with us
Honorable mentions: I learned that dogs have an inconsistent number of nipples and that a lot of smart, sincere, vulnerable people out there enjoy my work and wish me well. I wish you well too. January will mark my 50th year on Earth and, with no comparison I have to say it’s been great. Yummy food, strong atmosphere and healthy pours, five stars unrelated: holy shit it’s 7:19AM and @normalheller just woke herself up by farting
Honorable mentions: I learned that dogs have an inconsistent number of nipples and that a lot of smart, sincere, vulnerable people out there enjoy my work and wish me well. I wish you well too. January will mark my 50th year on Earth and, with no comparison I have to say it’s been great. Yummy food, strong atmosphere and healthy pours, five stars unrelated: holy shit it’s 7:19AM and @normalheller just woke herself up by farting
Honorable mentions: I learned that dogs have an inconsistent number of nipples and that a lot of smart, sincere, vulnerable people out there enjoy my work and wish me well. I wish you well too. January will mark my 50th year on Earth and, with no comparison I have to say it’s been great. Yummy food, strong atmosphere and healthy pours, five stars unrelated: holy shit it’s 7:19AM and @normalheller just woke herself up by farting
I have never cared about this sport and I’m about to have a god damn heart attack
Sorry-not-sorry if the rest of my feed and indeed life are a study of Hallmark’s quantumly entangled Sister Swap movies. This phone call, in both Sister Swaps, is when the sisters commit verbally to swapping. It happens around 23 minutes into each 90 minute movie, which would simultaneously delight and confuse Syd Field since they…you know..clearly have already geographically swapped otherwise the phone call wouldn’t be happening but fuck it. There are two videos here. They’re both from the same moment in the movie(s). The first video is me syncing the beginning of the phone calls. The second video is me syncing the literal “sister swap” moment which the editor rightfully seized upon as god damn adorable – imagine loving your sister so much that you can tell over the phone when she’s initiating a sister swap sidewalk dance. I still can’t tell which sister is which because, as you can clearly see, the “city” is identical to the “country.” To the point where, in each location, one might pass Santa at the same place on the sidewalk. BUT THAT’S A BIG “MIGHT” ISN’T IT FOLKS because can we look at the Santa placements? In one Sister Swap movie, we have a Nexus Santa that each sister passes at the same time. In the other movie, either Santa’s like “whatever” and appears on the other side of only one sister’s sidewalk. City sister or country sister? I don’t know. Here’s the thing that I keep harping on though, and the reason why I’m showing you the split screen synced at two different points: there is no version of this phone call that is the same length as the other. There is no version of this phone call that is, in any arguable way, two “points of view” of the same objective event. These are two completely different universes. These women are having the “same conversation” in both movies but EACH MOVIE IS ABOUT A DIFFERENT PAIR OF WOMEN HAVING THEIR OWN VERSION OF A SAME CONVERSATION. Rashomon my ass. “Point of view” my ass. There is much, much more – or, I would say, equally impressively, much, much less – going on in these movies. We still haven’t finished watching them. We are too busy LOVING THEM TO GET THROUGH THEM, we keep falling asleep asking questions
Sorry-not-sorry if the rest of my feed and indeed life are a study of Hallmark’s quantumly entangled Sister Swap movies. This phone call, in both Sister Swaps, is when the sisters commit verbally to swapping. It happens around 23 minutes into each 90 minute movie, which would simultaneously delight and confuse Syd Field since they…you know..clearly have already geographically swapped otherwise the phone call wouldn’t be happening but fuck it. There are two videos here. They’re both from the same moment in the movie(s). The first video is me syncing the beginning of the phone calls. The second video is me syncing the literal “sister swap” moment which the editor rightfully seized upon as god damn adorable – imagine loving your sister so much that you can tell over the phone when she’s initiating a sister swap sidewalk dance. I still can’t tell which sister is which because, as you can clearly see, the “city” is identical to the “country.” To the point where, in each location, one might pass Santa at the same place on the sidewalk. BUT THAT’S A BIG “MIGHT” ISN’T IT FOLKS because can we look at the Santa placements? In one Sister Swap movie, we have a Nexus Santa that each sister passes at the same time. In the other movie, either Santa’s like “whatever” and appears on the other side of only one sister’s sidewalk. City sister or country sister? I don’t know. Here’s the thing that I keep harping on though, and the reason why I’m showing you the split screen synced at two different points: there is no version of this phone call that is the same length as the other. There is no version of this phone call that is, in any arguable way, two “points of view” of the same objective event. These are two completely different universes. These women are having the “same conversation” in both movies but EACH MOVIE IS ABOUT A DIFFERENT PAIR OF WOMEN HAVING THEIR OWN VERSION OF A SAME CONVERSATION. Rashomon my ass. “Point of view” my ass. There is much, much more – or, I would say, equally impressively, much, much less – going on in these movies. We still haven’t finished watching them. We are too busy LOVING THEM TO GET THROUGH THEM, we keep falling asleep asking questions
Patron Saints
Party Bot™️ does the partying of ten men for a fraction of the resources. His programming is very specific so I’m not sure what to do with him for the next 364 days
Party Bot™️ does the partying of ten men for a fraction of the resources. His programming is very specific so I’m not sure what to do with him for the next 364 days
It’s never too late to start training
I’ll get there
When you try to dress up for a “future” themed party and you just look like a baked potato
I think we finally accidentally said something
One of these babies- I will not name the specific baby to protect their privacy – chipped a molar on one of their harder toys. The family is now all-soft-toys. It will be less exciting here. #WokeDogs #TriggeredDogs #OppositeOfBabylonBeeDogs #ElonMuskWouldFireMyDogs #ComedyUsedToMeanSomethingToDogs
