Every Guy Ritchie Film . . . #guyritchie #british #tbt #comedy #actor
Second sketch I ever made. Thank you for everything since then. I appreciate you more than I can articulate. Changed my life. . . . #HiSir #frauddept #comedy #actor
Producers Pitch The Last Samurai . . . #movies #film #comedy #tomcruise #thelastsamurai
Fraud Dept Simply Does What He’s Told . . . #HiSir #FraudDept #actor #comedy
Good Cop/ADHD Cop 2 . . . #adhd #comedy #actor
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Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the woman who didn’t let the first date end, flew home with me two weeks later to see me perform, has shown up so hard I questioned what the catch was and later realized I’m just a lucky man that simply has to keep bettering himself to continue to deserve it. You’ve shown me your family, a billion laughs, Europe, unconditional love, honesty and cooked my mother’s favorite meal for me on Mother’s Day. There’s been seemingly impossible things I walked through and your big green eyes were smiling at the end of it with your arms open for a hug that cures everything. My friends are maniacs that shouldn’t be taken into public and you’ve made them your friends. You’ve also become my best friend and my dog’s mom and my roommate and I wake up every day like a character in a movie that’s lost his memory and needs my co-star to explain what happened and how this is my life. I love you.
If I was in a cuIt . . . #comedy #jokes #sketch #actor
Losing Your Friend To A Relationship 2 . . . #dating #comedy #actor #jokes
