What is the best dog to have as a pet? I gotta say it’s a German Shepherd! 🐕
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
JAN 20 – LOS ANGELES, CA (@regenttheaterla)
FEB 2 – DALLAS, TX (@theechodallas)
FEB 3 – PHOENIX, AZ (@thevanburenphx)
FEB 9 – ST. LOUIS, MO (@citywinerystl)
FEB 10 – OMAHA, NE (@theslowdown)
#PeteCorreale #StandUp #Comedy #Dog #GermanShepherd
Parenting Hack #101: Give your kid an iPad and breathe.
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
#PeteCorreale #StandUp #Comedy #Kids #Parenting
Happy New Year Everybody!
2024 will be epic!
#happynewyear #2024 #christmastree
Thanks for everyone that came out to the Phoenix show last night, I had a great time. And special thanks to these two legends, as great as football players as the Watt brothers are, they are even greater down to earth guys. And their wives are even nicer! Top shelf individuals and a fantastic evening!
Patting myself on the back for…get off dog! 🐶 ❄️ #PeteCorreale #Snow #Parenting #Comedy #Standup #Dog
How do you respond when your significant other hits their toe? I need to know how to react cause I’m obviously doing something wrong. Lol 😆
Most important question to ask other parents when you drop your kids off to play. 🐶 New episode of the cast out now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and YouTube! #PeteCorreale #SebastianManiscalco #PeteandSebastianShow #ThePeteandSebastianShow #Comedy #Standup #Parenting #Pitbull
Growing up my father used to say, “Pick a job you enjoy doing and you’ll never work a day in your life.”
I’ve been unemployed for 30 years.
📸: @pixeljournalism The Paramount
Do you have a ‘boodet’ in your house? 🚽 New episode of the cast out now! #PeteCorreale #ThePeteandSebastianShow #Comedy #Standup #sebastianmaniscalco
Don’t talk to strangers kids.
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 5 – MILWAUKEE, WI (@shank_hall)
JAN 6 – CHICAGO, IL (@citywinerychi)
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
#PeteCorreale #StandUp #Comedy #Kids
So what do you say? I need to know. 🤔 🧐
These hot flashes are killing me.
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 5 – MILWAUKEE, WI (@shank_hall)
JAN 6 – CHICAGO, IL (@citywinerychi)
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
#PeteCorreale #StandUp #Comedy #HotFlashes
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UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 5 – MILWAUKEE, WI (@shank_hall)
JAN 6 – CHICAGO, IL (@citywinerychi)
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
#PeteCorreale #Comedy #Standup #glasses #monocle
Not the hot flashes! 🥵 🥶
UPCOMING TOUR DATES
FEB 2 – DALLAS, TX
FEB 3 – PHOENIX, AZ
FEB 9 – ST.LOUIS, MO
FEB 10 – OMAHA, NE
FEB 16 – OAKMONT, PA
FEB 17 – ROYAL OAK, MI
I love gifts but I am afraid of packages! 📦 Also, should I open a P.O. Box? New episode of the cast out now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube! #petecorreale #thepeteandsebastianshow #standup #comedy #packages
Any doctors out there that can answer this. Do you always say it was a smooth operation? Because I think you guys may be lying.
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
Do you look into your neighbor’s windows?
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 5 – MILWAUKEE, WI (@shank_hall)
JAN 6 – CHICAGO, IL (@citywinerychi)
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
#PeteCorreale #Standup #Comedy #Neighbor #Neighbors
How am I supposed to make new friends?
UPCOMING DATES:
FEB 9 – St. Louis, MO
FEB 10 – Omaha, NE
FEB 16 – Oakmont, PA
FEB 17 – Royal Oak, MI
FEB 23 – Toronto, Canada
FEB 24 – Montréal, Canada
MAR 2 – San Diego, CA
MAR 8 – San Antonio, TX
#PeteCorreale #StandUp #Comedy #Relationships #Friends #Wedding
David Blaine and the Cobra 🪄 🐍 New episode of the cast out now wherever you get your podcasts!
#PeteCorreale #PeteandSebastianShow #ThePeteandSebastianShow #Comedy #standup
Who said I can’t be an actor?
UPCOMING TOUR DATES:
JAN 5 – MILWAUKEE, WI (@shank_hall)
JAN 6 – CHICAGO, IL (@citywinerychi)
JAN 12 – CHARLOTTE, NC (@fillmorenc)
JAN 13 – HUNTINGTON, NY (@theparamountny)
JAN 19 – PORTLAND, OR (@hawthornetheatrepdx)
#PeteCorreale #Comedian #StandUp #Comedy #Actor
What ya think of @kattwilliams? New episode of the cast out now on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify! #PeteCorreale #sebastianmaniscalco #thepeteandsebastianshow #peteandsebastianshow #comedy #standup
Dallas! Have you got your tickets yet? I’ll be at @theechodallas this Friday, February 2nd! I even got my boots ready. 🤠
Gotta get those inner ears right. New episode of the cast out now on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify.
#ThePeteandSebastianShow #PeteandSebastianShow #PeteCorreale #Comedy #StandUp #Podcast
Not the emails…
UPCOMING DATES:
FEB 16 – Oakmont, PA
FEB 17 – Royal Oak, MI
FEB 23 – Toronto, Canada
FEB 24 – Montréal, Canada
MAR 2 – San Diego, CA
MAR 8 – San Antonio, TX
#PeteCorreale #StandUp #Comedy #Emails
