Forget the skiing (and the clothing). Aprés instead. #apresski #shopayda #newcollection #aydaactive #aydafieldwilliams #robbiewilliams
All wrapped up in new @shopayda and not much else.🧣 #aprésski #fuckingfantastic #shopayda #aydaactive #newdrop #newcollection #aydafieldwilliams #robbiewilliams
Hey Ho ❤️❤️ #weekendvibes #familytime #daddy @robbiewilliams
Integritas Et Cacas.
I just read this ‘’Your self-awareness might actually be an addiction to shame’’ And now im all -Oh my godding- about it.
Sometimes people who are interviewing me congratulate me on being self-aware. On the surface, this is a kind thing to say. But then if I think about it. I have normally just spent the last hr slagging myself off. So they’re really going ‘’congrats on knowing that you’re shit’’
And now the news you have all been waiting for
Heaven to Betsy
WHAM are your first finalists !!!!!!!! Congrats George and Andrew ….Miss you so much George ..❤️
Where did ‘Heaven to Betsy’ even come from? apologies to the people using Google Translate. if you’re trying to figure it out, even us English speakers haven’t got a clue what it means.
Bye Bye Rick you played well and gave it your all. Rick has just done a great interview with Justin Hawkins from the Darkness on YouTube.Rick as ever is incredibly humble and deeply likable in the chat. And that’s because ….erm….he is.
So who’s gonna join the Whammers in the final?
Livin on a Prayer – Bon Jovi
V
You’re the Voice – John Farnham
This is the best match of the whole competition so far……im on the edge of my seat ….that im not even on cos im in bed….
As ever … WRITE THE SONG TITLE in the comment section below to be part of what the internet is calling
THE COMMENT SECTION CUP
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
I think the most entertaining interview of the year has already happened.
Kat Williams on Club Shay Shay was just awesome. And in my opinion, the most informative interview of the year has just happened too. Diana Walsh Pasulka on Joe Rogan was old school internet revelation. I’ve had UFO fatigue for so long now.
I’ve given up on my ‘’Research’’.I use the word ‘’research’’ with an eye roll directed at those people that have watched some videos on YouTube and decided every word of it is true and in the absence of religion have made conspiracy theirs. Anyway, My
UFO fatigue subsided and the whole chat was fascinating.
If any of you are interested to know what I think ‘’may’’ be happening, it’s in the conversation Between Joe Rogan and Diana Walsh. Also if any of the Mystery schools, Invisible colleges and the parts of Governments involved in all things cosmic
need a useful idiot to help with the drip-drip of disclosure.Im your man.
In Comment Section Cup news
Bon Jovi smashed Bill and Jen to pieces. Sad to see them go but Living on a Prayer I.M.H.O does fit the premise better.
And look who’s back, It’s Jonny F. But there’s no Australia Day today to give ‘’You’re the Voice’’ that extra boost
of Aussie partisanship. Do Annie and Dave have what it takes? Its over to you.
You’re the voice – John Farnham
V
Sweet Dreams – Eurythmics
Write the song title you wanna see go through in the comment section below.
WE TAKE SILLY and UFO’s very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et cacas ,
So one day in 1993 Jason Orange made a very good case for not shampooing your hair.
Stating that it was indeed, bad for it and left to its own devices your scalp’s natural oils would do the job for you. I took this very much to heart. And from that moment on stopped washing my hair with any products.
Of course, I would wet my hair when having a shower or a bath but I would not use any lathers. Maybe, at most my bonce
would get a viscous liquid treat twice a year.
Anyway, After one of those treats happened just recently.And whilst watching TV in bed with Teddy my oldest.She said ‘’Daddy,
What have you done to your hair?’’ ‘’Nothing’’ I replied, eyes fixed on the Tv.’’ It’s just’’ Teddy’s voice now in a really quizzical tone ‘’It’s just … it doesn’t look like dried candy floss today’’
As soon as those words left her mouth. I realised it was the shampoo what done it. And now I am firmly back in the land of the Foamy mane. I Am LOVING it. I even used conditioner tonight. Thats it world ‘’IM A SHAMPOO’ER’’.And anyway, it’s not like it did me any good. The hair is now so thin I can see a future with wigs. I will of course tell you when this happening. Well, who am I kidding? You’ll already know.
I actually want to shave it all off and get a few tattoos up there. But the wife won’t let me. Rock N Roll!!!!!!
In The C.S.C news Rick Rolls on and more power to him …He gets the chance to play either
Karma Chameleon – Culture Club
V
Purple Rain – Prince
In the next round.
Vote, Vote, Vote…..No need to burn your Bra’s. Every race colour and creed is welcome here at
The Comment Section Cup.
Write ‘Purple Rain’ or ‘Karma Chameleon’ Below. And choose your national anthem of the world.
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas
Is there any stopping Wake me up before you go go? From what I’ve heard the bookies have stopped taking bets.
Though the bookies have been wrong before. Nothing is written in stone.
The Comment Section Cup can promise banger after banger from here on out.
And talking of ‘out’ Bye Dolly Bye Kenny, We love you.
Today we have.
I wanna dance with somebody – Whitney Houston
V
Take on me – Aha
Pls, write the name of the song you wanna see go through to the next round in the comment section below.
Someone’s 0 gotta go
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Little story – I had a meeting at my house in the kid’s playroom.While I was talking, Beau our 4-year-old
opened a large cabinet door with shelves for toys and stuff. The meeting continued and I hadn’t noticed but Beau had become very quiet. Out of nowhere, Beau shouts out.
I go to look and he had scaled to the top of the shelves and now doesn’t know how to get down. I look at him holding on for dear life and he turns his head to me and says
“Help Daddy, I’ve started to die’’ Awwwwwwwwwww.
So as regards to a lot of your recommendations for song entries for the C.S.C. all of them are bangers BUT I don’t know how worldwide they are. For example, someone
said ‘’Dignity by Deacon Blue’’ *One of my favourite songs* BUT I can’t see it internationally beating a ‘’living on a Prayer’’.I mean ‘’I should be so lucky’’ was a stretch. Anyway, this is Robmaths and im am, After all, your benevolent dictator.
So back to the feeling blank. I feel less blank today. I could get back to emails. I could get back to texts. Like i say I ‘’could’’
Today our teams are
You’re the voice – John Farnham
V
Take my breath away – Berlin
Will the soundtrack win or will The Aussie national Anthem overcome the odds
Write ‘’You’re the voice’’ or ‘’Take my breath away’’ below
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/ Benevolent Dictator.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas
Anyone else waking up feeling like they’ve either got Covid or a cold but then an hour later
you know you haven’t. But then you spend the rest of the day really effing tired and a bit grumpy? what gives?
Super Dolly Parton took it yesterday but it was close. Some people were asking why Super Trouper and not other Abba songs. Well, Super Trouper came out in 1980.
And Waterloo and Dancing Queen came out in the 70’s. I missed a trick though because now I realise it could have been ‘’The Winner takes it all’’
Today is the last day before we get down to the final 16. Where, no doubt it will get very very interesting.
And now, Ladies and gentlemen for your voting pleasure I bring you.
Everybody wants to rule the world – Tears for Fears
Bought to you by @elle_vator
V
Sweet Dreams – The Eurythmics
Bought to you by someone and then I forgot who.
Please write ‘’ Sweet Dreams’’ or ‘’Everybody wants to rule the world’’ below.
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Grumpy Dad.
Namaste 🙏❤️
P.S. What do you think about Brown shoes paired with a suit for men? Im sure I’ve done it before. But im not into it.
Thank you for taking silly very seriously. We appreciate your patronage.Fancy some more ?
Please check out our playlist in todays stories ❤️
Integritas Et Cacas. true story, if you are walking on the street in LA. People in cars look at you with a mixture
of confusion and disdain. Like ‘’You don’t look homeless. So why are you doing that?”Unless you are walking uphill, then I guess they know you
are not homeless but vain. Just like them.
So I met Alanis Morissette yesterday. And she’s everything you would like from someone you admire. Humble, incredibly sweet and has the kindest eyes.
If you could have seen me and Ayda discussing if I should go over and say hello whilst standing Outside of a toy shop. You would have laughed :Me ‘’Shall I?’’ Ayda ‘’Yes’’
Me ’’I should do.,Shouldn’t I?’’ Ayda ‘’I’ll come with you’’ Me ‘’No you stay here. Im nervous enough without having to…and I may head over and just turn around before I get there’’ Ayda ‘’ok Boo, Whatever you need to do ‘’ Me ‘’I should do right?’’ Ayda ‘’of course’’ Me ‘’Will you come with me?’’ Ayda ‘’Yes!. Of course’’ Me ‘’No, you stay here. I’ll go’’
Me’’What do you think? should I go?’’ Ayda ‘’oh for god’s sake’’…..Glad I did though.
Over 6000 votes. I guess you take silly very seriously too. Genuinely curious to know how many of those votes were Aussie.
You’re the voice absolutely bossed it.
the next rounds are shaping up to be classics. It’s the last 2 days before we get down to the final 16. How exciting.
I wanna make today’s difficult for you. So without further ado.
Super trooper – ABBA
V
9 to 5 – Dolly Parton
Surely this will make you scratch your head, right?
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and People from Canada fan.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Being Robbie Williams? Good. Being A Cat? Well That’s Just Next Level.
#ad #felix #ItsGreatToBeACat
Integritas Et Cacas.
I had a dream that woke me up last night and I wrote it down because at the time
it felt like a great business idea. So apparently this made sense to me at 4 am this morning. A doctor comes round and injects you with a bug so you can have the day off work – The business name? “Rental illness’’.Like I say, It made sense this morning.
I’LL KEEP IT SIMPLE TODAY
ITS THE FINAL OF THE COMMENT SECTION CUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU’RE THE VOICE – JOHN FARNHAM
V
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO – WHAM.
DO WHAT THE MAN SAYS IN TODAY’S GRID VIDEO
LETS HAVE IT !!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE TAKEN SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas
So that’s the round of 32 over and the last 16 are about to take their places for success or elimination.
it all started with ‘’Never gonna give you up’’ V ‘’Just can’t get enough’’ – Which of course Rick took by a narrow margin.
And then what followed was epic battle after epic battle. Some got through by the skin of their teeth some won by a landslide.
The early favourites by votes alone so far are.
Wake me up before you go go -Wham
living on a prayer – Bon Jovi
We built this City – Starship
You’re the voice -John Farnham
Is your Favorite amongst the favourites?
Let’s Crack on Shall we?
Today its.
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
V
Total Eclipse of the Heart – Bonnie Tyler
Come on, be part of what the internet is calling ‘’The Comment Section Cup’’
The fate of the world and its musical future lies in your hands.
Write – Never gonna give you up – or – Total Eclipse of the heart
Below.
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
That dreaded feeling of ‘’Oh,im fat….Fuck’’ and then ‘’Yeah,im a fat fuck’’has arrived. And I can’t work out if I’ve put any weight on or it’s in my head.
It’s driving me a bit sad if im really honest. I haven’t stepped on a scale or tried something on that would confirm or deny that
feeling. It’s just a bit shitty and hanging over me.
In other news, because im fancy, we have an infrared Sauna I tried it out for the first time today. Nobody said, Hey Rob, the rule is Just do 10 to 15 mins and work up to more than that. So of course my first go was for 50 minutes. And because of that, I’ve felt dozy and not quite with it all day. But My skin! Oh lord ….So good ….
Boom 💥 And just like that the semi-finals have arrived. And all being well Saturday will be the Final of TCSC.
If you’re enjoying this don’t worry I thought up a few more TCSC’s and they all link in with each other.
So let’s have it
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
V
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go – Wham
Scrap, Scrap, Scrap, scrap, Scrap.
Write the song title you wanna see go through in the comment section below.
Get Sectioned cos.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS. There’s only one song left in the 4 that I don’t want to win. I won’t tell you which one cos im a tease.
Integritas Et Cacas
Purple rain Takes it! Let the voting commence on today’s stella Cup comp between two titans of musical nostalgia .
Wake me up before you go go – Wham
V
Islands in the Stream – Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
I have a feeling about how this one is going to go … let’s see if there’s another Whamtastic lopsided battering
awaiting the Queen of country and the Gambler himself.
Can we try and make it a fair fight guys?
Type the name of your preferred song in the Comment section below
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS I bathed but I did not shampoo. How many times a week can you shampoo? Im new to this.
Integritas Et Cacas.
So, reincarnation. I have a strong feeling that it might be what happens after we die.
Question, would you like to come back? *Personally I would like to transcend. But let’s just say, you don’t get to do that …Wanna another go on the ride?
Maybe I’ve talked about that here before ..apologies if so. My memory is SHOCKING. I get to the end of a sentence in my mind and go ‘’Yeah, I’ll go do that’’
And then straight away my next thought is ’Wait, what was it I was going to do’’ wtf.
In other news, I just watched season 26 of The Bachelor *USA* and the last few episodes are so good they should have their own screenplay. Just epic.
As was the last episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
RIGHT ! more Comment Section Cup, please …
It’s the last matchup of this round
Another one bites the dust – Queen
V
Gold – Spandau Ballet
Your world’s national awaits ….What song do you put through?
Write ‘’Another one bites the dust’’ or ‘’Gold’’ below
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and People from Canada fan.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas,
LETS GO THE C.S.C🎩
Take On me. Takes it.
Bless you Whitney, Valiant effort …..And we miss you Whitney ❤️
So the first-round quarter-finals have taken shape.
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Ashley v Purple rain – Prince
and
Wake me up Before you go go – Wham V Take on Me – Aha
Let’s get into Round Two and whittle them down, shall we?
I LOVE today’s match ….
DONT YOU FORGET ABOUT ME – SIMPLE MINDS
V
LIVIN ON A PRAYER – BON JOVI
Write the Song title In the comment section Below.
Will the Coming-of-age movie triumph or will the New Jersey Hair Rockers prevail …As ever, I think I know what’s gonna happen BUT you never know.
In other news,
1. The police were around today so I couldn’t do the stop sign. Won’t be doing it for a while. Roadman got the Feds on his case innit.
2. I saw Timothee Chalamet tonight and professed my love him …it was a nice moment …Lovely man
3. I also saw Anderson Cooper and told him he was my man crush ….That went well too.
4. I just want to send you all a hug. Genuinely grateful for these Insta moments and the silliness. You are a lovely bunch.
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Dam, Don’t you hate when real life gets in the way of The Comment Section Cup?
like, where do you get off ‘’real life’’ i mean seriously.
The wife is good, im good. let’s kick on, shall we?
As thought, Living on a prayer beat Don’t you forget about me taking 61.5% of the vote in the process.
Not much of a shock.
where’s your head at today? who will you choose between
I’ve had the time of my life – Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes
V
We built this City – Starship
If anyone can put Baby in the corner. Is it Starship?
I can’t call today’s match.
As ever, We need a new National Anthem for the world
Type ‘’We built this city’’ or ‘’I’ve had the time of my life’’ in the comment section below and make your vote count.
In other news, I Met Rob Lowe. I thought I’d like Rob Lowe before I met him. And I was right.
I also made Jerry Seinfeld laugh, not a hearty laugh, but still. He hasn’t got a clue that he met me.
I was just some English bloke that spoke to him for a minute or so. He gave me a pass because I knew his friends
and I guess he thought well if he knows them then I don’t need to be scared of him. He was right.
And im very happy to report that Khloe Kardashian is Lovely and funny.
Oh btw, I’ve got some new music coming. I had to return to my day job at some point.
We take silly, Seriously.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and People from Canada fan.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Omg, I don’t know where I’ve been but my algorithm threw up the
Video ‘’Gorilla’’ by Little Simz and now I have a new talent crush. My algorithm knows what’s up and apparently also knows
me better than I know myself. It would seem that my algorithm thinks im slightly gay into UK hip-hop and Republican.
So if I had to do a Tinder profile that’s what it would say.
And just like that, the quarter-finals are complete. Sweet dreams Beat Gold. I don’t know the percentage at the time
of writing because the Comment Section Boffins are still crunching numbers. I run a tight ship and you know,
integrity and shit, But I can confirm that sweet dreams goes through.
Boom 🔥 Your first quarter-final
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
V
Purple Rain – Prince
I know what I would like to happen. Let’s see if we’re both feeling the same way.
Remember this isn’t a vote for your favorite song or artist. This is a national anthem for the world that you
are choosing.
Write ‘’never gonna give you up’’ or ‘’Purple Rain’’ in the comment section below.
People have told me to sway the vote by putting subliminal things in my text but that would be a Sick Ghasltey thing to do
and I’d rather Lick Ashtray’s. It was my mate Vic Ashley’s idea and he has no integrity at all. He once bought me my favourite
savoury snack but I bit into it and it was Rubber. It was a Trick Pasty.
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
Up the Vale.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
I was just using ChatGPT and felt bad for not saying pls and thank you.
That’s how British I am.
The Comment Section Cup only went and threw up a match On Australia Day with the unofficial Australian national anthem.
What did you think was gonna happen?
John battered it ….
In other news.
I walked into Charlie my 9-year-old’s room this morning. He was lying on his bed Crying.
I lay beside him and said ‘’Whats up buddy?’’He said ‘’Daddy, what happens when you die’’
Awwwww, my little man’s first existential crisis.Big thoughts to have before your Coco Pops.
I told him what I thought and what I believe and my thoughts and beliefs happen to tally with
what he needed to hear. At least I think so.
He also got picked up by his mate after school and they went for Sushi together. He’s 9!
His mate picked him up at school! Well, his mate and his mate’s driver.Sushi! I love it. However,
it did get me thinking about how I grew up. Obviously very different.One of the only times I went to a restaurant when I was his age I ordered a Prawn Cocktail to start and it came with two rounds of brown bread. I was slightly dismayed, Brown Bread was too posh for me. I ate it though. Didn’t want anyone thinking I was a chav.
Today’s match-up and finalising all 4 of round two’s quarter-finalists is.
Sweet Dreams – Eurythmics
V
Gold – Spandau Ballet
Sweet dreams beat everybody wants to rule the world in the last round
and Gold Beat Another one bites the dust.
Write ‘’Sweet Dreams’’ or ‘’Gold’’ in the comment section below
Get Silly Cos
WE TAKE SILLY SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
PS. They should invent a British chatGPT that berates you if you don’t use your manners.
Integritas Et Cacas.
Jet lag coming back to Europe from LA is So discombobulating/disturbing.
its enough to make your bottom lip wobble like a 4-year-old with a fresh friction burn from a
slide that’s been baking in the mid-day sun.
It’s an honour to have this sort of travel-induced-mental-illness. But I always hope that no one meets me or
talks to me when my mind is this Cattywompus.People would think that im on drugs again. But it’s just, nothing makes
sense when sense is temporarily elusive.
In other news, Teddy just came back from school and excitedly said ‘’Daddy I heard your song today on modern radio’’
Fucking ‘Modern’ radio.Jeesh.
The Comment Section Cup throws up an interesting match today.
You’re the voice – John Farnham
V
9 to 5 -Dolly Parton
Are we about to see a nation come out in force again? 🦘
Or was Johns first round victory an anomaly?
Will this whole C.S.C. experiment just boil down to one country against the rest of the world?
it’s interesting, in a way I would have liked to have seen Y.T.V. go up against Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics.
Cos I could see that match-up being tighter than a Gnats chuff. Maybe I’ll get my wish in the next round.
Or maybe just maybe Dolly will take it. Another landslide for Mr. Farnham and I can see an early contender for a finalist.
So today sing both songs out loud or in your head and imagine which one you’d like to be the new national anthem of the world
Write
‘You’re the voice’ or ‘9 to 5’ in the comment section below.
‘’I’ve had the time of my life’’ goes on to play ‘Living on a Prayer’ in the first quarter-final of Round 2. Congratulations to all involved.
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and People from Canada fan.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Integritas Et Cacas.
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go marches on and in the process confirms the bookie’s suspicions
that we are dealing with an almost certain finalist.
But on the way there it will have to meet one of today’s contenders for a place in the Semi’s.
who out of these two puts ‘’The boom boom into your heart’’?
Livin on a Prayer-Bon Jovi
v
I’ve had the time of my life – Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes
As ever we are voting for, not the song you most like OR the artist that you prefer BUT the song you would most like to
be the national anthem for the world when peace breaks out
I see some of you writing the artist’s name as your vote. These won’t count. Instead, Pls write the song title of your choosing below.
I implore you, You simply must take silly seriously because
WE TAKE SILLY very SERIOUSLY
R.P. Williams President/Chairman/Benevolent Dictator and Delusional Manifesting Champ.
Namaste 🙏❤️
Massive congratulations to my @lmauniofficial family for creating the YOU Festival which featured conferences, panels and workshops from the creative industry’s most recognised individuals and prestigious companies. The aim of the festival was to inspire the next generation of young creatives and it achieved exactly that… x
