Postpartum done right. I didn’t stop eating from the moment I had him until we left the hospital. ➡️ swipe to the end to see the @haveacornchips I accidentally dropped into his bassinet as I stood over him power eating and staring at my sweet little boy. It got wedged between the plastic and the mattress 🤷♀️ Hope he likes salty corn milk! 🧂 🌽 🥛
💦 the @yeti I just realized was there but YETI deserves a shoutout because the good ice they gave me at the hospital stayed AS ICE even after I got home. Best part is I’ve had it for years and it doesn’t give me lead poisoning. Bring it to your next delivery!
He’s here and we are so excited. Tian Fu, per usual, could go either way. Introducing our son (🥹) Ethan Lyons Galuten, who entered the world on Friday night at 2/23! He’s so strong just like his name 🩵🤍 And he smells like syrup. He’s my little pancake man! 🥞 (Knowing me that will be one of a thousand nicknames)
Link in bio to read more on @people.
Let me put you onto this…
#costco #costcofinds #costcohaul
Last birthday ➡️ this birthday
I love each birthday for what it is! And this one… is very big. 🦧
Last birthday ➡️ this birthday
I love each birthday for what it is! And this one… is very big. 🦧
Ok is 2 babies a lot? Let’s hear it ⬇️
My valentines!! ❤️
My valentines!! ❤️
My valentines!! ❤️
My valentines!! ❤️
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
Last Saturday night as the parents of only one child.
We @galuten fully leaned into being an American suburban family of 4 by going to Costco then going for Mexican in the valley. We are so excited to be holding our little boy around this time next week 🤞 shout out to @newbalancelifestyle for keeping me athletic looking from the belly down.
We love your strong (and comedic!) voice, @ilizas! 🙏💙🙌💪
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werking mother
📸: @troyconrads
werking mother
📸: @troyconrads
werking mother
📸: @troyconrads
Her grasp of the alphabet is probably better than that of 99% of adult Americans.
I love when @icespice says “she showin her panty” lol. Tian Fu, showin her panty. Tonin’ the hammy. Soft as a lamby. 10 more days till a baby… Doin work on a red spring.
🎤 Calgary, get ready to laugh! Iliza Shlesinger is coming to back to town on Aug 25. Don’t miss a night full of comedy! 🎉
🎟️ Tickets are going fast, so be sure to get yours soon using the link in our bio!
#IlizaShlesinger #GOCF #ComedyNight
