#ThotNaysh! Early #ThirstyThursday alert! What in the “Running up that hill Kate Bush” bush is this sorcery?! My pearls have been clutched. My thirst has been quenched. My soul has been taken. Like, listen, honey, you need to a scythe to make your way thru them pubes. And you know what? Put. Me. To. Work. Give me a Dickies jumpsuit, in which I tie the sleeves around my waist, and a Bruce Springsteen song about the struggles of blue collar life (lol, the Springsteen estate wants to be kept of out this narrative) to power me thru so I can get to the sweet nectar that is Keanu Reeves peen. The only way we should want K-Reeves is bare ass near highway gravel and the fact that the 90s understood this is why it is one of the “Greatest Generations” and not the the Baby Boomer generaysh like Tom Brokraw wrote about. “Like Tom, you mean the greatest generation is when Blacks and women barely had rights or their autonomy? Lol. Good one, babe.” ANYWAY, Keanu Reeves, thank you for blessing our eyeballs with this shit. The sun set at like 2:57pm, but this shit just lit up my entire gahtdamn night. #KeanuReeves
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Repost from @vintagedaily
Keanu Reeves photographed in Malibu by Greg Gorman, 1993 for Detour Magazine. Swipe and you’ll find an old magazine scan that teaches you how to pronounce his name, his height, interests and more ❣️
Not even this goofy ass bitch stepping into the shot when she saw I was getting my picture taken can take away from the fact that I ran my first ever half marathon today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣#RoseBowlHalfMarathon is NO JOKE! Good amount of hills. Tested my mental strength. But I never wanted to quit. I knew it was gonna be worth it! Just had to push thru. Especially when I was fighting for my life at mile 10. Phil Collins “In the Air Tonight” got me together so well, I listened to it twice in a row. Then at mile 12 when I was really fighting for my like Whitney Houston’s “I’m Every Woman” carried me thru. Thanks, @mrshanlui, for running with me! She def finished before me, but it was so nice knowing she was gonna be there waiting for me at the finish line. Next up: Central Park Half Marathon in Feb 25th. Until then, I’m going to be wearing this medal all day like an obnoxious asshole. YOU WILL GET SICK OF ME AND IONNO CARE. 🤣🤣🤣
Not even this goofy ass bitch stepping into the shot when she saw I was getting my picture taken can take away from the fact that I ran my first ever half marathon today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣#RoseBowlHalfMarathon is NO JOKE! Good amount of hills. Tested my mental strength. But I never wanted to quit. I knew it was gonna be worth it! Just had to push thru. Especially when I was fighting for my life at mile 10. Phil Collins “In the Air Tonight” got me together so well, I listened to it twice in a row. Then at mile 12 when I was really fighting for my like Whitney Houston’s “I’m Every Woman” carried me thru. Thanks, @mrshanlui, for running with me! She def finished before me, but it was so nice knowing she was gonna be there waiting for me at the finish line. Next up: Central Park Half Marathon in Feb 25th. Until then, I’m going to be wearing this medal all day like an obnoxious asshole. YOU WILL GET SICK OF ME AND IONNO CARE. 🤣🤣🤣
Not even this goofy ass bitch stepping into the shot when she saw I was getting my picture taken can take away from the fact that I ran my first ever half marathon today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣#RoseBowlHalfMarathon is NO JOKE! Good amount of hills. Tested my mental strength. But I never wanted to quit. I knew it was gonna be worth it! Just had to push thru. Especially when I was fighting for my life at mile 10. Phil Collins “In the Air Tonight” got me together so well, I listened to it twice in a row. Then at mile 12 when I was really fighting for my like Whitney Houston’s “I’m Every Woman” carried me thru. Thanks, @mrshanlui, for running with me! She def finished before me, but it was so nice knowing she was gonna be there waiting for me at the finish line. Next up: Central Park Half Marathon in Feb 25th. Until then, I’m going to be wearing this medal all day like an obnoxious asshole. YOU WILL GET SICK OF ME AND IONNO CARE. 🤣🤣🤣
Not even this goofy ass bitch stepping into the shot when she saw I was getting my picture taken can take away from the fact that I ran my first ever half marathon today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣#RoseBowlHalfMarathon is NO JOKE! Good amount of hills. Tested my mental strength. But I never wanted to quit. I knew it was gonna be worth it! Just had to push thru. Especially when I was fighting for my life at mile 10. Phil Collins “In the Air Tonight” got me together so well, I listened to it twice in a row. Then at mile 12 when I was really fighting for my like Whitney Houston’s “I’m Every Woman” carried me thru. Thanks, @mrshanlui, for running with me! She def finished before me, but it was so nice knowing she was gonna be there waiting for me at the finish line. Next up: Central Park Half Marathon in Feb 25th. Until then, I’m going to be wearing this medal all day like an obnoxious asshole. YOU WILL GET SICK OF ME AND IONNO CARE. 🤣🤣🤣
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
#ThotNaysh, I took my brother to Paris for his birthday! Our first brother-sister trip! Look at us workaholics setting aside 3 days to hang! Proud of us:
1) PJ’s first time in Paris, so obvi we had to go the Eiffel Tower & walk all them steps!
2) Did a guided tour of the Louvre & chilled with Mona Lisa for a hot second!
3) The whole reason we went to Paris! See the Cavs take on the Brooklyn Nets! Got to go on the court afterwards! We also met the Cavs GM who was sitting behind us and liked PJ’s throwback Mark Price jersey!
4) Cavs won! Hell yeah! They’re looking good this year!
5) Big bro is vegan so I took us to this amazing Michelin star vegetarian restaurant @arpege and they did vegan dishes for him and I like this beetroot tartare. Delish! And the chef/owner Alain Passard was so nice!
6) Quick pit stop at @shakespeareandcoparis to buy a couple of books!
7) It was very cold, but I forced my brother take a pic of me outside the Louvre. 🤣🤣
8) I feel like these sculptures encapsulate so much of how society has been jacked up. Men too busy looking at their own 🍆 instead of acting right!
9) Did a cruise on the Seine. It was cold and fabulous!
10) Life is not life’ing if I’m not harassing my brother every five minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
Where should @robinsonforoh & I go next? I’m thinking we should do a trip every year!
SETTING A NEW PERSONAL BEST, bitch! Yaaaaaaas! This Central Park Half Marathon was so good! Truly had a great time. Was fighting for my life during the last half mile as you can see in the 2nd slide. 🤣🤣🤣. Thanks, @jonathancgroff, for showing up and cheering me on at the finish line and getting that footage. But it doesn’t matter! I shaved TWELVE MINS off my HM time from last month. Really proud of myself for running up those crazy inclines. Boston Marathon, I’m getting ready for you!
Video: Groff
SETTING A NEW PERSONAL BEST, bitch! Yaaaaaaas! This Central Park Half Marathon was so good! Truly had a great time. Was fighting for my life during the last half mile as you can see in the 2nd slide. 🤣🤣🤣. Thanks, @jonathancgroff, for showing up and cheering me on at the finish line and getting that footage. But it doesn’t matter! I shaved TWELVE MINS off my HM time from last month. Really proud of myself for running up those crazy inclines. Boston Marathon, I’m getting ready for you!
Video: Groff
SETTING A NEW PERSONAL BEST, bitch! Yaaaaaaas! This Central Park Half Marathon was so good! Truly had a great time. Was fighting for my life during the last half mile as you can see in the 2nd slide. 🤣🤣🤣. Thanks, @jonathancgroff, for showing up and cheering me on at the finish line and getting that footage. But it doesn’t matter! I shaved TWELVE MINS off my HM time from last month. Really proud of myself for running up those crazy inclines. Boston Marathon, I’m getting ready for you!
Video: Groff
SETTING A NEW PERSONAL BEST, bitch! Yaaaaaaas! This Central Park Half Marathon was so good! Truly had a great time. Was fighting for my life during the last half mile as you can see in the 2nd slide. 🤣🤣🤣. Thanks, @jonathancgroff, for showing up and cheering me on at the finish line and getting that footage. But it doesn’t matter! I shaved TWELVE MINS off my HM time from last month. Really proud of myself for running up those crazy inclines. Boston Marathon, I’m getting ready for you!
Video: Groff
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH! BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, LOS ANGELES! You’re all invited to my stand-up special taping at @dynastytypewriter on March 30th! Two tapings: 7:30pm & 9:30pm! It’s gonna be hilarious, ignorant, and joyful AF!
Brooklyn – I’m doing warmup shows at @unionhallny on March 19th, 20th, and 23rd. At 10pm. Come thru and see the final hour before I tape.
Remember, LA – stay waxed and vaxxed and I’ll see you at the taping. J/K! Rock a bush all you want to! Grab tix to my shows in the bio and IG stories! Love and light! #StandUp #Comedy
#ThotNaysh! I had a blast serving #SecondWifeFish at @shogunfx dinner experience at Masa last night. Had to bust out the “Bono dress” in hopes of giving some half chubs, but no dudes were worthy. They were below mid, unfortch! But hanging with my homie @wanyizee was delightful and fun as always. Food was fabulous and “Shōgun” looks hella good! I’mma watch when it comes out on Feb 27 on @fxnetworks!
Where should I wear this dress next? The gyno? At a tax hearing? Outside the offices of “AARP Magazine”? Let a bitch know in the comments! And come see me live at @unionhallny on 3/19 & 3/20 & at @dynastytypewriter in LA on March 30th for special taping. Two shows! Click da link in the bio for tix!
Dress: @alexperryofficial
Shoes: @zara
Makeup: myself. Lip is @narsissist Starwoman shade
#ThotNaysh! I had a blast serving #SecondWifeFish at @shogunfx dinner experience at Masa last night. Had to bust out the “Bono dress” in hopes of giving some half chubs, but no dudes were worthy. They were below mid, unfortch! But hanging with my homie @wanyizee was delightful and fun as always. Food was fabulous and “Shōgun” looks hella good! I’mma watch when it comes out on Feb 27 on @fxnetworks!
Where should I wear this dress next? The gyno? At a tax hearing? Outside the offices of “AARP Magazine”? Let a bitch know in the comments! And come see me live at @unionhallny on 3/19 & 3/20 & at @dynastytypewriter in LA on March 30th for special taping. Two shows! Click da link in the bio for tix!
Dress: @alexperryofficial
Shoes: @zara
Makeup: myself. Lip is @narsissist Starwoman shade
#ThotNaysh! I had a blast serving #SecondWifeFish at @shogunfx dinner experience at Masa last night. Had to bust out the “Bono dress” in hopes of giving some half chubs, but no dudes were worthy. They were below mid, unfortch! But hanging with my homie @wanyizee was delightful and fun as always. Food was fabulous and “Shōgun” looks hella good! I’mma watch when it comes out on Feb 27 on @fxnetworks!
Where should I wear this dress next? The gyno? At a tax hearing? Outside the offices of “AARP Magazine”? Let a bitch know in the comments! And come see me live at @unionhallny on 3/19 & 3/20 & at @dynastytypewriter in LA on March 30th for special taping. Two shows! Click da link in the bio for tix!
Dress: @alexperryofficial
Shoes: @zara
Makeup: myself. Lip is @narsissist Starwoman shade
We asked four singles to share their hot takes on love and money. Let’s just say, the tea was 🔥🍵
Episode 2 of $pill The Tea is out now. Link in bio. #ad
