In times like these it’s important to remember that I am a Hallmark Christmas Movie Star. Art heals. It is more than an honor, it is my duty to serve Winning London Hugh Grant Fergie realness in Christmas In Notting Hill this Saturday on @hallmarkchannel 🫡
In times like these it’s important to remember that I am a Hallmark Christmas Movie Star. Art heals. It is more than an honor, it is my duty to serve Winning London Hugh Grant Fergie realness in Christmas In Notting Hill this Saturday on @hallmarkchannel 🫡
In times like these it’s important to remember that I am a Hallmark Christmas Movie Star. Art heals. It is more than an honor, it is my duty to serve Winning London Hugh Grant Fergie realness in Christmas In Notting Hill this Saturday on @hallmarkchannel 🫡
In times like these it’s important to remember that I am a Hallmark Christmas Movie Star. Art heals. It is more than an honor, it is my duty to serve Winning London Hugh Grant Fergie realness in Christmas In Notting Hill this Saturday on @hallmarkchannel 🫡
In times like these it’s important to remember that I am a Hallmark Christmas Movie Star. Art heals. It is more than an honor, it is my duty to serve Winning London Hugh Grant Fergie realness in Christmas In Notting Hill this Saturday on @hallmarkchannel 🫡
In times like these it’s important to remember that I am a Hallmark Christmas Movie Star. Art heals. It is more than an honor, it is my duty to serve Winning London Hugh Grant Fergie realness in Christmas In Notting Hill this Saturday on @hallmarkchannel 🫡
When I was 18, I was invited to the Super Bowl to play in this celebrity game????? Instead of strategizing about whether or not this was a wise career move for a potential starlet, I put on as much unflattering athletic wear as possible and did what comes most natural to me: played football! I actually saw a lot of action sports-wise (touchdown, ball throwing and catching, running, celebratory dance, high five) AND having-the-camera-on-me-wise. Good thing the photographer extensively captured my participation in this event. Wouldn’t want to not be photographed doing any of this. Later that night I attended a Playboy party and drank so much I had to go to urgent care. #juststarletthings
When I was 18, I was invited to the Super Bowl to play in this celebrity game????? Instead of strategizing about whether or not this was a wise career move for a potential starlet, I put on as much unflattering athletic wear as possible and did what comes most natural to me: played football! I actually saw a lot of action sports-wise (touchdown, ball throwing and catching, running, celebratory dance, high five) AND having-the-camera-on-me-wise. Good thing the photographer extensively captured my participation in this event. Wouldn’t want to not be photographed doing any of this. Later that night I attended a Playboy party and drank so much I had to go to urgent care. #juststarletthings
When I was 18, I was invited to the Super Bowl to play in this celebrity game????? Instead of strategizing about whether or not this was a wise career move for a potential starlet, I put on as much unflattering athletic wear as possible and did what comes most natural to me: played football! I actually saw a lot of action sports-wise (touchdown, ball throwing and catching, running, celebratory dance, high five) AND having-the-camera-on-me-wise. Good thing the photographer extensively captured my participation in this event. Wouldn’t want to not be photographed doing any of this. Later that night I attended a Playboy party and drank so much I had to go to urgent care. #juststarletthings
When I was 18, I was invited to the Super Bowl to play in this celebrity game????? Instead of strategizing about whether or not this was a wise career move for a potential starlet, I put on as much unflattering athletic wear as possible and did what comes most natural to me: played football! I actually saw a lot of action sports-wise (touchdown, ball throwing and catching, running, celebratory dance, high five) AND having-the-camera-on-me-wise. Good thing the photographer extensively captured my participation in this event. Wouldn’t want to not be photographed doing any of this. Later that night I attended a Playboy party and drank so much I had to go to urgent care. #juststarletthings
A rom-com I wrote when I was 12 in 2003
Couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t reach into my pockalate and contribute a little something to the pantheon of internet ephemera dedicated to Timothee Chalamet’s WONKA
Couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t reach into my pockalate and contribute a little something to the pantheon of internet ephemera dedicated to Timothee Chalamet’s WONKA
Couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t reach into my pockalate and contribute a little something to the pantheon of internet ephemera dedicated to Timothee Chalamet’s WONKA
Couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t reach into my pockalate and contribute a little something to the pantheon of internet ephemera dedicated to Timothee Chalamet’s WONKA
