Introducing new bubba Henry. So far he’s the sweetest little piglet and interests include making sure his mom has no memory, delaying her podcast releases, and peeing in her mouth during diaper changes.
Moms – advice on how to eat anything at any point ever with a newborn?
bracing for impact on a trans joke. new special MOUTHY streaming free at of.tv/mouthy.
Other suggestions of how to multi task whilst pumping besides doing squats?
Working on a podcast episode covering all the things nobody tells you about birth and newborns i.e. their finger nails grow two feet a day. What is something nobody told you?
Waited for this soup to cool down for twenty minutes for nothing … seriously how do I eat with a baby guys – is thetit a brand that makes baby hat plates @lorigreinershark come thru
why can’t I date guys without tattoos AM I BROKEN? the great @kylekinane is on the pod this week and he kills me dead
i’m officially a MILF – Mom I’d Like To Fire bc all these e-mails are misspelled
my new enemy @esthermonster is a sicko on the pod this week. Besides her admitting these crimes, we share all the things nobody tells you about the horror show that is child birth.
Most metal thing about motherhood? Puke in your mouth? Pee in your mouth? Your dog peeing on the tummy time mat to mark her territory?
finally someone on the pod interrupting me for a change
And now I know why everyone was looking at me so weird in my last meeting
Why is this SO funny to me
Where did we land on dingos eating humans? (coyote deterring strategy advice welcome especially from @cam.haynes)
Ya’lls dogs wait to go into the vet like this too yeah
I finally understand why moms all have the branch manager haircut.
Modern romance! (From HBO special “I’m Your Girlfriend”)
I’ve BEEN cold plunging before all ya’ll
This needs to stop agree or no?
stunning pirate @hannahberner is on the pod this week and did you know shes a history buff – drop your thoughts on WAR below
From Can I Touch It? On Netflix
no more weed for this guy. MOUTHY now free at of.tv/mouthy
This week on the podcast I try and lure @peteholmes into the Gates of hell.
Happy birthday to my main goofball @hannahstocking. It was a joy to shoot machine guns with you when I was five weeks pregnant and didn’t know it. Thanks to @jonstites1 for hooking up an amazing day of adventure @ntcftirwin. Guns, Blackhawks and stories of inspiration from our brave heroes .”
