How do they manage to say so much and yet nothing at all in the same sentence?
New Zealand are living their new tax plan! I can already smell the savings already and honestly it’s giving me a headache
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Have the courage to put some money in an envelope this Christmas
As delusional as packing my exercise shoes incase I want to go for a “lovely morning walk” one morning 🫣
🎵 It’s the most wonderful/socially tense time of the year 🎵
All this to say, Australia is going to be my entire personality next year with me touring to @adlfringe @melbcomedyfestival @sydneycomedyfestival AND NEWLY ANNOUNCED @briscomedyfest
“I’m in my looking back on the year that’s been era”
We the people need to know! @jacindaardern @clarkegayford Also congrats
Sadly the standing sound proof phone box was taken as Sarah from marketing was on a phone call with her lawyer settling her divorce
AD| Finally! Those clothes sitting in the back of your wardrobe that you said you were going to donate when “you got round to it” will get their day to shine. Uber x RedCross Clothing Drive is on Saturday 21 October. Book a free Uber Package Pick Up and #donatefromyourdoorstep Auckland, Christchurch, Wellington only T&Cs apply. Please only donate clothes you would lend to a friend/ aka send your dirty washing to the laundromat ok x @uber_newzealand @nzredcross
“It’s amazing the difference a little flavorless cross can make… but yeah so happy for them”
That Feeling When: You’re so excited to announce that you’re going on tour in Australia and NZ in 2024 with a brand new show Give Me One Good Reason Why I Shouldn’t Throw My Phone Off This Bridge POV: You buying some of the limited presale tickets available from tomorrow! People Seeing Chris Parker Live Be Like : 😂🤣🤪🧐😝 A show all about me seeing a sponsored post for shorts with a built in jockstrap, and wanting to throw my phone off the Harbour Bridge I can’t bloody wait!!! Thanks @andicrownphotography for the snap
That Feeling When: You’re so excited to announce that you’re going on tour in Australia and NZ in 2024 with a brand new show Give Me One Good Reason Why I Shouldn’t Throw My Phone Off This Bridge POV: You buying some of the limited presale tickets available from tomorrow! People Seeing Chris Parker Live Be Like : 😂🤣🤪🧐😝 A show all about me seeing a sponsored post for shorts with a built in jockstrap, and wanting to throw my phone off the Harbour Bridge I can’t bloody wait!!! Thanks @andicrownphotography for the snap
Going to be absolutely crazy sincere and post this on main.
Nothing more relatable for a 9 year old boy than a show about a lingerie boutique owner trying to build herself back up after leaving her first husband
I guess you had to be there… and by there I mean chrronically online #halloween
Are you ready for THE END OF THE YEAR!
The key to good new year resolutions is that your supposed to work at them so slowly and incrementally that no one notices if you fail and give up on them entirely 😖
I wanna be a boomer #chrisparker #standupcomedy
🎵It’s the most socially exhausting time of the year 🎵
I hate to brag but I killed this challenge (and then disposed of and hid the body for 72 days)
We are on sale! You can buy tickets now for my 2024 comedy NZ/AUS tour! Now.. who’s actually organising tickets? 👀 Ticket link is where it belongs – in my bio of of course.
What a thrill it is to announce myself as your host for 2024 @bestfoodsnz Comedy Gala! The biggest night in the comedy iCal, kicking off the 2024 @nzcomedyfestival Auckland Gala 3rd of May, Wellington Gala 4th of May Im already planning how many costumes changes I can get away with 💋
