Learnt all my best negotiation strategies/gaslighting techniques on the floor of Video Ezy on a rainy Saturday morning
I as a customer at a cafe contain multitudes
To be late meeting up with your friends before phone was simply NOT AN OPTION
Mum would never swear but “holy crap” what a night!
Straight stag do’s 🤯 #ChrisParker #standupcomedy
Happy Valentines Day to all those Mummy boys and girls out there
Letting go is never easy, especially with those very reliable everyday winter pants
First day back at work for 2024 and I’m already burnt out
I’ve spent the past 24 hours researching Fred Again. What do we think? Do I pass?
At this rate I’ve basically got a PhD in second hand trivia from social media
In many ways humans are like lettuce. Underneath all their layers of crap, there is usually nothing there.
Funny, I don’t recall the scene in Sex and The City, where Carey, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte all sat around a table a low key bragged about how bloated they all were. It has been a touchstone in my 30s
Never get between a Type A colleague and their special stationery
Retrieve the eggs from the top of the pole #taskmaster #taskmasternz #chrisparker
Hang the washing out to dry #taskmaster #taskmasternz #chrisparker
The Mistake Child #chrisparker #standupcomedy #comedyclub
Book Week!!!! #ChrisParker #comedy #bookweek
Throw water the furthest #taskmaster #taskmasternz #chrisparker
Having a wickedly fun time here at @adelaidecomedy doing my shows at @rhinoroomsa What a great way to kick off the Australia and NZ tour. Sound off in the comments which one of these pictures makes me look the most bangable 📸 the talented @craigegan
Pull the rope to drop the duck #taskmaster #taskmasternz #chrisparker
Hit the golf ball into its hole #taskmaster #chrisparker #taskmasternz
Alert all your frugal Freddie’s, I’m running a hot deal for tickets to my @melbcomedyfestival season. For 25 hours you can score $25 tickets to my show. What an incredible opportunity to see me live in Melbourne and save roughly $5 to $10! Come on! How could you resist. Kicks off today at 11am AEST Pop over to comedyfestival.com.au for the hot smoking deal
My name is Paul Williams 👀 #taskmaster #taskmasternz #chrisparker
Fifty Dollars – The Short Film HOW GOOD IS UR MATHS?? 🤔 Starring: @chrisparker11 Jiechang Jiang Writer & Director: @cnrpr DOP: @aidanrogersdp Gaffer: @hamish_graham 1st AC: @ethankjames VFX: @dyln.films Prod Company: @cnrprrrr
