Dear Industry, Your love feels so conditional from the bottom to the top puts my stomach in a knot feels like the world is done with me I just want it all to stop I thought smiles was all I brought but it turns out I don’t listen a lot and I talk a lot and I think a lot and fight for myself a lot and want too much a lot but if I don’t do all the things to plot Then who is in my corner to win the battles that need to be fought? Difficult they say when I do is bend mold myself to fit the trend and again that’s my fault so I can’t defend I never learned to just do me because I was never really free controlled by him and her and fear that made me freeze how can I move ahead and finally release myself when my past haunts me and rips out my inner wealth? I just want a sense of self to know I have my own back and no longer look back because your opinion of me in NOT fact and my path you can no longer distract Cause I’m not difficult you just don’t have tact you can try to break me down, but I will no longer react My success WILL stack bc I no longer need your love, me myself and I are my only staff
Nobody tells you about these things 😂 🎤: @jadecattapreta #jadecattapreta #standup #gettingold #comedy #laughfactory
Disfunction. @bobbyleelive and moi by @mikefaltography @thecomedystore
Gente! I know the crowd work clips can drive people mad, but i love it. Having once not spoken English at all, getting to interact with my audience is such a freaking joy to me. OXNARD! Come experience it, you’ll dig it. I’ll be @levityoxnard MARCH 9th for two shows only. Tix in my linktree #standupcomedy #livestandupcomedy #crowd #femalecomedian #oxnard
Some audience members are better than others. #standup #crowdwork #femalecomic #funnyreels
I call this one Female comic. Pic by the brilliant @jimmccambridge Ugh sometimes it sucks to be adorable No one respects my jokes and it’s horrible Not sure what you want from me But that’s the problem see? It ain’t for you and should never be Perfect mix of tangy and also sweet Makes you oooh and awe Like babies feet And when it lands it’s such a treat But lots of times I feel defeat Looking for a highway when all I see is streets Long roads ahead always planting seeds Sometimes a flower comes and pops right up And I pluck in out and display it in a cup Hoping others will finally see All the awesome talent oozing out of me Let this pussy joke come and set you free Don’t take looking at my cameltoe so seriously Lay back, relax and forget I’m cute You’d laugh if only I was a freakin dude So Goddamn rude. We have to twirk AND play the flute Just so you you think, hm “astute” Drop your Mcdonalds get some good food Forget that my parts put you in the mood And if you try I give attitude You only like me when I’m nude. I’m the one holding the mic tho So shh don’t talk and enjoy the show.
It’s a lesbian high two. #standupcomedy #femalecomic #crowdwork #lesbians
Late to the 😽 party #standup #crowdwork #gays #late
We all got a vice. Comment below! lol jk #standup #standupcomedy #crowdwork #kinkyhair
When you’re vibing with the East, but you also miss the West.
First impressions are important 😂 #standup #femalecomic #crowdwork #hinge #dating
I mean who doesn’t love an oyster? #femalecomic #gays #standup #comedy
Buys a house in Cville and two minutes later…#daddy
She curvy tho. #femalecomic #standup #curvy #scoli
City bish by @alan.rosss
I’ll keep dreaming even though the Hollywood I romanticized is a totally different now. I will never forget the feeling I had when I saw movies as a kid and I’ll keep on until I’m there. Thank you to everyone who’s there for me through the ups and downs & thank you @asufidm ✨ seeing these costumes up close was so inspiring.
I’ll keep dreaming even though the Hollywood I romanticized is a totally different now. I will never forget the feeling I had when I saw movies as a kid and I’ll keep on until I’m there. Thank you to everyone who’s there for me through the ups and downs & thank you @asufidm ✨ seeing these costumes up close was so inspiring.
I’ll keep dreaming even though the Hollywood I romanticized is a totally different now. I will never forget the feeling I had when I saw movies as a kid and I’ll keep on until I’m there. Thank you to everyone who’s there for me through the ups and downs & thank you @asufidm ✨ seeing these costumes up close was so inspiring.
Getting ready. Pic by @vancorona Makeup by @linda_marfisi Shot @cityofangelsbox
OXNARD!! Let’s get weird TONIGHT! Two shows @levityoxnard 6 & 8:30pm. I’m bringing my lil gang @sweiser @adamfynke @marioadrion come play. #standup #livestandupcomedy #femalecomedian #audience #reels
You gotta try every flavor. OXNARD!! See you tomorrow. @levityoxnard MARCH 9th 6 & 8:30pm. #standup #standupcomedy #pansexual #femalecomic
There’s so weird stuff out there…and I’m here for it. TONIGHT I’ll be @thecomedystore Original Room 9pm. See ya then freaks. #livestandupcomedy #standup #foodporn #funnyreels #femaleartist #reels
Appreciation post for the amazing @vancorona 🖤When I first started, it was impossible to even have just one good photo of you on stage. Now, I have a library of the most incredible pics taken by this talented stud. Love you man, keep on crushing. #photooftheday #comedystore #standupcomedy