Jade Catta-Preta

Jade Catta-Preta Instagram – I call this one Female comic. Pic by the brilliant @jimmccambridge
Ugh sometimes it sucks to be adorable
No one respects my jokes and it’s horrible
Not sure what you want from me
But that’s the problem see?
It ain’t for you and should never be
Perfect mix of tangy and also sweet
Makes you oooh and awe
Like babies feet
And when it lands it’s such a treat
But lots of times I feel defeat
Looking for a highway when all I see is streets
Long roads ahead always planting seeds
Sometimes a flower comes and pops right up
And I pluck in out and display it in a cup
Hoping others will finally see
All the awesome talent oozing out of me
Let this pussy joke come and set you free
Don’t take looking at my cameltoe so seriously
Lay back, relax and forget I’m cute
You’d laugh if only I was a freakin dude
So Goddamn rude.
We have to twirk AND play the flute
Just so you you think, hm “astute”
Drop your Mcdonalds get some good food
Forget that my parts put you in the mood
And if you try I give attitude
You only like me when I’m nude.
I’m the one holding the mic tho
So shh don’t talk and enjoy the show. | Posted on 26/Mar/2024 20:40:47