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Guy Montgomery Instagram - You know what they say, Paul?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - The two main bumbag techniques

Touring a new show all around Australia and New Zealand next year - writing the jokes at the moment. My big plan is for it be very funny
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Please do not hack me and my very simple password that unlocks every component of my life
Guy Montgomery Instagram - 🧊 Hasn’t ice shown its true colours these last couple of years 🧊 

My Brain is Blowing Me Crazy (last years stand up hour) will be available on my YouTube THIS SUNDAY FEBRUARY 11 At 8PM (NZT)

Please watch it (and if you do watch it I hope you enjoy it)
Guy Montgomery Instagram - 🤼‍♂️ Trying and failing to get the right crowd in 🫨

You can watch me read the room tonight on Last Laughs - a beautiful taping of the final gig of @nzcomedyfestival 2023 - at 8:30PM on @threenewzealand . For reasons that are unknown to me this joke did not make the broadcast
Guy Montgomery Instagram - We love it when the scenarios are so real all the colour goes out of the room... @guy_mont #TGYH #TGYHSeasonFinale
Guy Montgomery Instagram - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Shout out to step parents and step children! 

My full set from the @nzcomedyfestival gala is on my YouTube channel
Guy Montgomery Instagram - If this photo gets 10,000 likes I will upload a sex tape I made with this car (just over the pants stuff but surprisingly hardcore)
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Never meet your heroes

When Aaron and Paul asked me to a lunch they were calling “the big event” I was very excited. A chance to wine, dine and pick the brains of two of my greatest inspirations? I’d be mad to say no. 

Lunch was a disaster, when I arrived they’d already ordered for the table but whenever I went to eat something they told me that was “table food” and not to be so rude, then they’d make a mouthful and pretend the table had a mouth underneath it and throw the food at my shoes. When I started to get upset they said they were just kidding around and I was welcome to try anything I pleased. This basically involved them pushing my head into all of the different dishes and asking me “How I was enjoying the food?” 

Afterwards they asked me to direct a photoshoot in front of Auckland’s iconic Eden Park, I said sure thing, so long as they promise to take one photo with me. After over one hour and thousands of snaps they told me they “Weren’t feeling it” and confiscated my phone to send lewd texts and images to my immediate and extended family. Now no-one (including them) will text me back, they confiscated my car because I was “too sad to drive” and my phone battery is on 1%

These are not good men
Guy Montgomery Instagram - If you know me then you know that I only ever got into improv comedy for the awards so this is massive for me
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Holy moly! I am so excited to tour all over Australia and Aotearoa again with my brand new hour of stand up, 50,000,000 Guy Fans Can’t Be Wrong. Really pushing the limits of how popular I am in both the show title and the venue bookings. I legitimately cannot believe some of the rooms I’m going to play (the Civic!!!) and it is my deepest, darkest, most base desire to fill them up with people like YOU. The hard working instagram user who is reading this post. All shows go on sale THIS FRIDAY November 17th at 10AM local time

Huge thanks to @andicrownphotography for the photo and @hdmf for the immaculate design. Also to Elvis Presley for being my rock, my North Star and the inspiration for the poster
Guy Montgomery Instagram - One of the only jokes I’ve seen where a comedian is crazy enough to say the word oat or oats seven times in less than a minute. That is more than once every ten seconds - see if you can spot them all!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Wow! Did you know Olive took this photo!? 🤩🆒💗
Guy Montgomery Instagram - How ‘bout a song? How ‘bout two completely different songs at once, in two languages?? @guy_mont & @amylouiseruffle have you covered. #TGYH

Watch the full episode, mostly in colour, @10playau and @paramountplusau #TGYHau
Guy Montgomery Instagram - If fingerprint ID wasn’t germy enough, Guy Montgomery has a grosser way to unlock your new smart phone. 🦶 #TGYH #TGYHau @guy_mont #comedy #technology
Guy Montgomery Instagram - What a way to wrap up the #TGYHSeasonFinale - watch the full episode on @10playau (link in bio) and catch up on the whole series while you’re there! #TGYH @kittyflanagan @guy_mont #TGYHau
Guy Montgomery Instagram - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Guy Montgomery Instagram - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Guy Montgomery Instagram - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Guy Montgomery Instagram - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Invite Collaborator: @amelia.earhart
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Invite Collaborator: @amelia.earhart
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I do not recognise the young boys in this photo. 

Ten years ago I set out to become friends with Tim Batt through the somewhat unconventional method, of watching and reviewing Grown Ups 2 together. 

Within one year we had spent 87.5 hours (over three and a half days) not just with each other but also the ensemble cast of Grown Ups 2. A friendship forged in the fires of mutual self flagellation and insanity was born.

In the time that has passed we have grown so close, and spent so much time in each other’s company that the idea we once didn’t know each other feels impossibly abstract.

Mission friendship can be considered a success… but at what cost?

To mark ten years of friendship, of the Worst Idea of All Time and our looming freedom from the shackles of watching movies together over and over again - we are going back to where it all started. A large scale, celebratory live podcast reflecting on what I have come to regard as one of cinemas great treats, the 2013 triumph that is Grown Ups 2. 

Please join us at 7:30PM on Saturday February 10 at @qtheatre as we say goodbye to an era and acknowledge that these two young boys… have finally Grown Up (2)
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Feliz Navidad! 

Working on season two of the show has lead me back to one of my favourite moments from season one. This abomination from @guywilliamsguy 

All eight episodes of @guymontspellingbee are available to watch for free, right now on the @threenewzealand app!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - The article goes on to explain that I am the kiwi comedian
Guy Montgomery Instagram - You only get one shot with a fella like @paulwilliams
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Your word is… SEASON TWO

Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Your word is… SEASON TWO

Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Had quite a tense argument not long after this photo 🌟💖✨
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Here I am calling it how I see it on the topic of learning to be a spy
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Guy Montgomery Instagram - One of the best nights of my life!

So pumped up to win the Fred award and made so much more special by doing it alongside @abbyhowellsplease who won the Billy T

Thank you to everyone who came to my show over the last four months. Comedy actually rocks
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Not pictured: the young English couple getting into the lift while I frantically pulled my arms down to make it look like I wasn’t taking this photo of myself that as it turns out, is neither flattering or interesting
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Never really been a car guy but I 100% get it now
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I love stand up comedy and I love @chelsieflorence ! 

Thanks to everyone who came to see my solo show this year and also to @abbyhowellsplease for the idea to (and perfect execution of) taking this photo
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Bumbags 

Did you know that I've got a special streaming on @paramountplusau and (if you live in Australia and subscribe to this streaming platform) you can watch it!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I delivered a lecture on the television pilot for Comedians Giving Lectures (NZ) and you can watch the whole thing on the most popular television network in the world (my YouTube channel)
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Two Guys, One Sanjay

A shocking photo of a perfect night
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Here i am on New Zealand's greatest street... and while I'm standing here, you'd have to be an absolute duncumb not to book a ticket to my hot new stand up show coming to Australia and New Zealand this year 

Ticket link sadly lost to the sands of time
Guy Montgomery Instagram - And then they wouldn’t let me back into the cafe to wash my hands
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Yeeeeeaaahhh boy I got to do the @melbcomedyfestival Opening Night Allstars Supershow and they even filmed it and now I have the footage! I’m really excited for this clip to go viral because I got into comedy in the hopes of being able to generate viral content!

I’m here for two more weeks and organised people have been buying tickets to my show in advance which means that some disorganised people have been IRRITATED that they can’t come on the night they wanted to. The good news is they will then DM me to ask for tickets and even though I can’t do anything it is always nice to hear from new people! 

Please have a great day
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I cannot believe it but due to the organisational skills and purchasing habits of some of my nerdiest fans, extra shows have been added in some of Australia’s finest cities!

I’m talking about cities like Adelaide, Canberra, Sydney, Perth and Brisbane! Everywhere else remains on sale - geez I hope the show is funny
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I’m so much more than a stand up comedian… I’m also looking good in this photo
Guy Montgomery Instagram - THURSDAY FEBRUARY 16 WE ARE GONNA CHANGE THE GAME FOREVER

I am unbelievably excited to share this show with everyone who lives in New Zealand and watches television. So many people worked so hard to make it happen and I feel very grateful and proud! 

No longer will spelling on tv be the dominion of intelligent children! SPELLING IS FOR MEDIOCRE ADULTS AS WELL
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Promotion in video form! This show is already an absolute juggernaut.

Please comment with your favourite word so we can manipulate the algorithm in my favour! Also did you know that in America they spell FAVOR like this, because Americans are afraid of the letter U?
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Melbourne (pictured here out of focus) 

To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall

Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Melbourne (pictured here out of focus) 

To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall

Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited
Guy Montgomery Instagram - The tour is done! Thank you so much to everyone who came to see the show. I did it 48 times in 12 different cities and I didn’t bomb once. I am going to have a holiday now
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Wow! What an honour, I remember when I did my first open mic I dreamed of one day outgrowing comedy and graduating to the hallowed halls of being a personality. You can vote for me or any of the other nine nominees or you could put your phone down and talk to a loved one

Good luck to Guy Montgomery and all of the nominees
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Debuting my new haircut on television tonight! Tune in to @hybpa at 8:40PM on @channel10au to see what Chelsie is calling “too short”
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Very satisfying to see year’s eve falls on the 31st this year
Guy Montgomery Instagram - 🦊🙏🎄FESTIVE LITTLE FOX INSTAGRAM TAKEOVER 🎄🙏🦊

Seasons greetings! I’ve just had word that the festive little fox (working in conjunction with several high powered executives from a variety of industry leading production and management companies) have made Taskmaster NZ available on @channel4 in the UK and @binge in Australia! 

It is all fantastic but I hear that season two is worth a look
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Life is beautiful and precious! 

Feeling unbelievably excited to soak up the sights and sounds of The Fast and the Furious before setting ourselves free from this stunning self built prison

Ten years of watching movies over and over and over again ends tonight - there is still time to join us in person OR online by following the link in our bio
Guy Montgomery Instagram - My life My rules, so keep your nose out of my Business!!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Books baby! All about books. Books and stand up comedy, the big two 

New show with no book based comedy on tour right now

Sydney shows this week, May 12, 13, 14
Wellington next week, May 17, 18, 19, 20
Auckland after that, May 24, 25, 26, 27
Guy Montgomery Instagram - ⏰⏱️⏲️⌚️⏳🕰️ They have a lot of emojis that represent the concept of time (or at least clocks and watches) 

It is a big three weeks for Guy Montgomery and people who like Guy Montgomery. I am doing the @sydneycomedyfestival and @nzcomedyfestival simultaneously (or back to back depending on your relationship to time). Dates below and the ticket link is exactly where you think it might be (up your ass and round the corner that’s the way to California)

Sydney - May 12, 13, 14
Wellington - May 17, 18, 19, 20
Auckland - May 24, 25, 26, 27
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Guy Montgomery Instagram - My special Guy Montgomery By Name, Guy Montgomery By Nature is playing on AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION this Thursday (March 23) at 9:30PM on @channel10au 

Please tune in and enjoy both the magic of comedy and free to air television. I love everyone who uses Instagram
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Whole joke and whole special going on my YouTube channel - Sunday February 11

#clifford #big #red #standup
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I filmed a special online, off licence Spelling Bee with some special off the WALL comedians! They were all very happy to participate and no-one was there under duress

Watch it this Sunday 8PM NZT on my YouTube channel! I will be on my computer, watching it back with everyone so you can make fun of me in the comments in REAL TIME!

Thank you to @chennylifestyle @lollyadefope @pftompkins and @rosematafeo for participating and to the @oxfordenglishdictionary for being a constant source of inspiration
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Tickets for my 2024 stand up tour are now on sale in all territories everywhere in the world (in Australia and New Zealand). The ticket link you ask? Why that is tucked away in one of the most obscure places on the internet (my bio)

I am sincerely excited about all of these shows and can’t wait to see you there
Guy Montgomery Instagram - People with kids love taking time out from their entire life falling apart to tell other people to have kids

From Comedy Up Late 22 @melbcomedyfestival - full set available on YouTube (like Instagram but even better)

Also I’m filming my new show in Brisbane on Saturday July 29 and we just released the very last tickets!
Guy Montgomery Instagram - Whole damn family off their tits
Guy Montgomery Instagram - The word to spell is blue @beckylucas__
Guy Montgomery - 79.1K Likes - You know what they say, Paul?

79.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : You know what they say, Paul?
Likes : 79101
Guy Montgomery - 35.9K Likes - The two main bumbag techniques

Touring a new show all around Australia and New Zealand next year - writing the jokes at the moment. My big plan is for it be very funny

35.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : The two main bumbag techniques Touring a new show all around Australia and New Zealand next year – writing the jokes at the moment. My big plan is for it be very funny
Likes : 35884
Guy Montgomery - 32.9K Likes - Please do not hack me and my very simple password that unlocks every component of my life

32.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Please do not hack me and my very simple password that unlocks every component of my life
Likes : 32942
Guy Montgomery - 7.3K Likes - 🧊 Hasn’t ice shown its true colours these last couple of years 🧊 

My Brain is Blowing Me Crazy (last years stand up hour) will be available on my YouTube THIS SUNDAY FEBRUARY 11 At 8PM (NZT)

Please watch it (and if you do watch it I hope you enjoy it)

7.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : 🧊 Hasn’t ice shown its true colours these last couple of years 🧊 My Brain is Blowing Me Crazy (last years stand up hour) will be available on my YouTube THIS SUNDAY FEBRUARY 11 At 8PM (NZT) Please watch it (and if you do watch it I hope you enjoy it)
Likes : 7292
Guy Montgomery - 6.7K Likes - 🤼‍♂️ Trying and failing to get the right crowd in 🫨

You can watch me read the room tonight on Last Laughs - a beautiful taping of the final gig of @nzcomedyfestival 2023 - at 8:30PM on @threenewzealand . For reasons that are unknown to me this joke did not make the broadcast

6.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : 🤼‍♂️ Trying and failing to get the right crowd in 🫨 You can watch me read the room tonight on Last Laughs – a beautiful taping of the final gig of @nzcomedyfestival 2023 – at 8:30PM on @threenewzealand . For reasons that are unknown to me this joke did not make the broadcast
Likes : 6654
Guy Montgomery - 5.2K Likes - We love it when the scenarios are so real all the colour goes out of the room... @guy_mont #TGYH #TGYHSeasonFinale

5.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : We love it when the scenarios are so real all the colour goes out of the room… @guy_mont #TGYH #TGYHSeasonFinale
Likes : 5188
Guy Montgomery - 5.2K Likes - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?

5.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Likes : 5171
Guy Montgomery - 5.2K Likes - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?

5.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Likes : 5171
Guy Montgomery - 5.2K Likes - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?

5.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Likes : 5171
Guy Montgomery - 5.2K Likes - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?

5.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Likes : 5171
Guy Montgomery - 5.2K Likes - We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?

5.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : We got engaged and hired a professional photographer to take these intimate snaps. Don’t Guy’s titties look good in slide two!?
Likes : 5171
Guy Montgomery - 4.5K Likes - Shout out to step parents and step children! 

My full set from the @nzcomedyfestival gala is on my YouTube channel

4.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Shout out to step parents and step children! My full set from the @nzcomedyfestival gala is on my YouTube channel
Likes : 4515
Guy Montgomery - 4.3K Likes - If this photo gets 10,000 likes I will upload a sex tape I made with this car (just over the pants stuff but surprisingly hardcore)

4.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : If this photo gets 10,000 likes I will upload a sex tape I made with this car (just over the pants stuff but surprisingly hardcore)
Likes : 4341
Guy Montgomery - 4.1K Likes - Never meet your heroes

When Aaron and Paul asked me to a lunch they were calling “the big event” I was very excited. A chance to wine, dine and pick the brains of two of my greatest inspirations? I’d be mad to say no. 

Lunch was a disaster, when I arrived they’d already ordered for the table but whenever I went to eat something they told me that was “table food” and not to be so rude, then they’d make a mouthful and pretend the table had a mouth underneath it and throw the food at my shoes. When I started to get upset they said they were just kidding around and I was welcome to try anything I pleased. This basically involved them pushing my head into all of the different dishes and asking me “How I was enjoying the food?” 

Afterwards they asked me to direct a photoshoot in front of Auckland’s iconic Eden Park, I said sure thing, so long as they promise to take one photo with me. After over one hour and thousands of snaps they told me they “Weren’t feeling it” and confiscated my phone to send lewd texts and images to my immediate and extended family. Now no-one (including them) will text me back, they confiscated my car because I was “too sad to drive” and my phone battery is on 1%

These are not good men

4.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Never meet your heroes When Aaron and Paul asked me to a lunch they were calling “the big event” I was very excited. A chance to wine, dine and pick the brains of two of my greatest inspirations? I’d be mad to say no. Lunch was a disaster, when I arrived they’d already ordered for the table but whenever I went to eat something they told me that was “table food” and not to be so rude, then they’d make a mouthful and pretend the table had a mouth underneath it and throw the food at my shoes. When I started to get upset they said they were just kidding around and I was welcome to try anything I pleased. This basically involved them pushing my head into all of the different dishes and asking me “How I was enjoying the food?” Afterwards they asked me to direct a photoshoot in front of Auckland’s iconic Eden Park, I said sure thing, so long as they promise to take one photo with me. After over one hour and thousands of snaps they told me they “Weren’t feeling it” and confiscated my phone to send lewd texts and images to my immediate and extended family. Now no-one (including them) will text me back, they confiscated my car because I was “too sad to drive” and my phone battery is on 1% These are not good men
Likes : 4089
Guy Montgomery - 3.6K Likes - If you know me then you know that I only ever got into improv comedy for the awards so this is massive for me

3.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : If you know me then you know that I only ever got into improv comedy for the awards so this is massive for me
Likes : 3649
Guy Montgomery - 3.5K Likes - Holy moly! I am so excited to tour all over Australia and Aotearoa again with my brand new hour of stand up, 50,000,000 Guy Fans Can’t Be Wrong. Really pushing the limits of how popular I am in both the show title and the venue bookings. I legitimately cannot believe some of the rooms I’m going to play (the Civic!!!) and it is my deepest, darkest, most base desire to fill them up with people like YOU. The hard working instagram user who is reading this post. All shows go on sale THIS FRIDAY November 17th at 10AM local time

Huge thanks to @andicrownphotography for the photo and @hdmf for the immaculate design. Also to Elvis Presley for being my rock, my North Star and the inspiration for the poster

3.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Holy moly! I am so excited to tour all over Australia and Aotearoa again with my brand new hour of stand up, 50,000,000 Guy Fans Can’t Be Wrong. Really pushing the limits of how popular I am in both the show title and the venue bookings. I legitimately cannot believe some of the rooms I’m going to play (the Civic!!!) and it is my deepest, darkest, most base desire to fill them up with people like YOU. The hard working instagram user who is reading this post. All shows go on sale THIS FRIDAY November 17th at 10AM local time Huge thanks to @andicrownphotography for the photo and @hdmf for the immaculate design. Also to Elvis Presley for being my rock, my North Star and the inspiration for the poster
Likes : 3508
Guy Montgomery - 3.5K Likes - One of the only jokes I’ve seen where a comedian is crazy enough to say the word oat or oats seven times in less than a minute. That is more than once every ten seconds - see if you can spot them all!

3.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : One of the only jokes I’ve seen where a comedian is crazy enough to say the word oat or oats seven times in less than a minute. That is more than once every ten seconds – see if you can spot them all!
Likes : 3501
Guy Montgomery - 3.2K Likes - Wow! Did you know Olive took this photo!? 🤩🆒💗

3.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Wow! Did you know Olive took this photo!? 🤩🆒💗
Likes : 3217
Guy Montgomery - 3.1K Likes - How ‘bout a song? How ‘bout two completely different songs at once, in two languages?? @guy_mont & @amylouiseruffle have you covered. #TGYH

Watch the full episode, mostly in colour, @10playau and @paramountplusau #TGYHau

3.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : How ‘bout a song? How ‘bout two completely different songs at once, in two languages?? @guy_mont & @amylouiseruffle have you covered. #TGYH

Watch the full episode, mostly in colour, @10playau and @paramountplusau #TGYHau
Likes : 3055
Guy Montgomery - 2.8K Likes - If fingerprint ID wasn’t germy enough, Guy Montgomery has a grosser way to unlock your new smart phone. 🦶 #TGYH #TGYHau @guy_mont #comedy #technology

2.8K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : If fingerprint ID wasn’t germy enough, Guy Montgomery has a grosser way to unlock your new smart phone. 🦶 #TGYH #TGYHau @guy_mont #comedy #technology
Likes : 2798
Guy Montgomery - 2.7K Likes - What a way to wrap up the #TGYHSeasonFinale - watch the full episode on @10playau (link in bio) and catch up on the whole series while you’re there! #TGYH @kittyflanagan @guy_mont #TGYHau

2.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : What a way to wrap up the #TGYHSeasonFinale – watch the full episode on @10playau (link in bio) and catch up on the whole series while you’re there! #TGYH @kittyflanagan @guy_mont #TGYHau
Likes : 2672
Guy Montgomery - 2.7K Likes - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution

2.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who) New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Likes : 2668
Guy Montgomery - 2.7K Likes - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution

2.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who) New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Likes : 2668
Guy Montgomery - 2.7K Likes - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution

2.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who) New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Likes : 2668
Guy Montgomery - 2.7K Likes - @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who)

New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football

Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution

2.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : @patrickschwarzenegger you’ve got company (swipe to see who) New tattoo courtesy of Olive’s (8) beautiful artistry and a very poor season of fantasy football Thanks to @imposter_inc for the flawless execution
Likes : 2668
Guy Montgomery - 2.5K Likes - Invite Collaborator: @amelia.earhart

2.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Invite Collaborator: @amelia.earhart
Likes : 2503
Guy Montgomery - 2.5K Likes - Invite Collaborator: @amelia.earhart

2.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Invite Collaborator: @amelia.earhart
Likes : 2503
Guy Montgomery - 2.5K Likes - I do not recognise the young boys in this photo. 

Ten years ago I set out to become friends with Tim Batt through the somewhat unconventional method, of watching and reviewing Grown Ups 2 together. 

Within one year we had spent 87.5 hours (over three and a half days) not just with each other but also the ensemble cast of Grown Ups 2. A friendship forged in the fires of mutual self flagellation and insanity was born.

In the time that has passed we have grown so close, and spent so much time in each other’s company that the idea we once didn’t know each other feels impossibly abstract.

Mission friendship can be considered a success… but at what cost?

To mark ten years of friendship, of the Worst Idea of All Time and our looming freedom from the shackles of watching movies together over and over again - we are going back to where it all started. A large scale, celebratory live podcast reflecting on what I have come to regard as one of cinemas great treats, the 2013 triumph that is Grown Ups 2. 

Please join us at 7:30PM on Saturday February 10 at @qtheatre as we say goodbye to an era and acknowledge that these two young boys… have finally Grown Up (2)

2.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I do not recognise the young boys in this photo. Ten years ago I set out to become friends with Tim Batt through the somewhat unconventional method, of watching and reviewing Grown Ups 2 together. Within one year we had spent 87.5 hours (over three and a half days) not just with each other but also the ensemble cast of Grown Ups 2. A friendship forged in the fires of mutual self flagellation and insanity was born. In the time that has passed we have grown so close, and spent so much time in each other’s company that the idea we once didn’t know each other feels impossibly abstract. Mission friendship can be considered a success… but at what cost? To mark ten years of friendship, of the Worst Idea of All Time and our looming freedom from the shackles of watching movies together over and over again – we are going back to where it all started. A large scale, celebratory live podcast reflecting on what I have come to regard as one of cinemas great treats, the 2013 triumph that is Grown Ups 2. Please join us at 7:30PM on Saturday February 10 at @qtheatre as we say goodbye to an era and acknowledge that these two young boys… have finally Grown Up (2)
Likes : 2501
Guy Montgomery - 2.4K Likes - Feliz Navidad! 

Working on season two of the show has lead me back to one of my favourite moments from season one. This abomination from @guywilliamsguy 

All eight episodes of @guymontspellingbee are available to watch for free, right now on the @threenewzealand app!

2.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Feliz Navidad! Working on season two of the show has lead me back to one of my favourite moments from season one. This abomination from @guywilliamsguy All eight episodes of @guymontspellingbee are available to watch for free, right now on the @threenewzealand app!
Likes : 2412
Guy Montgomery - 2.4K Likes - The article goes on to explain that I am the kiwi comedian

2.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : The article goes on to explain that I am the kiwi comedian
Likes : 2365
Guy Montgomery - 2.1K Likes - You only get one shot with a fella like @paulwilliams

2.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : You only get one shot with a fella like @paulwilliams
Likes : 2120
Guy Montgomery - 2.1K Likes - Your word is… SEASON TWO

Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world

2.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Your word is… SEASON TWO Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world
Likes : 2105
Guy Montgomery - 2.1K Likes - Your word is… SEASON TWO

Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world

2.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Your word is… SEASON TWO Thank you NZ On Air, @kevinandco_nz and @threenewzealand for believing me when I said that there are more words in the world
Likes : 2105
Guy Montgomery - 2.1K Likes - Had quite a tense argument not long after this photo 🌟💖✨

2.1K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Had quite a tense argument not long after this photo 🌟💖✨
Likes : 2100
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Here I am calling it how I see it on the topic of learning to be a spy

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Here I am calling it how I see it on the topic of learning to be a spy
Likes : 2048
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Sometimes my life truly do be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Likes : 2015
Guy Montgomery - 2K Likes - One of the best nights of my life!

So pumped up to win the Fred award and made so much more special by doing it alongside @abbyhowellsplease who won the Billy T

Thank you to everyone who came to my show over the last four months. Comedy actually rocks

2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : One of the best nights of my life! So pumped up to win the Fred award and made so much more special by doing it alongside @abbyhowellsplease who won the Billy T Thank you to everyone who came to my show over the last four months. Comedy actually rocks
Likes : 1986
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Not pictured: the young English couple getting into the lift while I frantically pulled my arms down to make it look like I wasn’t taking this photo of myself that as it turns out, is neither flattering or interesting

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Not pictured: the young English couple getting into the lift while I frantically pulled my arms down to make it look like I wasn’t taking this photo of myself that as it turns out, is neither flattering or interesting
Likes : 1942
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Never really been a car guy but I 100% get it now

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Never really been a car guy but I 100% get it now
Likes : 1927
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - I love stand up comedy and I love @chelsieflorence ! 

Thanks to everyone who came to see my solo show this year and also to @abbyhowellsplease for the idea to (and perfect execution of) taking this photo

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I love stand up comedy and I love @chelsieflorence ! Thanks to everyone who came to see my solo show this year and also to @abbyhowellsplease for the idea to (and perfect execution of) taking this photo
Likes : 1922
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Bumbags 

Did you know that I've got a special streaming on @paramountplusau and (if you live in Australia and subscribe to this streaming platform) you can watch it!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Bumbags Did you know that I’ve got a special streaming on @paramountplusau and (if you live in Australia and subscribe to this streaming platform) you can watch it!
Likes : 1893
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - I delivered a lecture on the television pilot for Comedians Giving Lectures (NZ) and you can watch the whole thing on the most popular television network in the world (my YouTube channel)

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I delivered a lecture on the television pilot for Comedians Giving Lectures (NZ) and you can watch the whole thing on the most popular television network in the world (my YouTube channel)
Likes : 1889
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Likes : 1864
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Likes : 1864
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Likes : 1864
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Likes : 1864
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Likes : 1864
Guy Montgomery - 1.9K Likes - Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!

1.9K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday to the best part of my life @chelsieflorence !!!
Likes : 1864
Guy Montgomery - 1.8K Likes - Two Guys, One Sanjay

A shocking photo of a perfect night

1.8K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Two Guys, One Sanjay A shocking photo of a perfect night
Likes : 1836
Guy Montgomery - 1.7K Likes - Here i am on New Zealand's greatest street... and while I'm standing here, you'd have to be an absolute duncumb not to book a ticket to my hot new stand up show coming to Australia and New Zealand this year 

Ticket link sadly lost to the sands of time

1.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Here i am on New Zealand’s greatest street… and while I’m standing here, you’d have to be an absolute duncumb not to book a ticket to my hot new stand up show coming to Australia and New Zealand this year Ticket link sadly lost to the sands of time
Likes : 1689
Guy Montgomery - 1.7K Likes - And then they wouldn’t let me back into the cafe to wash my hands

1.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : And then they wouldn’t let me back into the cafe to wash my hands
Likes : 1679
Guy Montgomery - 1.7K Likes - Yeeeeeaaahhh boy I got to do the @melbcomedyfestival Opening Night Allstars Supershow and they even filmed it and now I have the footage! I’m really excited for this clip to go viral because I got into comedy in the hopes of being able to generate viral content!

I’m here for two more weeks and organised people have been buying tickets to my show in advance which means that some disorganised people have been IRRITATED that they can’t come on the night they wanted to. The good news is they will then DM me to ask for tickets and even though I can’t do anything it is always nice to hear from new people! 

Please have a great day

1.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Yeeeeeaaahhh boy I got to do the @melbcomedyfestival Opening Night Allstars Supershow and they even filmed it and now I have the footage! I’m really excited for this clip to go viral because I got into comedy in the hopes of being able to generate viral content! I’m here for two more weeks and organised people have been buying tickets to my show in advance which means that some disorganised people have been IRRITATED that they can’t come on the night they wanted to. The good news is they will then DM me to ask for tickets and even though I can’t do anything it is always nice to hear from new people! Please have a great day
Likes : 1679
Guy Montgomery - 1.7K Likes - I cannot believe it but due to the organisational skills and purchasing habits of some of my nerdiest fans, extra shows have been added in some of Australia’s finest cities!

I’m talking about cities like Adelaide, Canberra, Sydney, Perth and Brisbane! Everywhere else remains on sale - geez I hope the show is funny

1.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I cannot believe it but due to the organisational skills and purchasing habits of some of my nerdiest fans, extra shows have been added in some of Australia’s finest cities! I’m talking about cities like Adelaide, Canberra, Sydney, Perth and Brisbane! Everywhere else remains on sale – geez I hope the show is funny
Likes : 1665
Guy Montgomery - 1.7K Likes - I’m so much more than a stand up comedian… I’m also looking good in this photo

1.7K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I’m so much more than a stand up comedian… I’m also looking good in this photo
Likes : 1661
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - THURSDAY FEBRUARY 16 WE ARE GONNA CHANGE THE GAME FOREVER

I am unbelievably excited to share this show with everyone who lives in New Zealand and watches television. So many people worked so hard to make it happen and I feel very grateful and proud! 

No longer will spelling on tv be the dominion of intelligent children! SPELLING IS FOR MEDIOCRE ADULTS AS WELL

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : THURSDAY FEBRUARY 16 WE ARE GONNA CHANGE THE GAME FOREVER I am unbelievably excited to share this show with everyone who lives in New Zealand and watches television. So many people worked so hard to make it happen and I feel very grateful and proud! No longer will spelling on tv be the dominion of intelligent children! SPELLING IS FOR MEDIOCRE ADULTS AS WELL
Likes : 1642
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - Promotion in video form! This show is already an absolute juggernaut.

Please comment with your favourite word so we can manipulate the algorithm in my favour! Also did you know that in America they spell FAVOR like this, because Americans are afraid of the letter U?

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Promotion in video form! This show is already an absolute juggernaut. Please comment with your favourite word so we can manipulate the algorithm in my favour! Also did you know that in America they spell FAVOR like this, because Americans are afraid of the letter U?
Likes : 1624
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - Melbourne (pictured here out of focus) 

To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall

Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Melbourne (pictured here out of focus) To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited
Likes : 1622
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - Melbourne (pictured here out of focus) 

To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall

Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Melbourne (pictured here out of focus) To celebrate the first of February (one of my top twenty-nine days in February) and also with the forceful encouragement of my manager, I have upgraded one of my shows in your upcoming comedy festival to the Main Town Hall Now obviously a post like this is bound to raise a lot of questions. Is this due to public demand? Is it a hubristic PR move that ultimately sees me perform my show in a big, beautiful empty room? What are my other favourite twenty eight days in February? As it stands, it is too soon to answer any of these questions but the fact remains it is happening and I am both overwhelmed and excited
Likes : 1622
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - The tour is done! Thank you so much to everyone who came to see the show. I did it 48 times in 12 different cities and I didn’t bomb once. I am going to have a holiday now

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : The tour is done! Thank you so much to everyone who came to see the show. I did it 48 times in 12 different cities and I didn’t bomb once. I am going to have a holiday now
Likes : 1587
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - Wow! What an honour, I remember when I did my first open mic I dreamed of one day outgrowing comedy and graduating to the hallowed halls of being a personality. You can vote for me or any of the other nine nominees or you could put your phone down and talk to a loved one

Good luck to Guy Montgomery and all of the nominees

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Wow! What an honour, I remember when I did my first open mic I dreamed of one day outgrowing comedy and graduating to the hallowed halls of being a personality. You can vote for me or any of the other nine nominees or you could put your phone down and talk to a loved one Good luck to Guy Montgomery and all of the nominees
Likes : 1577
Guy Montgomery - 1.6K Likes - Debuting my new haircut on television tonight! Tune in to @hybpa at 8:40PM on @channel10au to see what Chelsie is calling “too short”

1.6K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Debuting my new haircut on television tonight! Tune in to @hybpa at 8:40PM on @channel10au to see what Chelsie is calling “too short”
Likes : 1563
Guy Montgomery - 1.5K Likes - Very satisfying to see year’s eve falls on the 31st this year

1.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Very satisfying to see year’s eve falls on the 31st this year
Likes : 1507
Guy Montgomery - 1.5K Likes - 🦊🙏🎄FESTIVE LITTLE FOX INSTAGRAM TAKEOVER 🎄🙏🦊

Seasons greetings! I’ve just had word that the festive little fox (working in conjunction with several high powered executives from a variety of industry leading production and management companies) have made Taskmaster NZ available on @channel4 in the UK and @binge in Australia! 

It is all fantastic but I hear that season two is worth a look

1.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : 🦊🙏🎄FESTIVE LITTLE FOX INSTAGRAM TAKEOVER 🎄🙏🦊 Seasons greetings! I’ve just had word that the festive little fox (working in conjunction with several high powered executives from a variety of industry leading production and management companies) have made Taskmaster NZ available on @channel4 in the UK and @binge in Australia! It is all fantastic but I hear that season two is worth a look
Likes : 1497
Guy Montgomery - 1.5K Likes - Life is beautiful and precious! 

Feeling unbelievably excited to soak up the sights and sounds of The Fast and the Furious before setting ourselves free from this stunning self built prison

Ten years of watching movies over and over and over again ends tonight - there is still time to join us in person OR online by following the link in our bio

1.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Life is beautiful and precious! Feeling unbelievably excited to soak up the sights and sounds of The Fast and the Furious before setting ourselves free from this stunning self built prison Ten years of watching movies over and over and over again ends tonight – there is still time to join us in person OR online by following the link in our bio
Likes : 1488
Guy Montgomery - 1.5K Likes - My life My rules, so keep your nose out of my Business!!

1.5K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : My life My rules, so keep your nose out of my Business!!
Likes : 1457
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Books baby! All about books. Books and stand up comedy, the big two 

New show with no book based comedy on tour right now

Sydney shows this week, May 12, 13, 14
Wellington next week, May 17, 18, 19, 20
Auckland after that, May 24, 25, 26, 27

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Books baby! All about books. Books and stand up comedy, the big two New show with no book based comedy on tour right now Sydney shows this week, May 12, 13, 14 Wellington next week, May 17, 18, 19, 20 Auckland after that, May 24, 25, 26, 27
Likes : 1446
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - ⏰⏱️⏲️⌚️⏳🕰️ They have a lot of emojis that represent the concept of time (or at least clocks and watches) 

It is a big three weeks for Guy Montgomery and people who like Guy Montgomery. I am doing the @sydneycomedyfestival and @nzcomedyfestival simultaneously (or back to back depending on your relationship to time). Dates below and the ticket link is exactly where you think it might be (up your ass and round the corner that’s the way to California)

Sydney - May 12, 13, 14
Wellington - May 17, 18, 19, 20
Auckland - May 24, 25, 26, 27

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : ⏰⏱️⏲️⌚️⏳🕰️ They have a lot of emojis that represent the concept of time (or at least clocks and watches) It is a big three weeks for Guy Montgomery and people who like Guy Montgomery. I am doing the @sydneycomedyfestival and @nzcomedyfestival simultaneously (or back to back depending on your relationship to time). Dates below and the ticket link is exactly where you think it might be (up your ass and round the corner that’s the way to California) Sydney – May 12, 13, 14 Wellington – May 17, 18, 19, 20 Auckland – May 24, 25, 26, 27
Likes : 1414
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Live Every Moment, Love Every Day #melbmoment
Likes : 1389
Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - My special Guy Montgomery By Name, Guy Montgomery By Nature is playing on AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION this Thursday (March 23) at 9:30PM on @channel10au 

Please tune in and enjoy both the magic of comedy and free to air television. I love everyone who uses Instagram

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : My special Guy Montgomery By Name, Guy Montgomery By Nature is playing on AUSTRALIAN TELEVISION this Thursday (March 23) at 9:30PM on @channel10au Please tune in and enjoy both the magic of comedy and free to air television. I love everyone who uses Instagram
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Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - Whole joke and whole special going on my YouTube channel - Sunday February 11

#clifford #big #red #standup

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Whole joke and whole special going on my YouTube channel – Sunday February 11 #clifford #big #red #standup
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Guy Montgomery - 1.4K Likes - I filmed a special online, off licence Spelling Bee with some special off the WALL comedians! They were all very happy to participate and no-one was there under duress

Watch it this Sunday 8PM NZT on my YouTube channel! I will be on my computer, watching it back with everyone so you can make fun of me in the comments in REAL TIME!

Thank you to @chennylifestyle @lollyadefope @pftompkins and @rosematafeo for participating and to the @oxfordenglishdictionary for being a constant source of inspiration

1.4K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I filmed a special online, off licence Spelling Bee with some special off the WALL comedians! They were all very happy to participate and no-one was there under duress Watch it this Sunday 8PM NZT on my YouTube channel! I will be on my computer, watching it back with everyone so you can make fun of me in the comments in REAL TIME! Thank you to @chennylifestyle @lollyadefope @pftompkins and @rosematafeo for participating and to the @oxfordenglishdictionary for being a constant source of inspiration
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Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : I think Adelaide rocks! Thank you to the entire city and more specifically anyone who came to my show
Likes : 1328
Guy Montgomery - 1.3K Likes - Tickets for my 2024 stand up tour are now on sale in all territories everywhere in the world (in Australia and New Zealand). The ticket link you ask? Why that is tucked away in one of the most obscure places on the internet (my bio)

I am sincerely excited about all of these shows and can’t wait to see you there

1.3K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Tickets for my 2024 stand up tour are now on sale in all territories everywhere in the world (in Australia and New Zealand). The ticket link you ask? Why that is tucked away in one of the most obscure places on the internet (my bio) I am sincerely excited about all of these shows and can’t wait to see you there
Likes : 1321
Guy Montgomery - 1.2K Likes - People with kids love taking time out from their entire life falling apart to tell other people to have kids

From Comedy Up Late 22 @melbcomedyfestival - full set available on YouTube (like Instagram but even better)

Also I’m filming my new show in Brisbane on Saturday July 29 and we just released the very last tickets!

1.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : People with kids love taking time out from their entire life falling apart to tell other people to have kids From Comedy Up Late 22 @melbcomedyfestival – full set available on YouTube (like Instagram but even better) Also I’m filming my new show in Brisbane on Saturday July 29 and we just released the very last tickets!
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Guy Montgomery - 1.2K Likes - Whole damn family off their tits

1.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : Whole damn family off their tits
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Guy Montgomery - 1.2K Likes - The word to spell is blue @beckylucas__

1.2K Likes – Guy Montgomery Instagram

Caption : The word to spell is blue @beckylucas__
Likes : 1221