Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, “Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!” Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won’t be there. – Moira Rose 🛋️ @sarahellisonstudio 📷 @mitchmajor
Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, “Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!” Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won’t be there. – Moira Rose 🛋️ @sarahellisonstudio 📷 @mitchmajor
Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, “Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!” Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won’t be there. – Moira Rose 🛋️ @sarahellisonstudio 📷 @mitchmajor
Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, “Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!” Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won’t be there. – Moira Rose 🛋️ @sarahellisonstudio 📷 @mitchmajor
Then allow me to offer you some advice: Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, “Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!” Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the Internet. Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day and, tragically, they won’t be there. – Moira Rose 🛋️ @sarahellisonstudio 📷 @mitchmajor
I don’t know why but nasal douching on instagram is one of my simple joys in life. It’s good for allergies, singers, hydrating after long flights, if you’re sick or getting sick, nose is block, or you get lots of boogers (nose pickers) it kills the bacteria and cleans out your sinuses (using a saline solution)- but it’s also just random and makes me chuckle. #nasal #douching #nasalirrigation #nettipot
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
This year’s Mardi Gras look and I didn’t get a single full length photo! A gorgeous @marcosquared top and sexy crystal chainmail skirt by @olivia_deur_couture. I was going to wear the same skirt to the after party but when I realized it had 7 hook & eyes, 2 pop studs and a zip! I didn’t like my chances of getting back into at 3am after peeing in the Hordern toilets! I had a less structured version made on a belt for the after party which you can see in the last I wore until after sunrise.
All this talk of @eurovision has taken me back to 2019 when I did Eurovision- Australia Decides (our national competition to become the entrant for the country) and although Australia decided- and it wasn’t me- I’m so excited to be there this year as back stage correspondent for the @sbs_australia prime time broadcast with @myfwarhurst and @joelcreasey hosting. Maybe a hopeful little part of me sees this as reconnoissance so I can go back next year with a lay of the land and compete! Most importantly this is where I fell in love with @electricfields_music who ARE representing Australia this year with their song One Milkali and I can’t wait to watch Zaachariaha and Michael shine on the world stage. Also thank you to @thesquareddivision for creative directing this, @allthreeheathers for the costume and @wigsbyvanity for the hair! #eurovision
Oh, what a night! My beautiful @briefsfactory put on such a glorious show. I was so grateful to be a part of it
Oh, what a night! My beautiful @briefsfactory put on such a glorious show. I was so grateful to be a part of it
Oh, what a night! My beautiful @briefsfactory put on such a glorious show. I was so grateful to be a part of it
Oh, what a night! My beautiful @briefsfactory put on such a glorious show. I was so grateful to be a part of it
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The cat’s out of the bag! @courtneyact will be flying over to Malmö, Sweden with us as our backstage correspondent for Eurovision, ready to dish all the goss with contestants behind the scenes! 🎤🌠
Cowboy Courtney Act II • • • • • #beyonce #cowboycarter #yaya
