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We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
We are Jewish but Sierra’s LA Grandma isn’t which means she gets Easter (and an Easter basket! I’m so jealous 🤍) and we all get Christmas. We filled eggs with Easter “candy” like… raisins and cashews and dried peaches and she had the best time. We did the neighborhood egg hunt too but she didn’t eat the chocolate because Mommy, who never lies, told her it was too spicy. Highlight for me was her holding this little blue bunny so delicately like it was a baby. Nothing will beat last year’s Easter outfit (last slide) but this one came close. 🐣🐰
Calling all #eldermillenial parents… get the bundle for your bundle! My crinkle toy (so baby can learn ALL the jokes you quote 🍤🍑🧌🍎☎️🐉) and the elder millennial tumbler to keep you hydrated while you chase after your baby party goblin!! Link in bio to shop!
Calling all #eldermillenial parents… get the bundle for your bundle! My crinkle toy (so baby can learn ALL the jokes you quote 🍤🍑🧌🍎☎️🐉) and the elder millennial tumbler to keep you hydrated while you chase after your baby party goblin!! Link in bio to shop!
Calling all #eldermillenial parents… get the bundle for your bundle! My crinkle toy (so baby can learn ALL the jokes you quote 🍤🍑🧌🍎☎️🐉) and the elder millennial tumbler to keep you hydrated while you chase after your baby party goblin!! Link in bio to shop!
Calling all #eldermillenial parents… get the bundle for your bundle! My crinkle toy (so baby can learn ALL the jokes you quote 🍤🍑🧌🍎☎️🐉) and the elder millennial tumbler to keep you hydrated while you chase after your baby party goblin!! Link in bio to shop!
GET READY for me, GET READY with me as I GET READY for my new hour! 💿 I’m bringing The Get Ready Tour to a city near YOU this year 🦍💕🪽🫦📞💄🍬 Shave those big toes because pre-sale starts TOMORROW at 10am LOCAL. Full dates info at the link in my bio ❤️🔥 #GetReadyTour
💿 tomorrow 💿
get ready…
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💿 tomorrow 💿
get ready…
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💿 tomorrow 💿
get ready…
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When a career is part of your heart it’s really hard to pull back, honestly, even for a little to do something huge (or as easy, as society would have you believe) like having a baby.
And the truth is? You can’t do it all. You actually can’t without help and feeling bad and then feeling ok then taking a break and then starting over again… and this can happen several times a day. And I’d be lying if I said this has all hasn’t been exponentially harder since Oct 7. But…
You can only take brakes and miss whatever it is you aren’t focused on. That can be me emotional in a green room because I miss my babies. That can be me anxious because I’m with my baby and want to be back doing stand up. That can be me spending time on both and still feeling… absolutely worthless. Then fully ready to tackle everything… all of these emotions can be contained in the time it takes to drink a cup of coffee.
But one thing I know in my bones is that stand up comedy makes everything better. And this 2024 tour is gonna be incredible and this new hour is my favorite one. Dates announcing soon. If we saw you last year on the Hard Feelings Tour we won’t see you this year. If we missed you, then @hunterhillcomedy and some new friends will probably be seeing you soon ✈️ . I love you. Get ready 🔥 👠 🐴 💋
Finally, a movie for all the people who sing to their pets 🐶🐱🐦
For the old school fans – Happy 4th birthday to my sketch show! 👩🎤⚓️👄🍊🐕🍕🎲👩🍳💪 grab your tiny dog and watch Iliza Shlesinger Sketch Show on @netflix in celebration! @netflixisajoke
📀 4.9.24📀
🤍💿4.9.24 💿🤍
Get Ready for next week.
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Gonna do a special one off show with my new hour @theicehousecc April 25.
Iliza and Emily catch up before telling listeners to agree to be pied in the face and reach out to old friends. Listen to Ask Iliza Anything wherever you get podcasts!