A little #earthquake #fomo on a high-speed European bullet train back to my spacious two bedroom apartment. (But really I’m sad I missed it)
Before and after recording 4 shows today including one where I DIDN’T HIT FUCKING RECORD. Truly @lasculturistas kelly karma at its finest. @brianjmoylan I owe you dinner! cc @bravohistorian @bryansafi @themichcollshow also this @prada lipstick in 101 is my everyday go to lately 💋
Before and after recording 4 shows today including one where I DIDN’T HIT FUCKING RECORD. Truly @lasculturistas kelly karma at its finest. @brianjmoylan I owe you dinner! cc @bravohistorian @bryansafi @themichcollshow also this @prada lipstick in 101 is my everyday go to lately 💋
Just my 3 comedy idols having a shrimp/fry/3 martini dinner. Wild how these 2 angels will be making appearances with me on T*UR which starts next week!!!
Just my 3 comedy idols having a shrimp/fry/3 martini dinner. Wild how these 2 angels will be making appearances with me on T*UR which starts next week!!!
Just my 3 comedy idols having a shrimp/fry/3 martini dinner. Wild how these 2 angels will be making appearances with me on T*UR which starts next week!!!
Just my 3 comedy idols having a shrimp/fry/3 martini dinner. Wild how these 2 angels will be making appearances with me on T*UR which starts next week!!!
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Tulips are better than one (Explicit) 🌷
Celebrating yet another powerball win ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️🔴
Celebrating yet another powerball win ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️🔴
No one warms my heart & mind more than the brilliant @mattrogerstho & @fayedunaway and attempting to recreate the “lost Amsterdam episode” of @lasculturistas this week is the great honor of my life. You’ve probably already listened but in case go do it. I would dje for them said literally. ❤️
PORTLAND!!! The great @bryansafi will be joining me live at the show at the gorgeous Aladdin theater! We have some fun surprises in store including an even MORE special guest #doritopillow ljnk in bjo bbs
The genius women behind @ivehaditpodcast @mizzwelch & @pumpspumpspumps stopped by @themichcollshow today to unpack a whole lot including buying fake designer merch, dog people, big feet and dick size (amazingly two separate conversations.) Catch these ladies live on their tour by heading to ivehaditpodcast.com and listen to the ep ljnk in my bjo!
LA!!! Big news! No not OJ, rather two of my favorite people on EARTH will be joining me on stage for some fun at my April 25th tour stop at the Saban Theater! @mametown & @bitchsesh’s @daniellecarolineschneider are part of the lineup and I can’t tell you how excited I am. You’d be a fool to miss this so go get your tickets now my loves M*chelleC*llinsLive.com!
On today’s @themichcollshow we’re joined by queen of the podders @larzmarie of @sexyuniquepod, who hears of Michelle’s humiliating fall at the train station and one ups her with her own trip and fall plus PUG at the airport. Yes this is a 10 minute long clip. Enjoy! Whole episode on the P*treon. #anatomyofafall #rightkneespears