Patti Harrison Instagram – This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈