Phoebe Robinson Instagram – #ThotNaysh! Early #ThirstyThursday alert! What in the “Running up that hill Kate Bush” bush is this sorcery?! My pearls have been clutched. My thirst has been quenched. My soul has been taken. Like, listen, honey, you need to a scythe to make your way thru them pubes. And you know what? Put. Me. To. Work. Give me a Dickies jumpsuit, in which I tie the sleeves around my waist, and a Bruce Springsteen song about the struggles of blue collar life (lol, the Springsteen estate wants to be kept of out this narrative) to power me thru so I can get to the sweet nectar that is Keanu Reeves peen. The only way we should want K-Reeves is bare ass near highway gravel and the fact that the 90s understood this is why it is one of the “Greatest Generations” and not the the Baby Boomer generaysh like Tom Brokraw wrote about. “Like Tom, you mean the greatest generation is when Blacks and women barely had rights or their autonomy? Lol. Good one, babe.” ANYWAY, Keanu Reeves, thank you for blessing our eyeballs with this shit. The sun set at like 2:57pm, but this shit just lit up my entire gahtdamn night. #KeanuReeves ***** Repost from @vintagedaily Keanu Reeves photographed in Malibu by Greg Gorman, 1993 for Detour Magazine. Swipe and you’ll find an old magazine scan that teaches you how to pronounce his name, his height, interests and more ❣️