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Rob Schneider Instagram - Congratulations to the man, the myth, the Champion and now the Mark Twain Award 2023 winner! I LOVE YOU, BROTHER!! YOU DID IT!
Rob Schneider Instagram - What you don’t see….

#homeless #bitcoin #robschneider #comedy
Rob Schneider Instagram - The Sandman is gliding into 55 today! Happy Birthday to the man who has made me and the world laugh our tails off for 5 decades and counting! From Studboy on MTV to Opera Man on SNL to Happy Gilmore and so many more. Thank you for all the joy you’ve spread! 
I love you, brother. @adamsandler
Rob Schneider Instagram - Norm, I didn’t just like you.
I loved you.
You didn’t just make me laugh.
You made me cry with laughter.
I’m still crying today.
But when I think of you,
my tears will run down my face with all the memories of all the laughter and all the joys that you brought to all of us.
Rest now my good friend.
Love you forever,
Robbie
These are the last pictures I took with him.
This was the last performance Norm did with us… Every one of them was special. 
He was a genius amongst us mere mortals.
Rob Schneider Instagram - This incredible Filipina, my Tita Rose Formoso has passed to join her brothers, Bill and John and her sisters Virginia and my mother Pilar. Rose was 96 years old. She loved to dance and never stopped. As you can clearly see, there’s a kindness in her eyes. Whenever you saw her or called her she would answer with, “What can I do for you, my dear?” Every time I saw her, as a small child or as an adult, she made me feel happy and loved. That she survived the war and the Japanese occupation of the Philippines was a miracle. But for me the real miracle is that she was able to forgive and like my mother held no animosity against the Japanese who killed her brothers. 
When I first visited the Philippines when I was 8 years old, Rose asked me, “Is there anything you want my dear?”
Because I saw coconut trees, I said, “I want a coconut.” But in Manila at the time of the year there weren’t any coconuts. Rosie sent some one to go to a northern province and 2 days later… I got my coconut.
When she first moved to the United States, I shared my small room with her. Like most Filipino people, Rose didn’t talk much about herself except when asked. Instead, they ask about you and celebrate in any and all of your accomplishments, no matter how small. For our family, Rose was the last bridge to that era. I hope the people who read this could help pass on that Tita Rose tradition of kindness in their own families with her simple greeting, “What can I do for you, my dear?” 
That Rose is now with her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, whom she prayed to every night of her life, brings peace to all of our family. I send my love to ALL my cousins, her beautiful children, her Grandchildren and Rosie’s Great Grandchildren.
May God Bless you and your families this day as well!
With Salamat and Love,
Robbie
Rob Schneider Instagram - Cosby’s back on tour.

#billcosby #cosby #comedy #robschneider
Rob Schneider Instagram - Nailed it.

#california #robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes
Rob Schneider Instagram - Happy 54th BIRTHDAY to my best pal on the PLANET & the sweetest, most hilarious big hearted human I’ve ever known! Standing next to you on stage & on the big & little screen (5th DECADE!) has & continues to be a THRILL and the best times EVER! I love you brother, ⁦‪@AdamSandler
(Photo from our time in Dublin Ireland for Zohan Premiere!)‬⁩
Rob Schneider Instagram - My dear Elle,
Words are insufficient for me to completely tell you how very happy I am for you and Dan on the news of your baby to be.
I know how much you wanted this and how deeply you love your family. You make your sisters feel like every day with you is their birthday and Christmas. You have a special gift and I could not be more proud of you and I am filled with a happiness that only comes from the bringing of a new life into the world. God’s gift and the universe’s most perfect creation: a baby. As far as being a grandpa, that is still sinking in. And thank you.
But it is the real meaning of relativity that comes to mind. Time and our relation to it. For me it feels as it was only this morning that I held you in my arms and first saw those sparkling blue eyes of yours. I knew that there was a very beautiful and powerful soul that had just come into the world. And soon there will be another joy to behold. The wonder of it all leaves me breathless and awestruck. For in your new child represents the hope of the world. And a reminder that God truly loves us.
With all my heart, I adore you and I love you...
Dad
Rob Schneider Instagram - From the Schneider’s…
We wish a very Merry Christmas to all our friends the whole world over! May this Christmas season bring you close to those you love and keep the memory of those loved ones gone by.
It really is all a gift! And I mean ALL of it! The heart breaks, the big breaks, the roller coaster of this incredible gift of life. It is this time of year where I am reminded of the wise words of Dr. M Scott Peck who said, “This world seems deviously designed with our own personal growth in mind.” In other words, whatever we need to learn this lifetime is going to present itself to us whether we want it to or not. We are all here to learn. The joys, the tears all pass through the years, but as time seems to fly by now, I am more certain than ever that the grace of God 
will continue his blessings on all those that seek refuge in his limitless love and understanding. 
May God bless all of you!
Love,
The Schneider’s
Rob Schneider Instagram - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to mi mundo, mi luz, mi Amor Patricia!
You make our life beautiful! Thank YOU for EVERY DAY. Thank you for our TWO gorgeous girls and thank YOU for believing in me, teaching me and for making me a better person. Thank you for every wonderful Mexican dinner!
I look forward to spending the rest of my life laughing and loving you and raising our niñas!
God bless you, baby!
Te amo para siempre,
Husbando
Rob Schneider Instagram - To the most incredible and gorgeous woman in the world: my wife Patricia Maya. 
Thank you for our family and for filling our lives with love in every way possible! You make life so very beautiful.
Being with you and our sweet and lovely girls, and Elle is my birthday gift every day. 
Te amo, mi corazon ❤️
Rob Schneider Instagram - Mexicans can fix anything.

#mexicans #homerepair #repairs #homeownership #robschneider
Rob Schneider Instagram - Am I wrong? 🤔 

#robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes #joebiden #politicalmemes
Rob Schneider Instagram - 98%

#robschneider #gender #comedy
Rob Schneider Instagram - Congratulations @elleking and Dan! I love you and wish you both happiness and boundless joy.
Elle, you have been a joy for me every day of your life! It just seems like yesterday we were celebrating your 8th birthday in Hong Kong 🇭🇰This lovely and super funny little girl is who I can always see forever in your eyes.
Love,
Dad
Rob Schneider Instagram - If you see either of these two people, please report them to the nearest sandwich place or coffee shop so they can catch up on life in their 50’s!  @adamsandler
Rob Schneider Instagram - HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI AMOR PERFECTA, PATRICIA! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
You are INCREDIBLE! @iampatriciamaya
Rob Schneider Instagram - “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!”
Thank YOU, Sarasota for 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS! @mccurdyscomedyofficial 
RobSchneider.com
Rob Schneider Instagram - Dear Christmas revelers, 
This has to stop. Please!
@JasonMomoa WISHES he had ONE of my beautiful eyes, (my good eye!)
I am going to the gym right now,
I swear. 
Yours truly,
Ula...
(the back of the tree)
Ps. Please WATCH #asianmommamexicankids STREAMING NOW ON @Netflix
Rob Schneider Instagram - It was ME behind the #HamsterMask! Did you guess right? I dedicate my performance to my lovely wife @iampatriciamaya and my beautiful girls; Miranda, Madeline and @elleking 
(I hope Luis Miguel watched! 😃)
#TheMaskedSinger returns Monday for a special episode counting down the best performances on @FOXTV!”
Rob Schneider Instagram - It was ME behind the #HamsterMask! Did you guess right? I dedicate my performance to my lovely wife @iampatriciamaya and my beautiful girls; Miranda, Madeline and @elleking 
(I hope Luis Miguel watched! 😃)
#TheMaskedSinger returns Monday for a special episode counting down the best performances on @FOXTV!”
Rob Schneider Instagram - I wish my Filipina mother, Pilar would have lived to see the day when Asian Americans were no longer discriminated against in Universities in America for simply being Asian.
That day has come!
Thank YOU, US Supreme Court! #GoPinoy
Rob Schneider Instagram - HOME ALONE 3!!
hadn’t seen my pal Macaulay Culkin in 27 years! So glad to catch up again with this terrific young man. We’ll have to have Mack on the podcast @theswhpodcast SOON!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Don’t mind the freudian slip. 😂 

#robschneider #billgates #billclinton #billcosby #conspiracytheory
Rob Schneider Instagram - Part 1.
I want thank ALL of you LOVELY people for their kind birthday wishes for me today on my 60th birthday.
I am the luckiest man in the world.
I have a wonderful partner in life, my beautiful wife Patricia and three lovely daughters; Elle, Miranda and Madeline and my grandson Lucky!!
Today, I am reminded of what Dr. M Scott Peck told me over 30 years ago: At 40, you feel like you can conquer the world and there’s a sense that nothing can stop you.
But at 60 you realize the very real fragility of life and temporariness of it all. A humbling knowledge that there is indeed a time limit for all things and that God’s design though perfect, is precious far beyond its brevity.
Today, I am also reminded of the Hindu story that my friend Bill from Lowell Arkansas told me about a man at his funeral. Looking at the man, “Would this man lying here ask for more riches and Gold from the world? Would this man ask to be more famous and well regarded by others? Would he ask to be taller or look more handsome? No. The only thing this man lying here today would ask for was much simpler…more time.”
If you are reading this now, then you too have time! Use it wisely, use it unwisely too! But USE it. Be IN it. Be aware that you are part of ALL of it and that the separateness you sometimes feel is an illusion. Just as your heart beats without being told, you are as integral to the Sun that fires and the planets that circle it as your heart is a part of you.
For the atheists, God loves you too. The mistake you make is to think the universe is a stupid thing that just bumps into things and expands ignorantly and without reason or intelligence.
And that somehow we human beings, with our intelligence is just some kind of ‘freak’ universal accident.
To you I say this, if there is such a thing as kindness, empathy, compassion and love…it is because you found it in other people. And as my dear friend Norm Macdonald once said, we are part of this universe, indeed a mere fraction of it, so if we have kindness and love, how much more the universe itself.”
For if we are capable of love, it is because it is endemic to the universe itself.
Rob Schneider Instagram - My Good Morning KISS to all of you!!! Dance (and trip) like a caveman! @iampatriciamaya WATCH “REAL ROB” On @netflix again for the FIRST TIME! Also “Asian Momma Mexican Kids!”
Rob Schneider Instagram - The one and only SNOOP DOG!! Incredible show tonight!! Thank YOU again! SNOOP CAN DO IT….
ALL NIGHT LONG!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Nothing like the joy of getting a bike for Christmas and a great feeling to be able to give kids in need one of their own🚲🎅
Rob Schneider Instagram - Never heard an unkind word from this sweet soul. Except almost every thing he said when he was on stage! A nicer man there never was. 
God bless you, Bob.
Rob Schneider Instagram - Daddy Daughter Trip is now available in Walmart, iTunes, Google and pretty soon on Amazon.

So head over to Walmart or click the link in my bio! 
You can do it!
Rob Schneider Instagram - The entire family of the film, Nancy and George Gamble,
“Centurion: The Dancing Stallion” is absolutely heart broken at the devastating news that Julian Figueroa has died. This fine young man was incredibly talented beyond his years. It staggers the mind that a sensitive soul, so loved by his family, friends and fans can be taken from all of us so early in his life. Julian had just started a family and our hearts go out to them and his lovely mother, Maribel Guardia.
We take solace that his wish that he hug his father, Joan Sabastian once again,
has come true.
Con amor,
Tu amigos para siempre ❤️
Rob Schneider Instagram - It’s all about flexibility...
And a good Spanish Wine...
Love to you all...
Rob Schneider Instagram - The Luckiest Guy in the world and the beautiful y multi-talentosa @iampatriciamaya in New Orleans! Patita, you make life incredible every day!
I LOVE YOUUU ❤️ 
Husbando
Rob Schneider Instagram - Columbia Restaurant in Sarasota Florida! The best Cubano Food in America!!
Gracias por todo, Amigos
Rob Schneider Instagram - It’s the Good Life!
Sending lots of love to you and your family this Christmas Season!
Love,
Rob and the Schneider’s
Rob Schneider Instagram - Happy Birthday my dear Elle!
I’m blown away by your incredible spirit, determination and amazing talent! Thank you for Lucky!
You’re an awesome Mama!
You are such a huge inspiration to me and your sisters and Paty!
We love you and can’t wait to see you and hug you soon! Have fun in Hawaii!!
Love,
Dad, Paty, Miranda & Madeline
Rob Schneider Instagram - Case closed? Really?

#whitehouse #caseclosed #robschneider #politics
Rob Schneider Instagram - Happy birthday, Mrs. Schneider!
You make life beautiful and worth every moment! Te amo @iampatriciamaya
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU Atlanta Centerstage Theater for 2 AWESOME SHOWS tonight!! I had a blast!
It’s sooooo great to be BACK ON STAGE! 2 MORE SHOWS TOMORROW NIGHT!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Practicing for when Spades new Netflix show comes on my television.
#MachineGunHandOptional
Rob Schneider Instagram - Are you watching?! “THE WRONG MISSY” Streaming NOW @netflix @davidspade @laurenlapkus @realnickswardson
Rob Schneider Instagram - Happy 93rd Birthday, Momma!
We love you and miss you! And we are grateful for all you did for all of us!
God Bless You
#BitaPilar 
#AlwaysInOurHearts
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Rob Schneider Instagram - I told my wife we should move to Florida.

#robschneider #florida #mexican #cuban
Rob Schneider Instagram - When @foxnation asked me where I wanted to film my comedy special, I immediately thought of Florida!  Who’s coming to the @tampatheatre on April 15th?
Tickets are available now.  Link in Bio.

#robschneider #youcandoit #standupcomedy
Rob Schneider Instagram - Masks, again?! 🤦‍♂️ 

#robschneider #politics #masks
Rob Schneider Instagram - The brilliant comedy legend,
the lovely @JohnCleese and me working on our new film, 
“The Great Emu War” with our pal Monty Franklin
Rob Schneider Instagram - One of my favorite Co-Stars,
Miss Piggy! She spends a lot of time in the make-up trailer but a real looker! “Muppets In Space”
Rob Schneider Instagram - Happy 10 year anniversary,
mi amor! Patricia, you make every day beautiful. You and our girls are my dream come true! 
I Love YOU @iampatriciamaya 
Husbando
Rob Schneider Instagram - On behalf of Norm’s friends,
thank you for your generous outpouring of love… at long last.
You can do it! 
And you could have done it…. sooner.
#normmacdonald
Rob Schneider Instagram - Men can’t have babies.

#robschneider #babies #pregnant
Rob Schneider Instagram - Nobody told me I was fighting tonight!
@UFC @danawhite 
#asianmommamexicankids NOW STREAMING ON @netflix
Rob Schneider Instagram - Immigrants…

#immigrantcity #governorabbott #robschneider #theborder
Rob Schneider Instagram - Dude…. look at this handsome dude. 
@letterman circa 1987

#robschneider #davidletterman #throwback #standupcomedy #dude
Rob Schneider Instagram - UberX or UberPlasticShrinkWrap!
#asianmommamexicankids streaming now on @netflix
Rob Schneider Instagram - The only reason I’m still doing what I do is because of this lovely woman
@iampatriciamaya 
You make everything beautiful!
Every day a joy. And make my life a life of love and happiness.
I love you para siempre ♥️
Rob Schneider Instagram - China 🇨🇳 

#chinese #china #war #politics #foreignpolicy #robschneider
Rob Schneider Instagram - Not nice @iampatriciamaya
Rob Schneider Instagram - Turkey Brine…
2 cups of Sea Salt, 2 cups sugar, bottle of White Wine, apples, oranges, currents, cranberries, honey, 6 cloves crushed garlic, 2 sliced onions, rosemary, thyme,
sage and love ❤️ Let soak in fridge for 8- 18 hours…
Rob Schneider Instagram - Norm Macdonald illuminates for us in his usual brief brilliance that there is no science behind the idea that ‘we are all an accident in this cold and loveless universe and when your dead your dead.’ As Alan Watts says, “If there is such a thing as love and compassion it is because it is endemic to the universe. We didn’t come ‘into’ this world. We came out of it! Just as an apple tree ‘apples,’ this world, ‘peoples.’ “
Rob Schneider Instagram - “GIBSON’S” CHICAGO!
No place I’d rather be!
Pre-Show LUNCH! My pal @iamjamielissow and I will be performing TONIGHT THRU SUNDAY @improvchicago
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU, @iampatriciamaya @iamjamielissow Todd Graves, Ian Vaughn @s8ntfan ,Jennifer Doen and our entire incredible cast and crew in beautiful Arizona for making our film,
“Daddy Daughter Trip” possible!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Had a great morning with my pals, the GLOSSER FAMILY! Max, who is a monster bowler with a ridiculous 181 average!!@maxglosserbowl and Theona who will be displaying her gracefulness in the “Nutcracker” ballet this Fall! @noni_gee1 Give my Love to your mom & dad,
Grandma and Grandpa Glosser & to Uncle Rick & Jeff! 
(This is the last time I’ll be as tall as you.)
Your pal,
Rob
Rob Schneider Instagram - LETS GO @sfgiants BEAT LA 
RobSchneider.com
#BeatLA 
#BeatLAAllNiteLong
Rob Schneider Instagram - This is the lost sketch I did with the great Norm Macdonald that we wrote together, directed by Canadian Film maker Boon Collins, edited by Erik Geisler. We filmed it at my house 10 years ago with the excellent comic actor Buddy Lewis, (Big Stan).
It was as close to what Norm thought was the perfect joke: that being where the punchline is also the set-up. It’s just a Norm tour de force. Norm’s deadpan makes me laugh EVERY time! I hope you enjoy this gem performance by Norm.
“The Gay Marriage Counselor.” 
WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE
Rob Schneider Instagram - It’s all intended to divide us.

#robschneider #politics #democrat #republican #bipartisan
Rob Schneider Instagram - Sometimes in life, God gives you a gift... Here is mine, @elleking 
Give yourself a gift and have a listen to her music! #Love
Rob Schneider Instagram - Con mi hermano @adalramones filmando #amoresamor para @paramountplus Nos moríamos de la risa.
Rob Schneider Instagram - Stay Safe ‘Merica!
Rob Schneider Instagram - P/2

To quote Alan Watts, “For we didn’t come ‘in’ to  the world, we came ‘out’ of it. We are the universe evolving to the point of consciousness, so that the universe, us, can experience existence and life in all it’s wonder and beauty and glorious exuberance.”
Lastly, as I am a new convert to Catholicism, I offer my apology for my lack of Christ’s forgiveness to my fellow man. 
I was so angry at the people who shut down schools and indeed the world and who coerced others to do things against their will which hurt many people deeply.
I offer my unconditional forgiveness and amnesty.
For how can I stay mad at the famous singer who would not let others in to his Broadway show unless they had an experiential jab. I will never forget how kind he was to me and my friends when he was the musical guest on SNL.
How can I continue to hold a grudge against the actor who shamed people like me but has been such a great example for other actors to never give up and keep fighting for their dreams.
How can I still be mad at the lovely actress that said she could no longer be friends with people like me who didn’t get it, knowing how incredibly kind she is with every child she meets.
I am humbled by the example of my mother Pilar and how she was able to forgive the WW2 occupiers of her Philippines who killed both her brothers.
At last it is forgiveness itself that is the gift that we give ourselves because it frees us as The Christ intends for all of us to be free. 
For His gift of ultimate and unlimited forgiveness is indeed the gift for all humanity.
May God bless you and your families now and forever.

With all my “You can do it” love,
Robbie Schneider
Rob Schneider Instagram - Could you imagine?!
What should the new tagline for United be? 😂
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU to all my friends who have come out to see me perform!
I prioritize supporting a country that provides the same Freedoms for my children that made my career possible. This legacy to me is more important to me than the next chapter of my career.
Love to ALL
Rob 
I’m flying to Missouri THIS WEEK FOR 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS!
Rob Schneider Instagram - si sabes que eres el hombre mas gracioso del mundo!
Rob Schneider Instagram - No one is excited about my dinner…
RobSchneider.com for Tour Dates!
Rob Schneider Instagram - My tailor is smart.

#tailor #diet #weightloss #robschneider #comedy #shopping @nordstromrack
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Minneapolis audiences were always incredible because they got to witness the rise of the  brilliant comedian Louie Anderson. A hilarious storyteller and wonderful comic actor and one of the greats of his generation, when you made him laugh it felt very special. Louie was a kind and generous person  to ALL of us.
Rest now…
(Mark Pitta here with Louie and me)
Rob Schneider Instagram - True Story.

Be sure to watch my special on @foxnation 
I’m also bringing a new comedy tour to your city! 

Link in Bio
Rob Schneider Instagram - Buenos Tardes! 
El Trigal 12 month old Manchego goes good with Fermin Jamon Iberico and a Napa Red table wine...
Bon Appetit, amigos!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Buenos Tardes! 
El Trigal 12 month old Manchego goes good with Fermin Jamon Iberico and a Napa Red table wine...
Bon Appetit, amigos!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - Take care of your baristas.

#realrob #coffee #starbucks #barista #coffeelover #tip #gratuity
Rob Schneider Instagram - Bring on da plum sauce!!!!
Happy thanksgiving everyone!
Love,
The Schneiders
Rob Schneider Instagram - My New @Netflix Original Comedy Special, “ASIAN MOMMA, MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11th WORLDWIDE!! @netflixisajoke @netflixlat 
#netflix #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids
Rob Schneider Instagram - Tamalito Pollo de Verde dice el husbando!!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - “ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE! Hope you enjoy it! Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke @elleking @davidspade #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids
Rob Schneider Instagram - THE WRONG MISSY on @netflix MAY 13th!! @davidspade @laurenlapkus @realnickswardson @theswhpodcast
Rob Schneider Instagram - Tampa Bay, Florida…
It’s happening…
I’m filming my comedy Special in a few hours TONIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 15TH
@tampatheatre SEE YOU THERE!!
Rob Schneider Instagram - The man and my “Grown Ups” pal @kevinjamesofficial is back and terrific in his new movie “Home Team” COMING SOON only on @netflix 
(I’m in it, too! 😉)
Rob Schneider Instagram - 🦆
Rob Schneider Instagram - Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian 
Ciudad de Mexico 
#TheGrandLoungelite
Rob Schneider Instagram - Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian 
Ciudad de Mexico 
#TheGrandLoungelite
Rob Schneider Instagram - Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian 
Ciudad de Mexico 
#TheGrandLoungelite
Rob Schneider Instagram - Rob es muy servicial!
Rob Schneider Instagram - I want to thank the tens of thousands of people who came out to see me on my “I HAVE ISSUES TOUR.” I was really touched by all the love,
affection and laughter that you gave me. It is truly the honor of my life to perform my heart out for you and have the opportunity to meet you, say hi and to remind ourselves how great and beautiful our country is. 
Special thanks to my great pal, the hilarious @iamjamielissow for absolutely killing on this tour! The one thing that was true in every city was how much people valued their freedoms. Especially their Freedom of Speech.
Our First amendment Freedom of Speech is the beacon of hope for the entire world. Let’s ALL fight to protect it. Not just for ourselves but for our children and for the people who gave their lives so that we could live in Freedom.
God bless the United States of America.
With love and gratitude,
Rob
Rob Schneider Instagram - I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th,
“ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!”
Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control.
Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me.

🎟️ link in bio 

#tampa #tampatheatre #florida
Rob Schneider Instagram - I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th,
“ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!”
Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control.
Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me.

🎟️ link in bio 

#tampa #tampatheatre #florida
Rob Schneider - 780.3K Likes - Congratulations to the man, the myth, the Champion and now the Mark Twain Award 2023 winner! I LOVE YOU, BROTHER!! YOU DID IT!

780.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Congratulations to the man, the myth, the Champion and now the Mark Twain Award 2023 winner! I LOVE YOU, BROTHER!! YOU DID IT!
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Rob Schneider - 439.3K Likes - What you don’t see….

#homeless #bitcoin #robschneider #comedy

439.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : What you don’t see…. #homeless #bitcoin #robschneider #comedy
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Rob Schneider - 317.3K Likes - The Sandman is gliding into 55 today! Happy Birthday to the man who has made me and the world laugh our tails off for 5 decades and counting! From Studboy on MTV to Opera Man on SNL to Happy Gilmore and so many more. Thank you for all the joy you’ve spread! 
I love you, brother. @adamsandler

317.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : The Sandman is gliding into 55 today! Happy Birthday to the man who has made me and the world laugh our tails off for 5 decades and counting! From Studboy on MTV to Opera Man on SNL to Happy Gilmore and so many more. Thank you for all the joy you’ve spread! I love you, brother. @adamsandler
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Rob Schneider - 233.6K Likes - Norm, I didn’t just like you.
I loved you.
You didn’t just make me laugh.
You made me cry with laughter.
I’m still crying today.
But when I think of you,
my tears will run down my face with all the memories of all the laughter and all the joys that you brought to all of us.
Rest now my good friend.
Love you forever,
Robbie
These are the last pictures I took with him.
This was the last performance Norm did with us… Every one of them was special. 
He was a genius amongst us mere mortals.

233.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Norm, I didn’t just like you. I loved you. You didn’t just make me laugh. You made me cry with laughter. I’m still crying today. But when I think of you, my tears will run down my face with all the memories of all the laughter and all the joys that you brought to all of us. Rest now my good friend. Love you forever, Robbie These are the last pictures I took with him. This was the last performance Norm did with us… Every one of them was special. He was a genius amongst us mere mortals.
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Rob Schneider - 219.2K Likes - This incredible Filipina, my Tita Rose Formoso has passed to join her brothers, Bill and John and her sisters Virginia and my mother Pilar. Rose was 96 years old. She loved to dance and never stopped. As you can clearly see, there’s a kindness in her eyes. Whenever you saw her or called her she would answer with, “What can I do for you, my dear?” Every time I saw her, as a small child or as an adult, she made me feel happy and loved. That she survived the war and the Japanese occupation of the Philippines was a miracle. But for me the real miracle is that she was able to forgive and like my mother held no animosity against the Japanese who killed her brothers. 
When I first visited the Philippines when I was 8 years old, Rose asked me, “Is there anything you want my dear?”
Because I saw coconut trees, I said, “I want a coconut.” But in Manila at the time of the year there weren’t any coconuts. Rosie sent some one to go to a northern province and 2 days later… I got my coconut.
When she first moved to the United States, I shared my small room with her. Like most Filipino people, Rose didn’t talk much about herself except when asked. Instead, they ask about you and celebrate in any and all of your accomplishments, no matter how small. For our family, Rose was the last bridge to that era. I hope the people who read this could help pass on that Tita Rose tradition of kindness in their own families with her simple greeting, “What can I do for you, my dear?” 
That Rose is now with her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, whom she prayed to every night of her life, brings peace to all of our family. I send my love to ALL my cousins, her beautiful children, her Grandchildren and Rosie’s Great Grandchildren.
May God Bless you and your families this day as well!
With Salamat and Love,
Robbie

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Caption : This incredible Filipina, my Tita Rose Formoso has passed to join her brothers, Bill and John and her sisters Virginia and my mother Pilar. Rose was 96 years old. She loved to dance and never stopped. As you can clearly see, there’s a kindness in her eyes. Whenever you saw her or called her she would answer with, “What can I do for you, my dear?” Every time I saw her, as a small child or as an adult, she made me feel happy and loved. That she survived the war and the Japanese occupation of the Philippines was a miracle. But for me the real miracle is that she was able to forgive and like my mother held no animosity against the Japanese who killed her brothers. When I first visited the Philippines when I was 8 years old, Rose asked me, “Is there anything you want my dear?” Because I saw coconut trees, I said, “I want a coconut.” But in Manila at the time of the year there weren’t any coconuts. Rosie sent some one to go to a northern province and 2 days later… I got my coconut. When she first moved to the United States, I shared my small room with her. Like most Filipino people, Rose didn’t talk much about herself except when asked. Instead, they ask about you and celebrate in any and all of your accomplishments, no matter how small. For our family, Rose was the last bridge to that era. I hope the people who read this could help pass on that Tita Rose tradition of kindness in their own families with her simple greeting, “What can I do for you, my dear?” That Rose is now with her Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, whom she prayed to every night of her life, brings peace to all of our family. I send my love to ALL my cousins, her beautiful children, her Grandchildren and Rosie’s Great Grandchildren. May God Bless you and your families this day as well! With Salamat and Love, Robbie
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Rob Schneider - 205.3K Likes - Cosby’s back on tour.

#billcosby #cosby #comedy #robschneider

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Caption : Cosby’s back on tour. #billcosby #cosby #comedy #robschneider
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Rob Schneider - 178K Likes - Nailed it.

#california #robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes

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Caption : Nailed it. #california #robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes
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Rob Schneider - 171.6K Likes - Happy 54th BIRTHDAY to my best pal on the PLANET & the sweetest, most hilarious big hearted human I’ve ever known! Standing next to you on stage & on the big & little screen (5th DECADE!) has & continues to be a THRILL and the best times EVER! I love you brother, ⁦‪@AdamSandler
(Photo from our time in Dublin Ireland for Zohan Premiere!)‬⁩

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Caption : Happy 54th BIRTHDAY to my best pal on the PLANET & the sweetest, most hilarious big hearted human I’ve ever known! Standing next to you on stage & on the big & little screen (5th DECADE!) has & continues to be a THRILL and the best times EVER! I love you brother, ⁦‪@AdamSandler (Photo from our time in Dublin Ireland for Zohan Premiere!)‬⁩
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Rob Schneider - 166.1K Likes - My dear Elle,
Words are insufficient for me to completely tell you how very happy I am for you and Dan on the news of your baby to be.
I know how much you wanted this and how deeply you love your family. You make your sisters feel like every day with you is their birthday and Christmas. You have a special gift and I could not be more proud of you and I am filled with a happiness that only comes from the bringing of a new life into the world. God’s gift and the universe’s most perfect creation: a baby. As far as being a grandpa, that is still sinking in. And thank you.
But it is the real meaning of relativity that comes to mind. Time and our relation to it. For me it feels as it was only this morning that I held you in my arms and first saw those sparkling blue eyes of yours. I knew that there was a very beautiful and powerful soul that had just come into the world. And soon there will be another joy to behold. The wonder of it all leaves me breathless and awestruck. For in your new child represents the hope of the world. And a reminder that God truly loves us.
With all my heart, I adore you and I love you...
Dad

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Caption : My dear Elle, Words are insufficient for me to completely tell you how very happy I am for you and Dan on the news of your baby to be. I know how much you wanted this and how deeply you love your family. You make your sisters feel like every day with you is their birthday and Christmas. You have a special gift and I could not be more proud of you and I am filled with a happiness that only comes from the bringing of a new life into the world. God’s gift and the universe’s most perfect creation: a baby. As far as being a grandpa, that is still sinking in. And thank you. But it is the real meaning of relativity that comes to mind. Time and our relation to it. For me it feels as it was only this morning that I held you in my arms and first saw those sparkling blue eyes of yours. I knew that there was a very beautiful and powerful soul that had just come into the world. And soon there will be another joy to behold. The wonder of it all leaves me breathless and awestruck. For in your new child represents the hope of the world. And a reminder that God truly loves us. With all my heart, I adore you and I love you… Dad
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Rob Schneider - 165.2K Likes - From the Schneider’s…
We wish a very Merry Christmas to all our friends the whole world over! May this Christmas season bring you close to those you love and keep the memory of those loved ones gone by.
It really is all a gift! And I mean ALL of it! The heart breaks, the big breaks, the roller coaster of this incredible gift of life. It is this time of year where I am reminded of the wise words of Dr. M Scott Peck who said, “This world seems deviously designed with our own personal growth in mind.” In other words, whatever we need to learn this lifetime is going to present itself to us whether we want it to or not. We are all here to learn. The joys, the tears all pass through the years, but as time seems to fly by now, I am more certain than ever that the grace of God 
will continue his blessings on all those that seek refuge in his limitless love and understanding. 
May God bless all of you!
Love,
The Schneider’s

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Caption : From the Schneider’s… We wish a very Merry Christmas to all our friends the whole world over! May this Christmas season bring you close to those you love and keep the memory of those loved ones gone by. It really is all a gift! And I mean ALL of it! The heart breaks, the big breaks, the roller coaster of this incredible gift of life. It is this time of year where I am reminded of the wise words of Dr. M Scott Peck who said, “This world seems deviously designed with our own personal growth in mind.” In other words, whatever we need to learn this lifetime is going to present itself to us whether we want it to or not. We are all here to learn. The joys, the tears all pass through the years, but as time seems to fly by now, I am more certain than ever that the grace of God will continue his blessings on all those that seek refuge in his limitless love and understanding. May God bless all of you! Love, The Schneider’s
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Rob Schneider - 154.8K Likes - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to mi mundo, mi luz, mi Amor Patricia!
You make our life beautiful! Thank YOU for EVERY DAY. Thank you for our TWO gorgeous girls and thank YOU for believing in me, teaching me and for making me a better person. Thank you for every wonderful Mexican dinner!
I look forward to spending the rest of my life laughing and loving you and raising our niñas!
God bless you, baby!
Te amo para siempre,
Husbando

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Caption : HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to mi mundo, mi luz, mi Amor Patricia! You make our life beautiful! Thank YOU for EVERY DAY. Thank you for our TWO gorgeous girls and thank YOU for believing in me, teaching me and for making me a better person. Thank you for every wonderful Mexican dinner! I look forward to spending the rest of my life laughing and loving you and raising our niñas! God bless you, baby! Te amo para siempre, Husbando
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Rob Schneider - 137.3K Likes - To the most incredible and gorgeous woman in the world: my wife Patricia Maya. 
Thank you for our family and for filling our lives with love in every way possible! You make life so very beautiful.
Being with you and our sweet and lovely girls, and Elle is my birthday gift every day. 
Te amo, mi corazon ❤️

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Caption : To the most incredible and gorgeous woman in the world: my wife Patricia Maya. Thank you for our family and for filling our lives with love in every way possible! You make life so very beautiful. Being with you and our sweet and lovely girls, and Elle is my birthday gift every day. Te amo, mi corazon ❤️
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Rob Schneider - 136.5K Likes - Mexicans can fix anything.

#mexicans #homerepair #repairs #homeownership #robschneider

136.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Mexicans can fix anything. #mexicans #homerepair #repairs #homeownership #robschneider
Likes : 136527
Rob Schneider - 134.8K Likes - Am I wrong? 🤔 

#robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes #joebiden #politicalmemes

134.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Am I wrong? 🤔 #robschneider #standupcomedy #jokes #joebiden #politicalmemes
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Rob Schneider - 124.1K Likes - 98%

#robschneider #gender #comedy

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Caption : 98% #robschneider #gender #comedy
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Rob Schneider - 113.8K Likes - Congratulations @elleking and Dan! I love you and wish you both happiness and boundless joy.
Elle, you have been a joy for me every day of your life! It just seems like yesterday we were celebrating your 8th birthday in Hong Kong 🇭🇰This lovely and super funny little girl is who I can always see forever in your eyes.
Love,
Dad

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Caption : Congratulations @elleking and Dan! I love you and wish you both happiness and boundless joy. Elle, you have been a joy for me every day of your life! It just seems like yesterday we were celebrating your 8th birthday in Hong Kong 🇭🇰This lovely and super funny little girl is who I can always see forever in your eyes. Love, Dad
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Rob Schneider - 111.7K Likes - If you see either of these two people, please report them to the nearest sandwich place or coffee shop so they can catch up on life in their 50’s!  @adamsandler

111.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : If you see either of these two people, please report them to the nearest sandwich place or coffee shop so they can catch up on life in their 50’s! @adamsandler
Likes : 111732
Rob Schneider - 111K Likes - HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI AMOR PERFECTA, PATRICIA! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
You are INCREDIBLE! @iampatriciamaya

111K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : HAPPY BIRTHDAY MI AMOR PERFECTA, PATRICIA! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART! You are INCREDIBLE! @iampatriciamaya
Likes : 110980
Rob Schneider - 110.6K Likes - “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!”
Thank YOU, Sarasota for 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS! @mccurdyscomedyofficial 
RobSchneider.com

110.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!” Thank YOU, Sarasota for 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS! @mccurdyscomedyofficial RobSchneider.com
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Rob Schneider - 110.5K Likes - Dear Christmas revelers, 
This has to stop. Please!
@JasonMomoa WISHES he had ONE of my beautiful eyes, (my good eye!)
I am going to the gym right now,
I swear. 
Yours truly,
Ula...
(the back of the tree)
Ps. Please WATCH #asianmommamexicankids STREAMING NOW ON @Netflix

110.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Dear Christmas revelers, This has to stop. Please! @JasonMomoa WISHES he had ONE of my beautiful eyes, (my good eye!) I am going to the gym right now, I swear. Yours truly, Ula… (the back of the tree) Ps. Please WATCH #asianmommamexicankids STREAMING NOW ON @Netflix
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Rob Schneider - 109.9K Likes - It was ME behind the #HamsterMask! Did you guess right? I dedicate my performance to my lovely wife @iampatriciamaya and my beautiful girls; Miranda, Madeline and @elleking 
(I hope Luis Miguel watched! 😃)
#TheMaskedSinger returns Monday for a special episode counting down the best performances on @FOXTV!”

109.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : It was ME behind the #HamsterMask! Did you guess right? I dedicate my performance to my lovely wife @iampatriciamaya and my beautiful girls; Miranda, Madeline and @elleking (I hope Luis Miguel watched! 😃) #TheMaskedSinger returns Monday for a special episode counting down the best performances on @FOXTV!”
Likes : 109938
Rob Schneider - 109.9K Likes - It was ME behind the #HamsterMask! Did you guess right? I dedicate my performance to my lovely wife @iampatriciamaya and my beautiful girls; Miranda, Madeline and @elleking 
(I hope Luis Miguel watched! 😃)
#TheMaskedSinger returns Monday for a special episode counting down the best performances on @FOXTV!”

109.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : It was ME behind the #HamsterMask! Did you guess right? I dedicate my performance to my lovely wife @iampatriciamaya and my beautiful girls; Miranda, Madeline and @elleking (I hope Luis Miguel watched! 😃) #TheMaskedSinger returns Monday for a special episode counting down the best performances on @FOXTV!”
Likes : 109938
Rob Schneider - 109K Likes - I wish my Filipina mother, Pilar would have lived to see the day when Asian Americans were no longer discriminated against in Universities in America for simply being Asian.
That day has come!
Thank YOU, US Supreme Court! #GoPinoy

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Caption : I wish my Filipina mother, Pilar would have lived to see the day when Asian Americans were no longer discriminated against in Universities in America for simply being Asian. That day has come! Thank YOU, US Supreme Court! #GoPinoy
Likes : 109042
Rob Schneider - 103.9K Likes - HOME ALONE 3!!
hadn’t seen my pal Macaulay Culkin in 27 years! So glad to catch up again with this terrific young man. We’ll have to have Mack on the podcast @theswhpodcast SOON!

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Caption : HOME ALONE 3!! hadn’t seen my pal Macaulay Culkin in 27 years! So glad to catch up again with this terrific young man. We’ll have to have Mack on the podcast @theswhpodcast SOON!
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Rob Schneider - 99.1K Likes - Don’t mind the freudian slip. 😂 

#robschneider #billgates #billclinton #billcosby #conspiracytheory

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Caption : Don’t mind the freudian slip. 😂 #robschneider #billgates #billclinton #billcosby #conspiracytheory
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Rob Schneider - 91.2K Likes - Part 1.
I want thank ALL of you LOVELY people for their kind birthday wishes for me today on my 60th birthday.
I am the luckiest man in the world.
I have a wonderful partner in life, my beautiful wife Patricia and three lovely daughters; Elle, Miranda and Madeline and my grandson Lucky!!
Today, I am reminded of what Dr. M Scott Peck told me over 30 years ago: At 40, you feel like you can conquer the world and there’s a sense that nothing can stop you.
But at 60 you realize the very real fragility of life and temporariness of it all. A humbling knowledge that there is indeed a time limit for all things and that God’s design though perfect, is precious far beyond its brevity.
Today, I am also reminded of the Hindu story that my friend Bill from Lowell Arkansas told me about a man at his funeral. Looking at the man, “Would this man lying here ask for more riches and Gold from the world? Would this man ask to be more famous and well regarded by others? Would he ask to be taller or look more handsome? No. The only thing this man lying here today would ask for was much simpler…more time.”
If you are reading this now, then you too have time! Use it wisely, use it unwisely too! But USE it. Be IN it. Be aware that you are part of ALL of it and that the separateness you sometimes feel is an illusion. Just as your heart beats without being told, you are as integral to the Sun that fires and the planets that circle it as your heart is a part of you.
For the atheists, God loves you too. The mistake you make is to think the universe is a stupid thing that just bumps into things and expands ignorantly and without reason or intelligence.
And that somehow we human beings, with our intelligence is just some kind of ‘freak’ universal accident.
To you I say this, if there is such a thing as kindness, empathy, compassion and love…it is because you found it in other people. And as my dear friend Norm Macdonald once said, we are part of this universe, indeed a mere fraction of it, so if we have kindness and love, how much more the universe itself.”
For if we are capable of love, it is because it is endemic to the universe itself.

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Caption : Part 1. I want thank ALL of you LOVELY people for their kind birthday wishes for me today on my 60th birthday. I am the luckiest man in the world. I have a wonderful partner in life, my beautiful wife Patricia and three lovely daughters; Elle, Miranda and Madeline and my grandson Lucky!! Today, I am reminded of what Dr. M Scott Peck told me over 30 years ago: At 40, you feel like you can conquer the world and there’s a sense that nothing can stop you. But at 60 you realize the very real fragility of life and temporariness of it all. A humbling knowledge that there is indeed a time limit for all things and that God’s design though perfect, is precious far beyond its brevity. Today, I am also reminded of the Hindu story that my friend Bill from Lowell Arkansas told me about a man at his funeral. Looking at the man, “Would this man lying here ask for more riches and Gold from the world? Would this man ask to be more famous and well regarded by others? Would he ask to be taller or look more handsome? No. The only thing this man lying here today would ask for was much simpler…more time.” If you are reading this now, then you too have time! Use it wisely, use it unwisely too! But USE it. Be IN it. Be aware that you are part of ALL of it and that the separateness you sometimes feel is an illusion. Just as your heart beats without being told, you are as integral to the Sun that fires and the planets that circle it as your heart is a part of you. For the atheists, God loves you too. The mistake you make is to think the universe is a stupid thing that just bumps into things and expands ignorantly and without reason or intelligence. And that somehow we human beings, with our intelligence is just some kind of ‘freak’ universal accident. To you I say this, if there is such a thing as kindness, empathy, compassion and love…it is because you found it in other people. And as my dear friend Norm Macdonald once said, we are part of this universe, indeed a mere fraction of it, so if we have kindness and love, how much more the universe itself.” For if we are capable of love, it is because it is endemic to the universe itself.
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Rob Schneider - 91.1K Likes - My Good Morning KISS to all of you!!! Dance (and trip) like a caveman! @iampatriciamaya WATCH “REAL ROB” On @netflix again for the FIRST TIME! Also “Asian Momma Mexican Kids!”

91.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : My Good Morning KISS to all of you!!! Dance (and trip) like a caveman! @iampatriciamaya WATCH “REAL ROB” On @netflix again for the FIRST TIME! Also “Asian Momma Mexican Kids!”
Likes : 91132
Rob Schneider - 84.3K Likes - The one and only SNOOP DOG!! Incredible show tonight!! Thank YOU again! SNOOP CAN DO IT….
ALL NIGHT LONG!!

84.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : The one and only SNOOP DOG!! Incredible show tonight!! Thank YOU again! SNOOP CAN DO IT…. ALL NIGHT LONG!!
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Rob Schneider - 82.7K Likes - Nothing like the joy of getting a bike for Christmas and a great feeling to be able to give kids in need one of their own🚲🎅

82.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Nothing like the joy of getting a bike for Christmas and a great feeling to be able to give kids in need one of their own🚲🎅
Likes : 82689
Rob Schneider - 75.3K Likes - Never heard an unkind word from this sweet soul. Except almost every thing he said when he was on stage! A nicer man there never was. 
God bless you, Bob.

75.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Never heard an unkind word from this sweet soul. Except almost every thing he said when he was on stage! A nicer man there never was. God bless you, Bob.
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Rob Schneider - 71.9K Likes - Daddy Daughter Trip is now available in Walmart, iTunes, Google and pretty soon on Amazon.

So head over to Walmart or click the link in my bio! 
You can do it!

71.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Daddy Daughter Trip is now available in Walmart, iTunes, Google and pretty soon on Amazon. So head over to Walmart or click the link in my bio! You can do it!
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Rob Schneider - 70.8K Likes - The entire family of the film, Nancy and George Gamble,
“Centurion: The Dancing Stallion” is absolutely heart broken at the devastating news that Julian Figueroa has died. This fine young man was incredibly talented beyond his years. It staggers the mind that a sensitive soul, so loved by his family, friends and fans can be taken from all of us so early in his life. Julian had just started a family and our hearts go out to them and his lovely mother, Maribel Guardia.
We take solace that his wish that he hug his father, Joan Sabastian once again,
has come true.
Con amor,
Tu amigos para siempre ❤️

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Caption : The entire family of the film, Nancy and George Gamble, “Centurion: The Dancing Stallion” is absolutely heart broken at the devastating news that Julian Figueroa has died. This fine young man was incredibly talented beyond his years. It staggers the mind that a sensitive soul, so loved by his family, friends and fans can be taken from all of us so early in his life. Julian had just started a family and our hearts go out to them and his lovely mother, Maribel Guardia. We take solace that his wish that he hug his father, Joan Sabastian once again, has come true. Con amor, Tu amigos para siempre ❤️
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Rob Schneider - 70.2K Likes - It’s all about flexibility...
And a good Spanish Wine...
Love to you all...

70.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : It’s all about flexibility… And a good Spanish Wine… Love to you all…
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Rob Schneider - 68K Likes - The Luckiest Guy in the world and the beautiful y multi-talentosa @iampatriciamaya in New Orleans! Patita, you make life incredible every day!
I LOVE YOUUU ❤️ 
Husbando

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Caption : The Luckiest Guy in the world and the beautiful y multi-talentosa @iampatriciamaya in New Orleans! Patita, you make life incredible every day! I LOVE YOUUU ❤️ Husbando
Likes : 67972
Rob Schneider - 64.2K Likes - Columbia Restaurant in Sarasota Florida! The best Cubano Food in America!!
Gracias por todo, Amigos

64.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Columbia Restaurant in Sarasota Florida! The best Cubano Food in America!! Gracias por todo, Amigos
Likes : 64239
Rob Schneider - 57.3K Likes - It’s the Good Life!
Sending lots of love to you and your family this Christmas Season!
Love,
Rob and the Schneider’s

57.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : It’s the Good Life! Sending lots of love to you and your family this Christmas Season! Love, Rob and the Schneider’s
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Rob Schneider - 56.8K Likes - Happy Birthday my dear Elle!
I’m blown away by your incredible spirit, determination and amazing talent! Thank you for Lucky!
You’re an awesome Mama!
You are such a huge inspiration to me and your sisters and Paty!
We love you and can’t wait to see you and hug you soon! Have fun in Hawaii!!
Love,
Dad, Paty, Miranda & Madeline

56.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Happy Birthday my dear Elle! I’m blown away by your incredible spirit, determination and amazing talent! Thank you for Lucky! You’re an awesome Mama! You are such a huge inspiration to me and your sisters and Paty! We love you and can’t wait to see you and hug you soon! Have fun in Hawaii!! Love, Dad, Paty, Miranda & Madeline
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Rob Schneider - 56.3K Likes - Case closed? Really?

#whitehouse #caseclosed #robschneider #politics

56.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Case closed? Really? #whitehouse #caseclosed #robschneider #politics
Likes : 56259
Rob Schneider - 56.1K Likes - Happy birthday, Mrs. Schneider!
You make life beautiful and worth every moment! Te amo @iampatriciamaya

56.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Happy birthday, Mrs. Schneider! You make life beautiful and worth every moment! Te amo @iampatriciamaya
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Rob Schneider - 55.1K Likes - Thank YOU Atlanta Centerstage Theater for 2 AWESOME SHOWS tonight!! I had a blast!
It’s sooooo great to be BACK ON STAGE! 2 MORE SHOWS TOMORROW NIGHT!!

55.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU Atlanta Centerstage Theater for 2 AWESOME SHOWS tonight!! I had a blast! It’s sooooo great to be BACK ON STAGE! 2 MORE SHOWS TOMORROW NIGHT!!
Likes : 55092
Rob Schneider - 53.9K Likes - Practicing for when Spades new Netflix show comes on my television.
#MachineGunHandOptional

53.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Practicing for when Spades new Netflix show comes on my television. #MachineGunHandOptional
Likes : 53901
Rob Schneider - 53.2K Likes - Are you watching?! “THE WRONG MISSY” Streaming NOW @netflix @davidspade @laurenlapkus @realnickswardson

53.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Are you watching?! “THE WRONG MISSY” Streaming NOW @netflix @davidspade @laurenlapkus @realnickswardson
Likes : 53212
Rob Schneider - 51.4K Likes - Happy 93rd Birthday, Momma!
We love you and miss you! And we are grateful for all you did for all of us!
God Bless You
#BitaPilar 
#AlwaysInOurHearts

51.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Happy 93rd Birthday, Momma! We love you and miss you! And we are grateful for all you did for all of us! God Bless You #BitaPilar #AlwaysInOurHearts
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Rob Schneider - 50.8K Likes -

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Caption :
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Rob Schneider - 50.7K Likes - I told my wife we should move to Florida.

#robschneider #florida #mexican #cuban

50.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : I told my wife we should move to Florida. #robschneider #florida #mexican #cuban
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Rob Schneider - 50.2K Likes - When @foxnation asked me where I wanted to film my comedy special, I immediately thought of Florida!  Who’s coming to the @tampatheatre on April 15th?
Tickets are available now.  Link in Bio.

#robschneider #youcandoit #standupcomedy

50.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : When @foxnation asked me where I wanted to film my comedy special, I immediately thought of Florida! Who’s coming to the @tampatheatre on April 15th? Tickets are available now. Link in Bio. #robschneider #youcandoit #standupcomedy
Likes : 50180
Rob Schneider - 49.4K Likes - Masks, again?! 🤦‍♂️ 

#robschneider #politics #masks

49.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Masks, again?! 🤦‍♂️ #robschneider #politics #masks
Likes : 49413
Rob Schneider - 49.4K Likes - The brilliant comedy legend,
the lovely @JohnCleese and me working on our new film, 
“The Great Emu War” with our pal Monty Franklin

49.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : The brilliant comedy legend, the lovely @JohnCleese and me working on our new film, “The Great Emu War” with our pal Monty Franklin
Likes : 49358
Rob Schneider - 48.6K Likes - One of my favorite Co-Stars,
Miss Piggy! She spends a lot of time in the make-up trailer but a real looker! “Muppets In Space”

48.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : One of my favorite Co-Stars, Miss Piggy! She spends a lot of time in the make-up trailer but a real looker! “Muppets In Space”
Likes : 48599
Rob Schneider - 48.6K Likes - Happy 10 year anniversary,
mi amor! Patricia, you make every day beautiful. You and our girls are my dream come true! 
I Love YOU @iampatriciamaya 
Husbando

48.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Happy 10 year anniversary, mi amor! Patricia, you make every day beautiful. You and our girls are my dream come true! I Love YOU @iampatriciamaya Husbando
Likes : 48568
Rob Schneider - 47.9K Likes - On behalf of Norm’s friends,
thank you for your generous outpouring of love… at long last.
You can do it! 
And you could have done it…. sooner.
#normmacdonald

47.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : On behalf of Norm’s friends, thank you for your generous outpouring of love… at long last. You can do it! And you could have done it…. sooner. #normmacdonald
Likes : 47858
Rob Schneider - 46.8K Likes - Men can’t have babies.

#robschneider #babies #pregnant

46.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Men can’t have babies. #robschneider #babies #pregnant
Likes : 46759
Rob Schneider - 44.2K Likes - Nobody told me I was fighting tonight!
@UFC @danawhite 
#asianmommamexicankids NOW STREAMING ON @netflix

44.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Nobody told me I was fighting tonight! @UFC @danawhite #asianmommamexicankids NOW STREAMING ON @netflix
Likes : 44246
Rob Schneider - 44.1K Likes - Immigrants…

#immigrantcity #governorabbott #robschneider #theborder

44.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Immigrants… #immigrantcity #governorabbott #robschneider #theborder
Likes : 44143
Rob Schneider - 43.5K Likes - Dude…. look at this handsome dude. 
@letterman circa 1987

#robschneider #davidletterman #throwback #standupcomedy #dude

43.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Dude…. look at this handsome dude. @letterman circa 1987 #robschneider #davidletterman #throwback #standupcomedy #dude
Likes : 43473
Rob Schneider - 42.7K Likes - UberX or UberPlasticShrinkWrap!
#asianmommamexicankids streaming now on @netflix

42.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : UberX or UberPlasticShrinkWrap! #asianmommamexicankids streaming now on @netflix
Likes : 42712
Rob Schneider - 40.3K Likes - The only reason I’m still doing what I do is because of this lovely woman
@iampatriciamaya 
You make everything beautiful!
Every day a joy. And make my life a life of love and happiness.
I love you para siempre ♥️

40.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : The only reason I’m still doing what I do is because of this lovely woman @iampatriciamaya You make everything beautiful! Every day a joy. And make my life a life of love and happiness. I love you para siempre ♥️
Likes : 40313
Rob Schneider - 38.2K Likes - China 🇨🇳 

#chinese #china #war #politics #foreignpolicy #robschneider

38.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : China 🇨🇳 #chinese #china #war #politics #foreignpolicy #robschneider
Likes : 38176
Rob Schneider - 36.7K Likes - Not nice @iampatriciamaya

36.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Not nice @iampatriciamaya
Likes : 36744
Rob Schneider - 35.6K Likes - Turkey Brine…
2 cups of Sea Salt, 2 cups sugar, bottle of White Wine, apples, oranges, currents, cranberries, honey, 6 cloves crushed garlic, 2 sliced onions, rosemary, thyme,
sage and love ❤️ Let soak in fridge for 8- 18 hours…

35.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Turkey Brine… 2 cups of Sea Salt, 2 cups sugar, bottle of White Wine, apples, oranges, currents, cranberries, honey, 6 cloves crushed garlic, 2 sliced onions, rosemary, thyme, sage and love ❤️ Let soak in fridge for 8- 18 hours…
Likes : 35601
Rob Schneider - 35.5K Likes - Norm Macdonald illuminates for us in his usual brief brilliance that there is no science behind the idea that ‘we are all an accident in this cold and loveless universe and when your dead your dead.’ As Alan Watts says, “If there is such a thing as love and compassion it is because it is endemic to the universe. We didn’t come ‘into’ this world. We came out of it! Just as an apple tree ‘apples,’ this world, ‘peoples.’ “

35.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Norm Macdonald illuminates for us in his usual brief brilliance that there is no science behind the idea that ‘we are all an accident in this cold and loveless universe and when your dead your dead.’ As Alan Watts says, “If there is such a thing as love and compassion it is because it is endemic to the universe. We didn’t come ‘into’ this world. We came out of it! Just as an apple tree ‘apples,’ this world, ‘peoples.’ “
Likes : 35472
Rob Schneider - 35.2K Likes - “GIBSON’S” CHICAGO!
No place I’d rather be!
Pre-Show LUNCH! My pal @iamjamielissow and I will be performing TONIGHT THRU SUNDAY @improvchicago

35.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : “GIBSON’S” CHICAGO! No place I’d rather be! Pre-Show LUNCH! My pal @iamjamielissow and I will be performing TONIGHT THRU SUNDAY @improvchicago
Likes : 35205
Rob Schneider - 35.1K Likes - Thank YOU, @iampatriciamaya @iamjamielissow Todd Graves, Ian Vaughn @s8ntfan ,Jennifer Doen and our entire incredible cast and crew in beautiful Arizona for making our film,
“Daddy Daughter Trip” possible!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

35.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU, @iampatriciamaya @iamjamielissow Todd Graves, Ian Vaughn @s8ntfan ,Jennifer Doen and our entire incredible cast and crew in beautiful Arizona for making our film, “Daddy Daughter Trip” possible!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Likes : 35058
Rob Schneider - 34.9K Likes - Had a great morning with my pals, the GLOSSER FAMILY! Max, who is a monster bowler with a ridiculous 181 average!!@maxglosserbowl and Theona who will be displaying her gracefulness in the “Nutcracker” ballet this Fall! @noni_gee1 Give my Love to your mom & dad,
Grandma and Grandpa Glosser & to Uncle Rick & Jeff! 
(This is the last time I’ll be as tall as you.)
Your pal,
Rob

34.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Had a great morning with my pals, the GLOSSER FAMILY! Max, who is a monster bowler with a ridiculous 181 average!!@maxglosserbowl and Theona who will be displaying her gracefulness in the “Nutcracker” ballet this Fall! @noni_gee1 Give my Love to your mom & dad, Grandma and Grandpa Glosser & to Uncle Rick & Jeff! (This is the last time I’ll be as tall as you.) Your pal, Rob
Likes : 34903
Rob Schneider - 34.8K Likes - LETS GO @sfgiants BEAT LA 
RobSchneider.com
#BeatLA 
#BeatLAAllNiteLong

34.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : LETS GO @sfgiants BEAT LA RobSchneider.com #BeatLA #BeatLAAllNiteLong
Likes : 34849
Rob Schneider - 33.2K Likes - This is the lost sketch I did with the great Norm Macdonald that we wrote together, directed by Canadian Film maker Boon Collins, edited by Erik Geisler. We filmed it at my house 10 years ago with the excellent comic actor Buddy Lewis, (Big Stan).
It was as close to what Norm thought was the perfect joke: that being where the punchline is also the set-up. It’s just a Norm tour de force. Norm’s deadpan makes me laugh EVERY time! I hope you enjoy this gem performance by Norm.
“The Gay Marriage Counselor.” 
WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE

33.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : This is the lost sketch I did with the great Norm Macdonald that we wrote together, directed by Canadian Film maker Boon Collins, edited by Erik Geisler. We filmed it at my house 10 years ago with the excellent comic actor Buddy Lewis, (Big Stan). It was as close to what Norm thought was the perfect joke: that being where the punchline is also the set-up. It’s just a Norm tour de force. Norm’s deadpan makes me laugh EVERY time! I hope you enjoy this gem performance by Norm. “The Gay Marriage Counselor.” WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE
Likes : 33213
Rob Schneider - 32.3K Likes - It’s all intended to divide us.

#robschneider #politics #democrat #republican #bipartisan

32.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : It’s all intended to divide us. #robschneider #politics #democrat #republican #bipartisan
Likes : 32315
Rob Schneider - 31.1K Likes - Sometimes in life, God gives you a gift... Here is mine, @elleking 
Give yourself a gift and have a listen to her music! #Love

31.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Sometimes in life, God gives you a gift… Here is mine, @elleking Give yourself a gift and have a listen to her music! #Love
Likes : 31058
Rob Schneider - 30.6K Likes - Con mi hermano @adalramones filmando #amoresamor para @paramountplus Nos moríamos de la risa.

30.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Con mi hermano @adalramones filmando #amoresamor para @paramountplus Nos moríamos de la risa.
Likes : 30604
Rob Schneider - 29.9K Likes - Stay Safe ‘Merica!

29.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Stay Safe ‘Merica!
Likes : 29915
Rob Schneider - 29.4K Likes - P/2

To quote Alan Watts, “For we didn’t come ‘in’ to  the world, we came ‘out’ of it. We are the universe evolving to the point of consciousness, so that the universe, us, can experience existence and life in all it’s wonder and beauty and glorious exuberance.”
Lastly, as I am a new convert to Catholicism, I offer my apology for my lack of Christ’s forgiveness to my fellow man. 
I was so angry at the people who shut down schools and indeed the world and who coerced others to do things against their will which hurt many people deeply.
I offer my unconditional forgiveness and amnesty.
For how can I stay mad at the famous singer who would not let others in to his Broadway show unless they had an experiential jab. I will never forget how kind he was to me and my friends when he was the musical guest on SNL.
How can I continue to hold a grudge against the actor who shamed people like me but has been such a great example for other actors to never give up and keep fighting for their dreams.
How can I still be mad at the lovely actress that said she could no longer be friends with people like me who didn’t get it, knowing how incredibly kind she is with every child she meets.
I am humbled by the example of my mother Pilar and how she was able to forgive the WW2 occupiers of her Philippines who killed both her brothers.
At last it is forgiveness itself that is the gift that we give ourselves because it frees us as The Christ intends for all of us to be free. 
For His gift of ultimate and unlimited forgiveness is indeed the gift for all humanity.
May God bless you and your families now and forever.

With all my “You can do it” love,
Robbie Schneider

29.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : P/2 To quote Alan Watts, “For we didn’t come ‘in’ to the world, we came ‘out’ of it. We are the universe evolving to the point of consciousness, so that the universe, us, can experience existence and life in all it’s wonder and beauty and glorious exuberance.” Lastly, as I am a new convert to Catholicism, I offer my apology for my lack of Christ’s forgiveness to my fellow man. I was so angry at the people who shut down schools and indeed the world and who coerced others to do things against their will which hurt many people deeply. I offer my unconditional forgiveness and amnesty. For how can I stay mad at the famous singer who would not let others in to his Broadway show unless they had an experiential jab. I will never forget how kind he was to me and my friends when he was the musical guest on SNL. How can I continue to hold a grudge against the actor who shamed people like me but has been such a great example for other actors to never give up and keep fighting for their dreams. How can I still be mad at the lovely actress that said she could no longer be friends with people like me who didn’t get it, knowing how incredibly kind she is with every child she meets. I am humbled by the example of my mother Pilar and how she was able to forgive the WW2 occupiers of her Philippines who killed both her brothers. At last it is forgiveness itself that is the gift that we give ourselves because it frees us as The Christ intends for all of us to be free. For His gift of ultimate and unlimited forgiveness is indeed the gift for all humanity. May God bless you and your families now and forever. With all my “You can do it” love, Robbie Schneider
Likes : 29385
Rob Schneider - 28.7K Likes - Could you imagine?!
What should the new tagline for United be? 😂

28.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Could you imagine?! What should the new tagline for United be? 😂
Likes : 28746
Rob Schneider - 28.6K Likes - Thank YOU to all my friends who have come out to see me perform!
I prioritize supporting a country that provides the same Freedoms for my children that made my career possible. This legacy to me is more important to me than the next chapter of my career.
Love to ALL
Rob 
I’m flying to Missouri THIS WEEK FOR 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS!

28.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU to all my friends who have come out to see me perform! I prioritize supporting a country that provides the same Freedoms for my children that made my career possible. This legacy to me is more important to me than the next chapter of my career. Love to ALL Rob I’m flying to Missouri THIS WEEK FOR 7 SOLD OUT SHOWS!
Likes : 28579
Rob Schneider - 27.9K Likes - si sabes que eres el hombre mas gracioso del mundo!

27.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : si sabes que eres el hombre mas gracioso del mundo!
Likes : 27873
Rob Schneider - 26.7K Likes - No one is excited about my dinner…
RobSchneider.com for Tour Dates!

26.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : No one is excited about my dinner… RobSchneider.com for Tour Dates!
Likes : 26737
Rob Schneider - 26.5K Likes - My tailor is smart.

#tailor #diet #weightloss #robschneider #comedy #shopping @nordstromrack

26.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : My tailor is smart. #tailor #diet #weightloss #robschneider #comedy #shopping @nordstromrack
Likes : 26534
Rob Schneider - 26.5K Likes - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!

26.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Likes : 26467
Rob Schneider - 26.5K Likes - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!

26.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Likes : 26467
Rob Schneider - 26.5K Likes - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!

26.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Likes : 26467
Rob Schneider - 26.5K Likes - Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!

26.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Thank YOU Ventura County Fairgrounds for such a great welcome for @davidspade and me! We had a BLAST! Thanks Mark Webb for awesome Pics!
Likes : 26467
Rob Schneider - 25K Likes - Minneapolis audiences were always incredible because they got to witness the rise of the  brilliant comedian Louie Anderson. A hilarious storyteller and wonderful comic actor and one of the greats of his generation, when you made him laugh it felt very special. Louie was a kind and generous person  to ALL of us.
Rest now…
(Mark Pitta here with Louie and me)

25K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Minneapolis audiences were always incredible because they got to witness the rise of the brilliant comedian Louie Anderson. A hilarious storyteller and wonderful comic actor and one of the greats of his generation, when you made him laugh it felt very special. Louie was a kind and generous person to ALL of us. Rest now… (Mark Pitta here with Louie and me)
Likes : 25022
Rob Schneider - 25K Likes - True Story.

Be sure to watch my special on @foxnation 
I’m also bringing a new comedy tour to your city! 

Link in Bio

25K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : True Story. Be sure to watch my special on @foxnation I’m also bringing a new comedy tour to your city! Link in Bio
Likes : 24989
Rob Schneider - 24.8K Likes - Buenos Tardes! 
El Trigal 12 month old Manchego goes good with Fermin Jamon Iberico and a Napa Red table wine...
Bon Appetit, amigos!!

24.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Buenos Tardes! El Trigal 12 month old Manchego goes good with Fermin Jamon Iberico and a Napa Red table wine… Bon Appetit, amigos!!
Likes : 24777
Rob Schneider - 24.8K Likes - Buenos Tardes! 
El Trigal 12 month old Manchego goes good with Fermin Jamon Iberico and a Napa Red table wine...
Bon Appetit, amigos!!

24.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Buenos Tardes! El Trigal 12 month old Manchego goes good with Fermin Jamon Iberico and a Napa Red table wine… Bon Appetit, amigos!!
Likes : 24777
Rob Schneider - 24.6K Likes - Take care of your baristas.

#realrob #coffee #starbucks #barista #coffeelover #tip #gratuity

24.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Take care of your baristas. #realrob #coffee #starbucks #barista #coffeelover #tip #gratuity
Likes : 24614
Rob Schneider - 24.2K Likes - Bring on da plum sauce!!!!
Happy thanksgiving everyone!
Love,
The Schneiders

24.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Bring on da plum sauce!!!! Happy thanksgiving everyone! Love, The Schneiders
Likes : 24219
Rob Schneider - 24.1K Likes - My New @Netflix Original Comedy Special, “ASIAN MOMMA, MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11th WORLDWIDE!! @netflixisajoke @netflixlat 
#netflix #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids

24.1K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : My New @Netflix Original Comedy Special, “ASIAN MOMMA, MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11th WORLDWIDE!! @netflixisajoke @netflixlat #netflix #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids
Likes : 24082
Rob Schneider - 23.8K Likes - Tamalito Pollo de Verde dice el husbando!!!

23.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Tamalito Pollo de Verde dice el husbando!!!
Likes : 23785
Rob Schneider - 23.7K Likes - “ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE! Hope you enjoy it! Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke @elleking @davidspade #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids

23.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : “ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE! Hope you enjoy it! Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke @elleking @davidspade #standupcomedy #AsianMommaMexicanKids
Likes : 23683
Rob Schneider - 23.6K Likes - THE WRONG MISSY on @netflix MAY 13th!! @davidspade @laurenlapkus @realnickswardson @theswhpodcast

23.6K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : THE WRONG MISSY on @netflix MAY 13th!! @davidspade @laurenlapkus @realnickswardson @theswhpodcast
Likes : 23610
Rob Schneider - 23.5K Likes - Tampa Bay, Florida…
It’s happening…
I’m filming my comedy Special in a few hours TONIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 15TH
@tampatheatre SEE YOU THERE!!

23.5K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Tampa Bay, Florida… It’s happening… I’m filming my comedy Special in a few hours TONIGHT SATURDAY APRIL 15TH @tampatheatre SEE YOU THERE!!
Likes : 23477
Rob Schneider - 23.3K Likes - The man and my “Grown Ups” pal @kevinjamesofficial is back and terrific in his new movie “Home Team” COMING SOON only on @netflix 
(I’m in it, too! 😉)

23.3K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : The man and my “Grown Ups” pal @kevinjamesofficial is back and terrific in his new movie “Home Team” COMING SOON only on @netflix (I’m in it, too! 😉)
Likes : 23299
Rob Schneider - 23.2K Likes - 🦆

23.2K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : 🦆
Likes : 23152
Rob Schneider - 22.4K Likes - Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian 
Ciudad de Mexico 
#TheGrandLoungelite

22.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian Ciudad de Mexico #TheGrandLoungelite
Likes : 22363
Rob Schneider - 22.4K Likes - Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian 
Ciudad de Mexico 
#TheGrandLoungelite

22.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian Ciudad de Mexico #TheGrandLoungelite
Likes : 22363
Rob Schneider - 22.4K Likes - Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian 
Ciudad de Mexico 
#TheGrandLoungelite

22.4K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Con mi Nuevos amigos; Elizabeth, Alberto y Sebastian Ciudad de Mexico #TheGrandLoungelite
Likes : 22363
Rob Schneider - 21.9K Likes - Rob es muy servicial!

21.9K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : Rob es muy servicial!
Likes : 21903
Rob Schneider - 21.8K Likes - I want to thank the tens of thousands of people who came out to see me on my “I HAVE ISSUES TOUR.” I was really touched by all the love,
affection and laughter that you gave me. It is truly the honor of my life to perform my heart out for you and have the opportunity to meet you, say hi and to remind ourselves how great and beautiful our country is. 
Special thanks to my great pal, the hilarious @iamjamielissow for absolutely killing on this tour! The one thing that was true in every city was how much people valued their freedoms. Especially their Freedom of Speech.
Our First amendment Freedom of Speech is the beacon of hope for the entire world. Let’s ALL fight to protect it. Not just for ourselves but for our children and for the people who gave their lives so that we could live in Freedom.
God bless the United States of America.
With love and gratitude,
Rob

21.8K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : I want to thank the tens of thousands of people who came out to see me on my “I HAVE ISSUES TOUR.” I was really touched by all the love, affection and laughter that you gave me. It is truly the honor of my life to perform my heart out for you and have the opportunity to meet you, say hi and to remind ourselves how great and beautiful our country is. Special thanks to my great pal, the hilarious @iamjamielissow for absolutely killing on this tour! The one thing that was true in every city was how much people valued their freedoms. Especially their Freedom of Speech. Our First amendment Freedom of Speech is the beacon of hope for the entire world. Let’s ALL fight to protect it. Not just for ourselves but for our children and for the people who gave their lives so that we could live in Freedom. God bless the United States of America. With love and gratitude, Rob
Likes : 21821
Rob Schneider - 21.7K Likes - I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th,
“ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!”
Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control.
Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me.

🎟️ link in bio 

#tampa #tampatheatre #florida

21.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th, “ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!” Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control. Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me. 🎟️ link in bio #tampa #tampatheatre #florida
Likes : 21679
Rob Schneider - 21.7K Likes - I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th,
“ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!”
Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control.
Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me.

🎟️ link in bio 

#tampa #tampatheatre #florida

21.7K Likes – Rob Schneider Instagram

Caption : I will be filming my new comedy special in the free state of Florida April 15th, “ROB SCHNEIDER LIVE!” Every person in America owes Florida for standing up to Governmental & cultural tyranny these last few years. I am grateful to @FoxNation for giving me complete creative control. Which was way more important to me than the sh#tloads of money they are paying me. 🎟️ link in bio #tampa #tampatheatre #florida
Likes : 21679