Had to delete my post before because it wasn’t officially announced. Now it is. Happy Gilmore 2 with my mentor and one of my best friends. Can’t wait. Hope you like it. Start filming this summer and fall tour. #ToiletHead nickswardson.net and special taping in Minnesota!!!
This one stings. Last year I got hammered and got really sad about Norm and texted him. Miss him non stop. All the comedians we’ve lost. Feck. What comedian hit you hard for their loss?
Yeah Wolves!!!! Respect to Denver. My lovely Comedy Works there. I’m in shock.
All tour dates nickswardson.net HOUSTON AND CASINO MORONGO next SHITS WEAK!!! And yeah it’s a fucking sweet car ❤️
Next dates CASINO MORONGO, VANCOUVER and SALT LAKE CITY nickswardson.net
See you in Houston this weekend. I’m bringing 600 dogs on stage. nickswardson.net and @davidspade in a dog suit.
#TBT to two of my favorite people all time. @carrottoplive and the late and great MN legend Louie Anderson. My second angel. Miss you always. Go Wolves. ❤️
Spread this like a broccoli fart. Lets go!!! nickswardson.net
This was about the Timberwolves. You can go on the awesome peeps @thechive and see my tweet history. Zero fucks. Sports and I don’t mix. It’s ugly. #ToiletHeadTour #MN
😂 poor guy just wanted to learn. Instead he learned more about mixing beer with vodka and Fireball. Go Wolves today. Next show casino Morongo with a signing after the show!!! DVD and CD’s my agent sent me from back in the day. 20$ signed and photo. Only 570 so first come first serve and all proceeds go to @davidspade genital decorating company.
My friend @benstiller put me in Blades of Glory and 30 Minutes or Less. Two of my favs. Have you seen them? 😂 thanks Ben. #paleMNHead #ToiletHeadTour nickswardson.net
And pure terror. HOUSTON THIS WEEKEND!!! NO BABIES!!! nickswardson.net Improv
@livenationcomedy nickswardson.net Going to be bonkers #ToiletHeadTour
My mind before I go on 😂 thank you @parxcasino @djhuggybear @nickyoussef FALL TOUR ABOUT TO BE ANNOUNCED. #ToiletHead soon. Also EP drops May 31st and special dropping this summer.
#TBT Comic Con Chicago and a freaked out meeting my favorite Mortal Kombat character Sub Zero. Legit lost my shit 😂 promoting a movie called Hell and Back. Peep it.
Next show. Meet and greet selling old DVD’s and CD’s for 20$ I’ll sign them and take a photo. All the money goes to @davidspade pubic hair replacement surgery. 🙏 I have 570 for sale. So first come first serve. Morongo!!! @morongocasinoresort MAY 31st!!!
As a comedian people throw jokes at me all the time. nickswardson.net for upcoming dates. @harlandwilliams
Presale is over. All dates up. Eat. pray. Love. Edibles.
Join me!!! nickswardson.net @livenationcomedy
New EP NOW dropping May 31st!!! @davidspade has diarrhea
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nickswardson.net 4 tix @paulwallbaby is my friend. Check out his new track and his album is dropping. H town Lego.
