POV: You’re watching a fat person get dressed 👀 Bra is @mannerslondon Jeans are @lucyandyak Top is @lucyandyak Yellow shirt is @asos (remember when they made clothes for fat people?) Red shirt is @jackandjones Shoes are @newbalance (bad back) ✌🏻
I’m in the Guardian with an extract from my book! In 19 days, my book Will I Ever Have Sex Again? comes out and I’m excited and scared and nervous and overwhelmed and happy. I’d love for you to pre-order it. 🫶🏻 The photographer @jaybrooksphoto was incredible, so was makeup and hair artist @danirichardson! @sandysuffield was the brilliant set designer! And thanks to @blinkpublishing for sorting it all and literally ironing my clothes for me. 👀 Oh and the top is @lucyandyak and the trousers are @fashionbrandcompany !
I’m in the Guardian with an extract from my book! In 19 days, my book Will I Ever Have Sex Again? comes out and I’m excited and scared and nervous and overwhelmed and happy. I’d love for you to pre-order it. 🫶🏻 The photographer @jaybrooksphoto was incredible, so was makeup and hair artist @danirichardson! @sandysuffield was the brilliant set designer! And thanks to @blinkpublishing for sorting it all and literally ironing my clothes for me. 👀 Oh and the top is @lucyandyak and the trousers are @fashionbrandcompany !
I’m in the Guardian with an extract from my book! In 19 days, my book Will I Ever Have Sex Again? comes out and I’m excited and scared and nervous and overwhelmed and happy. I’d love for you to pre-order it. 🫶🏻 The photographer @jaybrooksphoto was incredible, so was makeup and hair artist @danirichardson! @sandysuffield was the brilliant set designer! And thanks to @blinkpublishing for sorting it all and literally ironing my clothes for me. 👀 Oh and the top is @lucyandyak and the trousers are @fashionbrandcompany !
I’m in the Guardian with an extract from my book! In 19 days, my book Will I Ever Have Sex Again? comes out and I’m excited and scared and nervous and overwhelmed and happy. I’d love for you to pre-order it. 🫶🏻 The photographer @jaybrooksphoto was incredible, so was makeup and hair artist @danirichardson! @sandysuffield was the brilliant set designer! And thanks to @blinkpublishing for sorting it all and literally ironing my clothes for me. 👀 Oh and the top is @lucyandyak and the trousers are @fashionbrandcompany !
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
A little Sunday Threads round-up. Some light reading. And some sprinkles of ‘hey, if you want tickets for my tour, you better hurry’ and also ‘oopsie the @earthackney London show starts at 7pm, not 6pm’… Just an allround fun Instagram carousel! ✌🏻☕️🍫
I love these apps. And food. Here’s another one of these videos. Breakfast smoothie loosely inspired by @joshuahillsnutrition’s video about breakfast. Lunch sandwich inspired by @haileecatalano’s beach sandwich series. Asparagus and pea pasta by @natsnourishments.
When you listen to my audiobook, know that I was making a lot of hand gestures during the recording. (Out May 23rd, pre-order now, etc.) #WillIEverHaveSexAgain
Oh noooo. Oh well, I’m on tour SOON. I’ll be coming to YOUR TOWN, maybe? Come. Please come. Filmed at @angelcomedy 🎥
Ever wondered how a true professional prepares for a whole day of audio-book recording? LOOK NO FURTHER. We’ve got loose-fitting clothes, tongue twisters, the amazing @nicredvoice’s YouTube channel, my trusted nebulizer, shower steam, hydration, lozenges… And I recorded 81 pages today! Go pre-order my audiobook today to find out if I make it all the way through 👀
My tour starts SOON! Stand-up! Q&A! Meet ‘n greet afterwards! I can’t wait!! Link in bio (spoiler: it’s just my website!) 🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️🎟️
Come see my new show on tour! 🫵🏻 One whole stand-up show about not having sex, secret celebrity affairs and my first queer date! 🫵🏻Book reading, a Q&A and book signing! 🫵🏻 My last UK tour in a WHILE! 🫵🏻 Book your tickets now – some of the shows are selling out 👀 🫵🏻 Pre-order my book and bring it to the shows and I’ll sign them! 🫵🏻 Seat sizes on ALL the venue websites (usually under FAQ or Accessibility!) Link in bio / sofiehagen.com ♥️ Have your got your tickets yet?? 🔥 Are you coming? Where?
AD Meet AirVibe, my new best friend and yours. Thought I’d give you all a little fun present! It’s a GIVEAWAY! *Everyone* who signs up will either win a free toy or a gift card. Yes, they will. You can also swipe to see me realising my neighbour was watching me pose with a vibrator in the garden’… What to do: 👉🏻 Click the link in my Instagram bio 👉🏻Sign up with your email 👉🏻See your gift from @bellesaco and me Also: 👉🏻100% discreet shipping & billing & ships worldwide 🌍 Tag someone who deserves a toy!
AD Meet AirVibe, my new best friend and yours. Thought I’d give you all a little fun present! It’s a GIVEAWAY! *Everyone* who signs up will either win a free toy or a gift card. Yes, they will. You can also swipe to see me realising my neighbour was watching me pose with a vibrator in the garden’… What to do: 👉🏻 Click the link in my Instagram bio 👉🏻Sign up with your email 👉🏻See your gift from @bellesaco and me Also: 👉🏻100% discreet shipping & billing & ships worldwide 🌍 Tag someone who deserves a toy!
