“You’re not fat, you’re beautiful” shuut up. Had a lovely time at @alwaysbecomedy the other night.
It’s a whole new world.
Will I Ever Have Sex Again? Book tour announcement, all in one. I’m so excited. You can pre-order the book now — it will be out in May 2024. Tickets for (most of) the tour shows are available now too. Big day. Very big day. Link in bio! #WillIEverHaveSexAgain
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
2023 was not my favourite year. But I am forever grateful for all of you for sticking with me! I really like you all. I hope to see you on my tour in June/July 2024. And I hope you will get my new book. And hey, well done for getting through this shitshow of a year. 👍🏻
Which colour would you have chosen? I’m so honoured that @kingandallen #gifted me a suit! A beautiful suit! I have so much more to say and share about the process and experience but I wanted you all to see it first. Also I added some sexy music but then got nervous about copyright and stuff so I recorded my own music.
I’m in the Guardian with an extract from my book! In 19 days, my book Will I Ever Have Sex Again? comes out and I’m excited and scared and nervous and overwhelmed and happy. I’d love for you to pre-order it. 🫶🏻 The photographer @jaybrooksphoto was incredible, so was makeup and hair artist @danirichardson! @sandysuffield was the brilliant set designer! And thanks to @blinkpublishing for sorting it all and literally ironing my clothes for me. 👀 Oh and the top is @lucyandyak and the trousers are @fashionbrandcompany !
You wanted more clothes stuff! Trousers are, of course, @lucyandyak and the shirt is @jacamouk. Dog is model’s own.
(The last one is my fave.) I will often take videos of outfits for my stylist @whatlydiamade to get her approval or thoughts or ideas. I thought I’d show them to you. Details: 1.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jacamouk 🕶️: @aceandtate 2.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @wraynyc 👟: @newbalance 3.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @joebrowns 4.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jacamouk 🎒: @rains 5.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jacamouk 🧥: @lucyandyak 6.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jacamouk 🧥: @lucyandyak 7.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jacamouk 👟: @newbalance 8.👖: @lucyandyak 👕: @uniqloeurope 👟: @newbalance 9.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jackandjones 👟: @newbalance 10.👖: @lucyandyak 👕: @uniqloeurope 🦺: @fashionbrandcompany 👟: @newbalance 11.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @jacamouk 🧥: @lucyandyak 12.👖: @lucyandyak 👔: @joebrowns 🕶️: @aceandtate I’m still on this journey to be more masc presenting. It feels more like home. And it’s terrifying too. For so many complicated reasons. But I like these outfits. Even though, yeah, it’s the same outfit in different colours. Shut up.
I do not have a hat head. If you know, you know. @helpholepod @abbywambaugh
When what you buy isn’t the size you expect. Btw, the episode is out now: @trustyhogs Trousers: @asos Shirt: @jacamouk Pig: @etsy
Who are you bringing with you to see my show Banglord at @earthackney on November 19th? If I tour the show it won’t be till next year – sign up for my newsletter to be notified. When you sign up, select your area, so you’ll receive a SPECIAL EMAIL just for when a show local to you is announced. No comments on the editing of this video, it took me four hours and lots of sweat and tears. It does the job!! And if you really wanna help, hit ‘like’ and share it with those you know.
The first special guest to visit the OTK was Danish stand-up comedian, author, activist, podcaster and provocateur @sofiehagendk, who cooked an Ottolenghi version of their favourite Christmas food with @verenalochmuller. Can you guess what they made? Subscribe to our @youtube channel (link in bio) and set your clocks for 5pm tomorrow to find out.
What would you do if you were a ghost? @sofiehagendk is haunting cynical ghost podcasters 👻 All this and more on this weeks BRAND NEW EPISODE of Welcome To Hell, available now wherever you get your podcasts – or via the link in our bios 😈👼🏼 @thehellpod
The delicious cat food* brand @shebahopegrows came to me and asked if I wanted to do this #ad for them, because they’re not just feeding cats, they’re low-key just out there SAVING THE CORAL REEFS!? So I did some reading and it’s both interesting, fascinating and truly, truly a good cause. Please enjoy this pretty #ad and then go buy @shebahopegrows for your cat and help save the coral reefs. They’re so pretty and also important for the environment. It’s a win/win/win situation. *I assume it’s tasty, I have not myself tasted it, but I trust the raving reviews. #ShebaHopeGrows #CoralReefRestoration #CoralReefs
