Woke up thinking about two kids I met on tour and this convo with @birbigs
Long cliched post alert. It’s my late doggy Watsons birthday. He passed during the pandemic. Get a pet. It’s a tough contract to sign with the universe. But it’s worth it. You’re signing up to be there for an ENTIRE life. From training them to walk, to their first everything, to their angry years, to their calming down, to their eating, to their losing their faculties, to caring for them as they pass. Think about that. You’ll never be in charge of a whole life journey. I remember this tiny puppy taking first nap on my chest, no bigger than a papaya, and how our breath just synced up, to sitting in a bathroom drenched in sweat with him with two steamers pointed at us because it was hard for him to breathe as an old man. The day you get them, you make a commitment to the universe saying you will watch them pass. When we lost him, I was locked down in a quarantine in another country and could not make it back to him. It was against the law. I had seen him four days before. But I wasn’t there when we went, and not a day goes by where I don’t agonise that he might have looked for me in his last moments. I live with that. It’s a tough contract. But you signed it. When I pass, I know he’ll be the first face I see, and I will apologise. Like I do when I pray for him. That’s life. Life moves. Two wonderful indies have adopted us since. I always say find yourself someone who looks at you the way your pet looks at you. But then you’d have to be 16 bloody feet tall. Which is kind of what you are to them. No matter how tired you are, you’ll dance around the room, make silly noises, sing songs, run around like a fool…for them. If we did that with each other maybe this whole place would be a little better. If you can go through life remembering someone is waiting for you with love you deserve, that you’re never too silly for them, that your accomplishments or failures mean nothing to them, all they care about is your heart. To someone, you’re 16 feet tall. Get a pet. Even better, adopt one. Sign the contract. It hurts, but man it’s worth it.
Mumbai. Vote!
Hey guys. DID YOU KNOW how to spot an ‘influencing’ video?
We’re leaving.
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Take a seat. Watch me do this.
If you make it to the end of this video, seek help. And maybe ill do it again next Sunday.
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#grwm for Kuala Lumpur. We worked hard on finding the right drape within my palate.
Ep2 out now on YouTube. Tap on the link in bio to watch now. In this episode of Call Me Hopeful, comedian Vir Das joins us to discuss his experiences with solitude, loneliness, how you are always more loved than you think you are, and why he sometimes wishes he was in the audience.
Thank you so much for coming out ❤️ I’ll see you in a bit.
Ideas people? I need ideas!
ANNOUNCEMENT! SCOTLAND. Filming my new special EVERY night at the Edinburgh Fringe festival in parts. It’s conceptually something new and the audience is a big part of it. Come, let me direct you, be on camera, and let’s get wild. See you at @edfringe at the @thepleasance Pleasance Dome in August @sohotheatre Link in BIO
This popped up. It’s called Rewind. Song I made mid lockdown blues with @lala_music producing.
