Truthfully, it took a lot out of me to resist the urge to return briefly to meme form and not simply make one about my recent hysterectomy, but luckily for you: 1. I saw Challengers, which blew my MIND!! 2. It’s #femmefriday 3. The blue eye shadow and red lip thing that’s happening everywhere 👄 4. I started a new antidepressant after almost 3 years being absolutely ridden raw by major depressive disorder and prrrettty serious anxiety, and it is helping, I think, but it has not made me any less prone to eating ill-advised cheeses. 5. So yeah, I had surgery and for the very first time, for a little while, I felt completely embodied, totally human, like the woman I’ve been wanting to be my whole life, in fact, and I can’t talk about that much without crying, so it’s probably an essay, not a meme *eyeroll, jackoff motion*
Truthfully, it took a lot out of me to resist the urge to return briefly to meme form and not simply make one about my recent hysterectomy, but luckily for you: 1. I saw Challengers, which blew my MIND!! 2. It’s #femmefriday 3. The blue eye shadow and red lip thing that’s happening everywhere 👄 4. I started a new antidepressant after almost 3 years being absolutely ridden raw by major depressive disorder and prrrettty serious anxiety, and it is helping, I think, but it has not made me any less prone to eating ill-advised cheeses. 5. So yeah, I had surgery and for the very first time, for a little while, I felt completely embodied, totally human, like the woman I’ve been wanting to be my whole life, in fact, and I can’t talk about that much without crying, so it’s probably an essay, not a meme *eyeroll, jackoff motion*
Truthfully, it took a lot out of me to resist the urge to return briefly to meme form and not simply make one about my recent hysterectomy, but luckily for you: 1. I saw Challengers, which blew my MIND!! 2. It’s #femmefriday 3. The blue eye shadow and red lip thing that’s happening everywhere 👄 4. I started a new antidepressant after almost 3 years being absolutely ridden raw by major depressive disorder and prrrettty serious anxiety, and it is helping, I think, but it has not made me any less prone to eating ill-advised cheeses. 5. So yeah, I had surgery and for the very first time, for a little while, I felt completely embodied, totally human, like the woman I’ve been wanting to be my whole life, in fact, and I can’t talk about that much without crying, so it’s probably an essay, not a meme *eyeroll, jackoff motion*
I’ve been thinking about starting to incorporate the phrase “that’s that me espresso” into my daily life. Let me know if you have any thoughts on that and also come dance with us tonight @personalbestla @hitopslosfeliz! Not only will I be perking you up with another one of my middle-aged, chunky Hooters (RIP) Girl looks, but two of the best to ever do it @tropicofmari and @romyohh (who, speaking of espresso, has some of the BEST vibes and MOST party energy of literally anyone in the biz) will be playing all of our favorite jams!! Throwing a weekly party has been an exercise in…well, exercise, but every Thursday has been a blast with Mari and Dana @deez_life and the hot n cool n sweet as heck Hi Tops staff 💥☕️🍸🍭
I’ve been thinking about starting to incorporate the phrase “that’s that me espresso” into my daily life. Let me know if you have any thoughts on that and also come dance with us tonight @personalbestla @hitopslosfeliz! Not only will I be perking you up with another one of my middle-aged, chunky Hooters (RIP) Girl looks, but two of the best to ever do it @tropicofmari and @romyohh (who, speaking of espresso, has some of the BEST vibes and MOST party energy of literally anyone in the biz) will be playing all of our favorite jams!! Throwing a weekly party has been an exercise in…well, exercise, but every Thursday has been a blast with Mari and Dana @deez_life and the hot n cool n sweet as heck Hi Tops staff 💥☕️🍸🍭
I’ve been thinking about starting to incorporate the phrase “that’s that me espresso” into my daily life. Let me know if you have any thoughts on that and also come dance with us tonight @personalbestla @hitopslosfeliz! Not only will I be perking you up with another one of my middle-aged, chunky Hooters (RIP) Girl looks, but two of the best to ever do it @tropicofmari and @romyohh (who, speaking of espresso, has some of the BEST vibes and MOST party energy of literally anyone in the biz) will be playing all of our favorite jams!! Throwing a weekly party has been an exercise in…well, exercise, but every Thursday has been a blast with Mari and Dana @deez_life and the hot n cool n sweet as heck Hi Tops staff 💥☕️🍸🍭
Something I’m sure I’m not alone in because so many of us are deeply weird and also there was no butch representation in my childhood is that AC Slater from Saved By The Bell in his wrestling singlet and curly mullet is weirdly one of my gay roots… Anyway! TOMORROW NIGHT let’s hit the mat for round 2 of PERSONAL BEST 🤼♀️ Extra points if you dress to impress (sports edition) and I’m just saying, everyone looks good in a wrestling singlet! 🎶 DJs Marimacha @tropicofmari Por Vida @por.viduhhh Yeehawty @yeehawty_ 📣 Hosted by Amanda-Faye Jimenez @failureprincess Come early to Hydrate 🍹💦 and Carb-load! 🍔💦 Delicious food and drinks. Kitchen open until 10! @personalbestla 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏻♀️Meet @hitopslosfeliz THURSDAY 4.18 8pm! Illustration: @amandakirkhuff Flyer design: @tropicofmuari Last slide photo by @aminacruz.studio
Something I’m sure I’m not alone in because so many of us are deeply weird and also there was no butch representation in my childhood is that AC Slater from Saved By The Bell in his wrestling singlet and curly mullet is weirdly one of my gay roots… Anyway! TOMORROW NIGHT let’s hit the mat for round 2 of PERSONAL BEST 🤼♀️ Extra points if you dress to impress (sports edition) and I’m just saying, everyone looks good in a wrestling singlet! 🎶 DJs Marimacha @tropicofmari Por Vida @por.viduhhh Yeehawty @yeehawty_ 📣 Hosted by Amanda-Faye Jimenez @failureprincess Come early to Hydrate 🍹💦 and Carb-load! 🍔💦 Delicious food and drinks. Kitchen open until 10! @personalbestla 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏻♀️Meet @hitopslosfeliz THURSDAY 4.18 8pm! Illustration: @amandakirkhuff Flyer design: @tropicofmuari Last slide photo by @aminacruz.studio
Something I’m sure I’m not alone in because so many of us are deeply weird and also there was no butch representation in my childhood is that AC Slater from Saved By The Bell in his wrestling singlet and curly mullet is weirdly one of my gay roots… Anyway! TOMORROW NIGHT let’s hit the mat for round 2 of PERSONAL BEST 🤼♀️ Extra points if you dress to impress (sports edition) and I’m just saying, everyone looks good in a wrestling singlet! 🎶 DJs Marimacha @tropicofmari Por Vida @por.viduhhh Yeehawty @yeehawty_ 📣 Hosted by Amanda-Faye Jimenez @failureprincess Come early to Hydrate 🍹💦 and Carb-load! 🍔💦 Delicious food and drinks. Kitchen open until 10! @personalbestla 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏻♀️Meet @hitopslosfeliz THURSDAY 4.18 8pm! Illustration: @amandakirkhuff Flyer design: @tropicofmuari Last slide photo by @aminacruz.studio
TOMORROW NIGHT! 8PM-LATE! NO COVER! Finally the party my sporty dyke dreams are made of, @personalbestla @hitopslosfeliz has arrived! Ok fine, I’m more of a sports-watching dyke, an athletic pillow princess if you will, but I can’t wait to see all of you tomorrow night and every week after that (I KNOW, RIGHT)?! Get physical on the dance floor with me and my cohost/partner in crime 4 life @vanessacraigslist to the soundtrack of champions 🎶 by @tropicofmari, @por.viduhhh, and @shanasarett!! Personal Best is Dana @deez_life, Mari @tropicofmari and I, and we can’t wait to show you what we’ve been training for 👟👟 🏃🏿♀️🏃🏻♀️PERSONAL BEST🏃🏾♀️🏃🏼♀️ 🏅A weekly queer dykeathlon of dancing where all muscles are welcome and surrendering to your opponent is highly encouraged. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Come sweat it out at LA’s fave dyke-owned, gay sports bar Dancing🔻Cruising🔻Lezzing Out Come early to Hydrate 🍹💦 and Carb-load! 🍔💦 Delicious food and drinks. Kitchen open until 10! Hi Tops Los Feliz 1714 N Vermont Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90027 Insane artwork: @amandakirkhuff Flyer design: @tropicofmari
TOMORROW NIGHT! 8PM-LATE! NO COVER! Finally the party my sporty dyke dreams are made of, @personalbestla @hitopslosfeliz has arrived! Ok fine, I’m more of a sports-watching dyke, an athletic pillow princess if you will, but I can’t wait to see all of you tomorrow night and every week after that (I KNOW, RIGHT)?! Get physical on the dance floor with me and my cohost/partner in crime 4 life @vanessacraigslist to the soundtrack of champions 🎶 by @tropicofmari, @por.viduhhh, and @shanasarett!! Personal Best is Dana @deez_life, Mari @tropicofmari and I, and we can’t wait to show you what we’ve been training for 👟👟 🏃🏿♀️🏃🏻♀️PERSONAL BEST🏃🏾♀️🏃🏼♀️ 🏅A weekly queer dykeathlon of dancing where all muscles are welcome and surrendering to your opponent is highly encouraged. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Come sweat it out at LA’s fave dyke-owned, gay sports bar Dancing🔻Cruising🔻Lezzing Out Come early to Hydrate 🍹💦 and Carb-load! 🍔💦 Delicious food and drinks. Kitchen open until 10! Hi Tops Los Feliz 1714 N Vermont Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90027 Insane artwork: @amandakirkhuff Flyer design: @tropicofmari
I’m being told there are only a few hot tickets left for the @dopaminebooksla fundraiser/performance/dinner/extravaganza THIS SUNDAY @juniorhighla and I would really love it if you specifically would snag one and come! There’s going to be: performances (I know I said that), dinner (yeah), drinks, custom literary fragrance, curated genius artist grab bag raffle, and VERY IMPORTANTLY, you can buy the Dopazine sampler in which my inclusion among so many incredible writers is absolutely mind blowing to me!! Also, this is I guess my super informal announcement that I’m finally writing that book you all* have been clamoring** for with Michelle and Beth as my Dopadoulas and I have to pinch myself every single day because of it. I’m so so excited about all the work Dopamine is going to be publishing and would love to see you Sunday at the big debut! *10 or so ppl **casually inquiring
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Finally getting around to June/Pride dump. So appropriately #femmefriday and appropriately Barbie Friday tbh because so many icons herein wowow! 🩷 lesbian flag nails 🩷 fangirling over performing with @kirstenvangsness at @sororitytheatre Waves 🩷 First annual Disney Gays and Disney Adults Are Not The Same Thing But Yeah This Is The Best Night Of Our Lives Summit aka Disney Pride Nite 🩷 My heartthrob Poodle!! 🩷 Let’s Go Sparks (clap clap clap clap clap) 🩷 lesbian flag (inspired) nails 🩷 with one of my personal heroes and femme icon @guinevereturner signing her incredible memoir When The World Didn’t End 🩷 Peaches Pride @queerlybelovedsf 🩷 my @ashashashashashashley 🩷 Bratmobile show with my angels @kpepe and @samiterrestrial
Ok but seriously, there is nothing nicer than surprise having your exact needs met without a word as a treat, but I’m pretty sure the ability to say out loud “I need attention” has saved my relationship and friendships a lot of times, and most importantly given me the gift of being openly annoying instead of secretly very, VERY annoying. #femmefriday
Ok but seriously, there is nothing nicer than surprise having your exact needs met without a word as a treat, but I’m pretty sure the ability to say out loud “I need attention” has saved my relationship and friendships a lot of times, and most importantly given me the gift of being openly annoying instead of secretly very, VERY annoying. #femmefriday
