Please help. The fake tan i used is 20 years old? No fake tan remover is working and lemon juice is not working. Tried nail varnish remover and that just burns
Please help. The fake tan i used is 20 years old? No fake tan remover is working and lemon juice is not working. Tried nail varnish remover and that just burns
Why does this make me look like I have giant tits
Does it look like it’s continuing to develop more brown then first pic or the same?
Crushed up a dishwasher tablet into a paste and scrubbed forehead now its going green. Is that from dishwasher tab or tan developing????
good old @draytonmanor I never fail to have a laugh/soil my pants #giftedad
Jack looks like an uncle who’s finally managed to get off the meth. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂
Not all abuse is physical, for all those gorgeous women/men out there that are feeling uneasy about the relationship, read the above-coercive control is now a crime, please don’t you feel like your going crazy…..
she’s so lucky ❤️
You can’t bloody beat Torquay. bingo, an elvis impersonator with sideburns drawn on with eyeliner, and a nanna who was there who asked if I was in the tv show ‘last of the summer wine’ utter bliss. Thankyou @riviera_hotel_tqy you spoiled me xx
If you get the shits from me homemade chilli jam i profusely apologise. See you there beauts, all homemade by moi (thats why it will be shite) but lets raise some money xxx LOVE YOU ALL
Don’t know whats scarier.. the ghosts or the fact my lips look like a ducks arse. Fml
Get involved in @BBCCIN Royally Big Portrait and upload your portrait of King Charles to the BBC Children in Need website – ‘I’ve drawn my portrait of the King, you can do it too! All you need is a pen and some paper!’
https://www.bbcchildreninneed.co.uk/schools/primary-school/bbc-children-in-needs-royally-big-portrait/
Dothan car boot next to chelt race course, raising money for ncfa charity
This INCREDIBLE book written by my wonderful distant cousin @suigenerisjen , if you read anything this year, make sure it’s this. Absolutely blown away
So bloody proud of this. Rain dogs is out on iPlayer now. Written by the most talented writer of our time @cash_carraway_
OUT TODAY on Audible, had such a bloody hoot on this. my very first podcast!!!!
Today’s episode of my podcast 💥’It’s Not You It’s Them, But It Might be You ‘💥 is out now!!
And I am so f**king thrilled to be joined by the incredibly talented @daisymaycooper to answer your dating dilemmas, discuss icks, and to give you a Friday night reminder to keep you away from fuckpeople. Daisy was a phenomenal guest!
You can listen free wherever you get your Podcasts – search It’s not you it’s them but it might be you or click the link in my bio!
This brilliant animation was created by @adamfrith_ who I would highly recommend for your animation needs!
Word up, you lovely bunch of bellends, now.. you all know i bum a good ghost story… well, im working on something where im looking into mysterious comings and goings, and I’d bloody love to hear yours
Have you had an exorcism over zoom? A scarily accurate (or not) psychic reading at the village fete? Seen the face of a dearly departed relative on a pork scratching or any other unexplained phenomena? Then i want to hear about it.
As soon as i can tell you more, i will, but until then send me your spooky shit to [email protected]
Love you all xxx
bloody what a laff this was, laughed so hard doing this that I farted several times
EDUCATING DAISY
SERIES 2 OUT NOW ON AUDIBLE
What happens if you cross Scooby-Doo, Mystic Meg and some ghost hunting equipment from the dark web… you get a new book from me, that’s bloody what!
Come through a portal to the afterlife in the back room of an Oxfordshire pub, turn left at the pagan swingers, and meet me by the pet psychics. It’s going to get hexy, bitches.
Hexy B*tch, will be released this October (just in time for Halloween) and is available to pre-order NOW: https://linktr.ee/daisymaycooperbook