How y’all be doin Boob Tape? I might need to take a class.
Late because I lack focus but weeks ago, my friends @janeikajames @jasheikajames @ayeprahl_badu and @kperryjr threw @brandontour and I the perfect baby shower! It was perfect because it was so intimate and private and I didn’t have to lift a finger because it was mostly a surprise! Brandon and I really appreciate the love for our little family, especially because we are so bad at throwing parties, and being celebrated, but we need to work on that because we have 2 lil lives that deserve celebration so we’ll get it together by their 1st birthday!…..Maybe their 2nd birthday. 5th birthday for sure! Either way, I know my village will jump me and whoop my ass if I try to slide by without giving these babies a proper party and I love that for them! And me! We are so lucky to have friends like them💜💖💜💖
Late because I lack focus but weeks ago, my friends @janeikajames @jasheikajames @ayeprahl_badu and @kperryjr threw @brandontour and I the perfect baby shower! It was perfect because it was so intimate and private and I didn’t have to lift a finger because it was mostly a surprise! Brandon and I really appreciate the love for our little family, especially because we are so bad at throwing parties, and being celebrated, but we need to work on that because we have 2 lil lives that deserve celebration so we’ll get it together by their 1st birthday!…..Maybe their 2nd birthday. 5th birthday for sure! Either way, I know my village will jump me and whoop my ass if I try to slide by without giving these babies a proper party and I love that for them! And me! We are so lucky to have friends like them💜💖💜💖
I commissioned @blnmation_art to depict our new nightly ritual for @brandontour and it came out much better than I was hoping!!
I FINALLY learned to apply my own eyelashes! If you zoom in, you being messy! Don’t do that!
Baby the hair ( @misscopeland310 ) the makeup ( @tobyfleischman ) this top (styled by @kellyaugustine ) and the lighting really teamed up on my ass!
Yesterday, in the middle of a busy day, at the most inconvenient time, I dropped my phone in a pool. @brandontour immediately stopped what he was doing to get it with a broken net, and the phone at the bottom of a 9 foot deep pool. I am in no position to get into a pool myself at the moment, so without hesitation, he jumped into action to deal with my clumsiness. He was pissed but he ended up getting into the pool fully clothed to get the phone and I wish there was video of it but…..my phone was in the pool. I’m typing on it now so it’s all good but what a hero @brandontour is!!
What yall doin?…. Y’all high???
Completely obsessed and crushing on this man who sent me to take a nap as he puts away the groceries and washes dishes. Marry someone who makes your cat smile like this😻😻😻😻
My momma didn’t press my hair out for Easter much. She knew I couldn’t handle that pressure. Hope yall had a good 1!
Aaron tryna seduce me into taking a nap with him before noon on a Tuesday! Shame on him…. Amma take it this 1 time tho. Just to teach him a lesson.
The cats have become accustomed to our daily naps. They don’t care if the strike is over.
Tonight’s the night!!! Pull up and catch @johnnyknoxville , @ericfuckingandre and me down at the @prankpanelabc tonight on @abc and tomorrow on @hulu!! Also pull up if you like Titties!!!
If you missed last nights episode of @prankpanelabc you can catch it now on @hulu!
Y’all gettin ready to go to Bella Noches tonight or nah?
With the premier of @prankpanelabc tomorrow night at 8/7c, some of you may be wondering if I actually have the skills required to pull off a prank. Ask my husband and constant victim if I have what it takes!
Who’s your favorite Prank Victim? Tag them below!!
I can’t stand Facebook memories. I’m saved now! Stop bringin up old💩!
Came through to @essencefest to discuss @prankpanelabc!!! Coming next Sunday, July 9th to @abcnetwork !!
On the latest episode of the @helloisaacpodcast
Happy Birthday to our youngest @derrelljermainedupree !!!! 3 whole years of love and this year instead of traumatizing him with a candle in some cat food we got him a Ball Pit!!! Best idea ever! Aaron hates it though.
We had bomb ass time down in N’awlins for @essencefest!!! I got to join some of my favorite entertainers and discuss all things @prankpanelabc, while enjoying all the beauty New Orleans has to offer with my boo @brandontour!
STYLED BY @kellyaugustine
💇🏿♀️: @theglamdiaryy
💄: @simplycre8eve
👗: @ofuure & @neverfullydressed
Keepin it clean
Aaron was just staring in 1 direction for awhile and it turned out to be his passive aggressive way of letting me know that he just threw up and that I best get to cleanin it.
Ok so @prankpanelabc is coming THIS SUNDAY on @abcnetwork at 8/7c and I couldn’t be prouder of the work we did here and YES we ran over several people with a golf cart and we’d do it again!!