My silly Goose moved on to that golden grass on the other side today. My princess monster, my wiggle butt. I am heartbroken. Eleven years with my beautiful, emotional goof. I was in way over my head when I got you, but somehow couldn’t imagine anyone else taking care of you, and so we were merged. Two high anxiety ladies found each other and did the best we could. I’m even writing this caption to you like you’re still alive and literate! You’ve seen me through it all, and you loved me every time I didn’t like me. You anchored me at times I wanted to disappear and grounded me when I wanted to float away. Your happiness fueled me. You gave me something to care about that was bigger than the surface things I thought I should care about. I got sick and you stayed healthy, and I can’t thank you enough for your consistency in the face of weird change. Again, writing a caption as if my dead dog will read it! Oh well! I love you, Goose, you beautiful maniac!! 🐶🥹💖
My silly Goose moved on to that golden grass on the other side today. My princess monster, my wiggle butt. I am heartbroken. Eleven years with my beautiful, emotional goof. I was in way over my head when I got you, but somehow couldn’t imagine anyone else taking care of you, and so we were merged. Two high anxiety ladies found each other and did the best we could. I’m even writing this caption to you like you’re still alive and literate! You’ve seen me through it all, and you loved me every time I didn’t like me. You anchored me at times I wanted to disappear and grounded me when I wanted to float away. Your happiness fueled me. You gave me something to care about that was bigger than the surface things I thought I should care about. I got sick and you stayed healthy, and I can’t thank you enough for your consistency in the face of weird change. Again, writing a caption as if my dead dog will read it! Oh well! I love you, Goose, you beautiful maniac!! 🐶🥹💖
My silly Goose moved on to that golden grass on the other side today. My princess monster, my wiggle butt. I am heartbroken. Eleven years with my beautiful, emotional goof. I was in way over my head when I got you, but somehow couldn’t imagine anyone else taking care of you, and so we were merged. Two high anxiety ladies found each other and did the best we could. I’m even writing this caption to you like you’re still alive and literate! You’ve seen me through it all, and you loved me every time I didn’t like me. You anchored me at times I wanted to disappear and grounded me when I wanted to float away. Your happiness fueled me. You gave me something to care about that was bigger than the surface things I thought I should care about. I got sick and you stayed healthy, and I can’t thank you enough for your consistency in the face of weird change. Again, writing a caption as if my dead dog will read it! Oh well! I love you, Goose, you beautiful maniac!! 🐶🥹💖
My silly Goose moved on to that golden grass on the other side today. My princess monster, my wiggle butt. I am heartbroken. Eleven years with my beautiful, emotional goof. I was in way over my head when I got you, but somehow couldn’t imagine anyone else taking care of you, and so we were merged. Two high anxiety ladies found each other and did the best we could. I’m even writing this caption to you like you’re still alive and literate! You’ve seen me through it all, and you loved me every time I didn’t like me. You anchored me at times I wanted to disappear and grounded me when I wanted to float away. Your happiness fueled me. You gave me something to care about that was bigger than the surface things I thought I should care about. I got sick and you stayed healthy, and I can’t thank you enough for your consistency in the face of weird change. Again, writing a caption as if my dead dog will read it! Oh well! I love you, Goose, you beautiful maniac!! 🐶🥹💖
My silly Goose moved on to that golden grass on the other side today. My princess monster, my wiggle butt. I am heartbroken. Eleven years with my beautiful, emotional goof. I was in way over my head when I got you, but somehow couldn’t imagine anyone else taking care of you, and so we were merged. Two high anxiety ladies found each other and did the best we could. I’m even writing this caption to you like you’re still alive and literate! You’ve seen me through it all, and you loved me every time I didn’t like me. You anchored me at times I wanted to disappear and grounded me when I wanted to float away. Your happiness fueled me. You gave me something to care about that was bigger than the surface things I thought I should care about. I got sick and you stayed healthy, and I can’t thank you enough for your consistency in the face of weird change. Again, writing a caption as if my dead dog will read it! Oh well! I love you, Goose, you beautiful maniac!! 🐶🥹💖
The absolute worst @gracehelbig
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Went to Mexico with the best people and had the best time. It was so fun I was hardly on my phone. Refreshing! But here’s proof of travel in case you were worried I might be in a Mayan Riviera prison 🙃
Well, shit. Happy birthday to the greatest guy. I don’t even know what to say about you, @elliottmorgan . This has been a GOOFY year and thankfully I got to do it with you, a person with legit “goofy” experience.
Thank you for being the most caring, thoughtful, and FUN human I could ask for. Somehow, amidst all of this shit, you’ve become an even better version of yourself (and look, you were already REALLY great, so what the heck man).
These pictures don’t do justice to the real highs and lows we had together this last year, and that’s okay. We’ll always have a fun invisible knowing of the fucked up adventure we went on together, and that’s really special. Thanks for being unwaveringly by my side, you incredible human! You’re ridiculous in all the best ways. Happy Birthday! It’s time for you to have FUN again! But, smart feet. I love you.
Well, shit. Happy birthday to the greatest guy. I don’t even know what to say about you, @elliottmorgan . This has been a GOOFY year and thankfully I got to do it with you, a person with legit “goofy” experience.
Thank you for being the most caring, thoughtful, and FUN human I could ask for. Somehow, amidst all of this shit, you’ve become an even better version of yourself (and look, you were already REALLY great, so what the heck man).
These pictures don’t do justice to the real highs and lows we had together this last year, and that’s okay. We’ll always have a fun invisible knowing of the fucked up adventure we went on together, and that’s really special. Thanks for being unwaveringly by my side, you incredible human! You’re ridiculous in all the best ways. Happy Birthday! It’s time for you to have FUN again! But, smart feet. I love you.
Well, shit. Happy birthday to the greatest guy. I don’t even know what to say about you, @elliottmorgan . This has been a GOOFY year and thankfully I got to do it with you, a person with legit “goofy” experience.
Thank you for being the most caring, thoughtful, and FUN human I could ask for. Somehow, amidst all of this shit, you’ve become an even better version of yourself (and look, you were already REALLY great, so what the heck man).
These pictures don’t do justice to the real highs and lows we had together this last year, and that’s okay. We’ll always have a fun invisible knowing of the fucked up adventure we went on together, and that’s really special. Thanks for being unwaveringly by my side, you incredible human! You’re ridiculous in all the best ways. Happy Birthday! It’s time for you to have FUN again! But, smart feet. I love you.
Intrusive thoughts: Shame 🙃
I posted a new YT video opening up a convo about shame. While also giving away seggs toys! Something for everyone! (Link in the bio)
I’m sure you know that feeling.
Thank you to everyone who bought limited edition cameos from our Aunts. $6,000 is going to @thepcrf because of you. And a special thanks to the wonderful person who got this unique cameo where @mametown got blindsided by her own burp and lost it. If you weren’t able to get one please consider donating to @thepcrf. 🙏🏻
Uh oh, it’s happening again. Grace Helbig is giving out seggs toys! What a world! I guess 2024 is not the year to be SHEEPISH. 🤦🏼♀️ That was BAAd, I know, but what’s good is that everyone who signs up receives either a free toy or a gift card! All you have to do is:
🐑 Click the link in my Instagram bio
🐑Sign up with your email
🐑 See your gift from @bellesaco
100% discreet shipping & billing! 🙃 Ships worldwide. Ewe deserve it.
Tag someone who deserves a toy!
This week’s episode is an emotional rollercoaster. But we balanced some of the heavier convo and let chatGPT script our episode. WOW was it spot on. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube.
When @mohawkmakeup invites you and @mametown to a haunted Victorian tea party you say yes. It was incredible. Listen to the full story on this week’s This Might Get Weird. 🫠
Posted a new vlog about ringing the bell at radiation and also some stuff before and after that! Lots of good stuff happening sprinkled with some unexpected puppet imagery. What does it all mean?? 🤷🏼♀️🙃 Who knows! Watch on my YT channel or link in the bio!