beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice (from the 1989 animated series, per the strike guidelines 😉)
beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice (from the 1989 animated series, per the strike guidelines 😉)
beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice (from the 1989 animated series, per the strike guidelines 😉)
beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice (from the 1989 animated series, per the strike guidelines 😉)
I can’t hold my liquor, did you know that about me? Happy birthday, Sean! We are psychotic together but the proof is in our pudding which even the haters can admit is delicious. What does this mean? Who knows?! I can’t hold my liquor!
I can’t hold my liquor, did you know that about me? Happy birthday, Sean! We are psychotic together but the proof is in our pudding which even the haters can admit is delicious. What does this mean? Who knows?! I can’t hold my liquor!
I can’t hold my liquor, did you know that about me? Happy birthday, Sean! We are psychotic together but the proof is in our pudding which even the haters can admit is delicious. What does this mean? Who knows?! I can’t hold my liquor!
I dare you to ask me to plan a PTA party
I’m not saying the whole world revolves around me but I AM saying that the last time I was in a dance class was when I was 7 and Angela Trimbur was in that class and is incidentally the only person I remember from it and now she is the premiere dance teacher in New York City?
I’m not saying the whole world revolves around me but I AM saying that the last time I was in a dance class was when I was 7 and Angela Trimbur was in that class and is incidentally the only person I remember from it and now she is the premiere dance teacher in New York City?
I’m not saying the whole world revolves around me but I AM saying that the last time I was in a dance class was when I was 7 and Angela Trimbur was in that class and is incidentally the only person I remember from it and now she is the premiere dance teacher in New York City?
I’m not saying the whole world revolves around me but I AM saying that the last time I was in a dance class was when I was 7 and Angela Trimbur was in that class and is incidentally the only person I remember from it and now she is the premiere dance teacher in New York City?
I’m not saying the whole world revolves around me but I AM saying that the last time I was in a dance class was when I was 7 and Angela Trimbur was in that class and is incidentally the only person I remember from it and now she is the premiere dance teacher in New York City?
Was feeling really emo and forgot I ate a blue cupcake
Goodbye to 2023, the year I impulsively joined cameo and learned it was a pyramid scheme!
Goodbye to 2023, the year I impulsively joined cameo and learned it was a pyramid scheme!
dance mom
dance mom
Comb lice out of my hair like one of your French girls
Happy Mother’s Day to me, one of the most over-confident to ever do it
Thankful that the strike is over so I can let you all know that I wore this hat on Ghost Whisperer in 2008.
My sweet baby Teddy isn’t a baby anymore, not even close. Here you are at 7, not just an innocent ball of light, but still utterly delightful. All that tenderness and sweetness is a choice now, a choice to tune into the air around you and to try to make others happy. I’d be lying if I said that 6 wasn’t hard for me, as I watched you pull away from me and towards your brother, towards your interests, towards your future. I’m no longer fitting you into my world, but rather trying to figure out how I fit into yours, wondering what right question I can ask to unlock a giddy story. I hope there are ways in which you still reflect me, but I’m also down to try to be a reflection of you. Your goodness is a constant reminder of the ways in which I could be better. So let’s do Big Kid. I’ll pull up a chair on the sidelines and try not to distract you too much- and maybe I’ll even pick up a move or two. I love you so much, Teddypie. Happy birthday. 🎈
My sweet baby Teddy isn’t a baby anymore, not even close. Here you are at 7, not just an innocent ball of light, but still utterly delightful. All that tenderness and sweetness is a choice now, a choice to tune into the air around you and to try to make others happy. I’d be lying if I said that 6 wasn’t hard for me, as I watched you pull away from me and towards your brother, towards your interests, towards your future. I’m no longer fitting you into my world, but rather trying to figure out how I fit into yours, wondering what right question I can ask to unlock a giddy story. I hope there are ways in which you still reflect me, but I’m also down to try to be a reflection of you. Your goodness is a constant reminder of the ways in which I could be better. So let’s do Big Kid. I’ll pull up a chair on the sidelines and try not to distract you too much- and maybe I’ll even pick up a move or two. I love you so much, Teddypie. Happy birthday. 🎈
right after we had to have a discussion about how, “if you have the instinct to make a purchase in secret, that is a good sign that it should be a discussion”
