FRFR. No cap(tion necessary). 💅🏻 This cracked me up. Although, lately, between ranking potatoes and talking at length about what hot tea we are both into at the moment, I feel like Grace and I are not so slowly turning into our aunts characters. Like I how I said no caption then wrote a long as caption. 👵🏻 And I LOVE it.
Claire made her own outfit and 9000 cookies. The only thing I made was my friend do a bathroom photoshoot of a woman who knows her husband is about to leave her. 🍪 🎄 @steve_soroka @clairethomas
Claire made her own outfit and 9000 cookies. The only thing I made was my friend do a bathroom photoshoot of a woman who knows her husband is about to leave her. 🍪 🎄 @steve_soroka @clairethomas
Claire made her own outfit and 9000 cookies. The only thing I made was my friend do a bathroom photoshoot of a woman who knows her husband is about to leave her. 🍪 🎄 @steve_soroka @clairethomas
PRESENTING…. Texts I have almost sent this week in a professional thread by not realizing my voice to text was still on while singing to my dog. Clearly, I have some themes of stinky and angel. The ‘oh my god’ in this first one is me realizing what was happening.
PRESENTING…. Texts I have almost sent this week in a professional thread by not realizing my voice to text was still on while singing to my dog. Clearly, I have some themes of stinky and angel. The ‘oh my god’ in this first one is me realizing what was happening.
That feeling when you get a little stoned and go to a haunted tea party only for the grandma ghost in the basement to be bitching about wanting some Chinese food. 🥡 👻 Grace, Val, and I had a TIME last weekend and you can hear all about it on todays’s TMGW.
No, this pic isn’t to show you my incredible manicure… It’s a tell you that we raised $4000 for @chooselove with my insane ramblings on @cameo !! (I rounded up with a donation). Thanks y’all! We might just have to do it again sometime after I sleep for a few weeks.
Who color blocked it best? Me or Act 2? 🟩🟦🟧🟥 A couple days in my fav place with this banana nut, @kiwilovesyou 🌴 @thehighballhouse
Who color blocked it best? Me or Act 2? 🟩🟦🟧🟥 A couple days in my fav place with this banana nut, @kiwilovesyou 🌴 @thehighballhouse
Who color blocked it best? Me or Act 2? 🟩🟦🟧🟥 A couple days in my fav place with this banana nut, @kiwilovesyou 🌴 @thehighballhouse
Happy Valentine’s Day to a guy who couldn’t possibly be any cuter… Unless there is a tiny dog head sticking out by his chest. ❤️🔥
I have 99 problems but a recipe ain’t one. Because I just finished my 99th recipe. However, one of my problems might be this millennial ass caption. 🍝 perfect night out to celebrate with @jaclynrjohnson Aka my 🪨….. y’all, let’s get the emoji rock some circulation.
I have 99 problems but a recipe ain’t one. Because I just finished my 99th recipe. However, one of my problems might be this millennial ass caption. 🍝 perfect night out to celebrate with @jaclynrjohnson Aka my 🪨….. y’all, let’s get the emoji rock some circulation.
I have 99 problems but a recipe ain’t one. Because I just finished my 99th recipe. However, one of my problems might be this millennial ass caption. 🍝 perfect night out to celebrate with @jaclynrjohnson Aka my 🪨….. y’all, let’s get the emoji rock some circulation.
Oh, this? Just me accidentally pocket-sending Chip a voice note of me singing to Beanz that I love her more than words in a cockney accent? How’s your Saturday morning going?
Let it be known that I also love Chip more than words. But this was indeed intended for Beanz. 🤣
PUPPET PROM!! We went for Jambi’s Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-HOES. 🔮 Dancing with puppets is my new heaven. As is finding a new karaoke spot in my neighborhood where there’s only one older gent singing blink-182. Perfect night. No notes. 🫧🫧🫧 @bobbakermarionettes 🍝 @saladforpresident
PUPPET PROM!! We went for Jambi’s Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-HOES. 🔮 Dancing with puppets is my new heaven. As is finding a new karaoke spot in my neighborhood where there’s only one older gent singing blink-182. Perfect night. No notes. 🫧🫧🫧 @bobbakermarionettes 🍝 @saladforpresident
Oops. Meant to swing by but spent all day in heaven. AKA @scribewinery
Oops. Meant to swing by but spent all day in heaven. AKA @scribewinery
Oops. Meant to swing by but spent all day in heaven. AKA @scribewinery
Oops. Meant to swing by but spent all day in heaven. AKA @scribewinery
I’ve been wanting get on board this beauty for a minute and got to do it with a couple of babes. Champagne. Gingerbread creme brûlée. Risotto. The views. The vibes. I felt like a real classy broad. Love me some @winetrain ☁️ 🚂 ☁️ 🍷
A couple of MAGIC days at @nobuloscabos ☀️ We stayed in the residences so we all got to slumber party every night. We got turnt. I got burnt. I don’t want to leave 😭 thank you Nobu! (Fanciest thing I’ve ever said)
