You’re robbing an empty vault, lady. #marriage #relationships #rant #goodmorning
Am I out of: 1) the woods yet? 2) my mind? #vermont #losangeles #netflixisajoke #comedy
I won’t kiss and tell… but there’ll be signs #trump #guilty #stormywithachanceofprison #standup #comedy
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Vermont is the best place to rest for three days before a European Tour… 1) Hiked a mountain to get to a lake 2) The security guard at the town general store 3) My wife trying to get me banned from Indiana 4) Vegan lunch 5) Just showing off the mountains… and also the ones behind me 6) Blocking a soccer shot with my butt 7) Looking out @glasshousevt 8) Looking in @glasshousevt 9) Early birthday present for my wife and I really don’t like the look in her eyes
She was hot and bothered and not the good kind. #comedy #reels #standup #hotflash #lady
PDA makes me stutter apparently. #comedy #comedyreels #reels #podcast #clips #pool #couples #relationships #PDA #redflags
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
-PHOTO LOCOMOTIVE- Buffalo was such a frickin fun time! Here’s why: 1) Thirst trap at the falls 2) Healing my inner child 3) Bone-in-petit 4) My favorite audience member of the weekend 5) The dam fam 6) Floral seggs 7) Arsty Fartsy 8) All of your beautiful faces 9) My friend @akeemgramz is under the impression that Home Alone is not a Christmas movie. The staff showed up for his intervention. Let’s go Buffalo
Alright England, I’m performing at the Hackney Empire June 22nd but I still don’t understand your freaky language. #london #slang #uk #england #reels
I call this one Heresy Butker #football #chiefs #catholic #church
Did anyone else’s high school have a weird name? #comedy #clips #school #weird #names
